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Is that just a whole ball of mozzarella wrapped in bacon?

Looks like a pain in the ass to eat

I want to rub her tummy

That's a clever way to look badass while trying to disguise his eyes crying from chopping all those fucking onions.

She is perfect
I want yuka to be my wife

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

i wish she would eat just one, and a fry, and then come give me a hug

master curry chef

So what's the secret behind these mukbang videos? Really good editing, or do you think these skinny ass Korean grills purge themselves after filming the video?

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starvation ahead of time?

anorexia

mmm abscess

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Where do I get one of these super sharp, probably cheap as heck, flimsy knives? Always see them in India food videos.

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is that kerosene

is there anyone another skinny girl other than yuka who does it, isnt it just some bullshit how her stomach expands a lot and that most of the food isnt digested and goes straight through her, but that it also pushes her other innards away like how some people don't realise there pregnant because its behind their ribs

It's from Kay's Good Cooking.
youtube.com/watch?v=YMjTr2vLKzY

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Reminder that wafer iron cakes were invented by the French and deep fried breaded chicken by the Scottish.

So chicken and waffles counts as fusion cuisine.

Is there a way for him to exit without damaging his product?

Fuckin white people trying to steal black heritage.

Yes. You're not seeing the entirety of the structure in that video.

please don't start, who cares.

Normally, I don't enjoy YT comments but some of the shit on her videos is hilarious
>I'm so pleased to have found this channel. This is what Lasagna should be about: meat, tomato puree and mince with onions. No bechamel sauce, no cheese and no herbs to confuse the taste buds. I like my food to simply exist in my mouth without drawing attention to it's self by having flavour. Thank you, Kay.

She has a stomach condition where the barely digests any of it. There's an x-ray of her with 30 big Macs in her belly someone screencapped from a variety/talk show.
She basically just shits it all out.

No. You must eat all the eggs.

Cast iron autists will tell you it's """"""seasoning""""""

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>no herbs to confuse the taste buds

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from India

probably in india

>Side eyeing the camera man because he thinks it might be a health inspector.

>implying he needs to leave ever

Is there pipes under the sand?

What sand?

Reminder that shortly after winning that gold medal she had her vagina and anus probed by a perverted doctor. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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When you pop that lip pimple

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Cerebral palsy QT trying her best.

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How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

I can see how she stays so skinny

they are made sharpening busted up parts of other cutlery like spatulas and frier spoons and such
t. poo

Kindly requesting the webm of the qt japanese girl making a strawberry crepes.

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infinite noodle chopping

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>sees the guy recording her tits
>presents it to him
That's both cute and lewd.

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What i wouldn't pay to see a woman shit out 30 big macs.

That little bit where she flaunts her perfect, supple tits just for a second is ridiculously sexy to me for some reason. Cute and lewd indeed... That kind of shit really does it for me.

>qt japanese girl making a strawberry crepes
Was she making them or rolling her face into them? Because I want to see that!

"Noodles"!

>We have such sights to show you...

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this?

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She eats so much cheese and fried chicken. I swear every other video is either her trying KFC's latest offering or some ramen/instant noodle deal with a block of cheese mixed in.

Now there's an engineer

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It'll also be a pain in the ass to shit out. I wonder if it's served with exlax

Damn that looks fucking delicious

You don't have to tell me how you get out of there but you do have to eat all the eggs.

holy shit

I will be making this today. I do wonder though if I can substitute stuff in it like baby carrots with normal carrots.

What is her bfp?

Close enough. MOAR!

Also, thanx.

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Once you see her spitting in the food at :19 you can never unsee.

posting for a friend i.4cdn.org/wsg/1521008492906.webm

This is stupid, please don't post it again.
>Haha, look at this fat chick spout memes!

>inb4 someone's entire ja/ck/ folder
>inb4 Monster melting in lava
>inb4 autistic micro sized cooking
>inb4 the crust cutter forced meme
>inb4 sad old man burning his toast and eating it
>inb4 two faggots mixing sauce and skittles
>inb4 lonely thot eating Domino's pizza and taking selfies in front of camera
>inb4 expensive japanese beef box
>inb4 a chink swallowing a squid alive
>inb4 mosquito patties
>inb4 crepe cook on cocaine along with the comment chain that ends with the Event Horizon
>inb4 cute japanese survival food
>inb4 chilli beans fountain
>inb4 grown up dudes literally cutting meat with machete
>inb4 a dude drinking 100 eggs
>inb4 koreans trying american food
>inb4 killing a crab through inserting screw in dickhole
>inb4 any webm from mexico where they mix sweets and potato chips with different sauces
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay cocaine documentary
>inb4 rolling burning pigs
>inb4 putting pasta in cheese wheel
>inb4 girl picking lobster with crane game in restaurant
>inb4 cage falling on wild boars
>inb4 any "food art" webm followed by "that will be $299 plus tip sir" comments
>inb4 faggot degreasing pizza and eating it with fork and knife
>inb4 old school Subway ad
>inb4 skinning a frog
>inb4 chinks slicing a big fish while it's in agony
>inb4 that webm with guy tapping the knife and autists reeeing in the comments
>inb4 two japanese girls blowing a cockroach at each other through a pipe
>inb4 japense food show where everything could be edible
>inb4 dildo gummy candy
>inb4 """spicy""" frapuccinos
>inb4 turkish ice cream troll
>inb4 chink cutting a headless spasming fish
>inb4 LA beast eating lamps
>inb4 jiggly cakes
>inb4 vegan egg
>inb4 fish in a fucking mixer

yeah i know it's cringe-teir but someone referenced it so i posted it

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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions
>inb4 big booty cook
>inb4 icecream porn
>inb4 stroggification

>look MOMMY I posted IT again!!!!

>Baby carrots are regular carrots but cut to two inches big
Jesus, I thought it was something different.

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now add egg porn

I'd wreck her anus so hard

Don't worry I had to explain that to my mom too. Baby corn gives it a bad name

Wait, I was seriously hoping that's soy sauce and this is some Asian cooking video.

Is this some new stupid meme like crust cutting?

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Yuka has a digestive mutation that makes it so she does not absorb food nutrients well. In her own words the food "passes right through [her]." In the frequent cuts in her videos she is not throwing up the food she just ate. Instead she is shitting it out. In a typical Yuka video she stops to take a shit at least 4 times.

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so the food passes through relatively unchanged, except shewed up a bit. i could eat her poop and get nutrients from it.

found my waifu.

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the determination in her eyes on trying to flip those pancakes....

It's obviously impossible to digest all that shit before it comes out of the other end.
How many calories and nutrients do you think she actually absorbs from all of that?
That looks like 10000 calories or something, but I'm sure she's only getting 5000 and the rest is coming out as an off-yellow blob.

What kind of past life wizardry do you have to perform to come back with such a life.

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