>open carton of eggs
>see this
what do?
Curse Image Thread
Mason Hill
Chase Perry
is that a shaved nut
Isaac Phillips
There is no carton to open. I don't buy that government shit.
Kayden Fisher
You're a shaved nut, you crazy bastard!
Luis Williams
That chicken had her tubes tied too late.
Connor Ortiz
Probably I would throw that one in the garbage but still use the other ones if they seem normal.
Wyatt James
>pull down boxers every morning and see this
Andrew Gonzalez
My chickens plop out odd eggs once and awhile. Plus they only harden when exposed to air. So if you can catch them literally straight out of the cloaca you can shape them.
Elijah Carter
how does he get out of there without breaking the egg?
Lincoln Gonzalez
send up a prayer for the poor hen who laid this egg
Juan Sanchez
>So if you can catch them literally straight out of the cloaca you can shape them.
Aiden Green
looks already boiled
Colton Evans
Are you Dwight?
Jace Bell
>so if you catch them literally straight out of the cloaca you can shape them
Adam Thomas
Just a guy with to much free time out in the sticks.
Julian Moore
Xavier Rogers
Henry Morris
Oliver Campbell
I need to see at least ten more pictures of that cute ass cat, homes.
Matthew Ward
>not naming that image "the upside flavortown"
opportunity missed
Elijah Perry
Brandon Barnes
fucking lol
Dylan Morris
this is frighteningly comfy.
Elijah Peterson
I never understood people who would have both a horse and a cat.
Noah Sanchez
Bro thats a dog
Christian Ward
Yeah that's what I meant.
Ethan Roberts
Same thing. My cat attacks my gfs dog all the time. The dog lives in fear.
Connor Jackson
Adrian Edwards
Why not? I've got both. They have a kind of coexistence but cats can be tsundere as fuck so the poor dog gets a good groom and cuddle and then gets good smack on the face.
Easton Torres
G
William Fisher
I dont know if I have ten...
Liam Young
How's life in Australia?
Jaxson Gray
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Carson Ross
Yeah, that's right. You better keep that shit coming. Grandma's counting.
Benjamin Foster
Im to lazy to fix them.
Oliver Cox
we /an/ now niggas
Elijah Murphy
Jaxon Jackson
Speaking of balloon knot, I'm gonna fuckin fuck you
Leo Thompson
we buy the same cat litter
I also have one gray stripey cat and one black cat
Austin Williams
those are some cute kits
Gavin Torres
BLACKED
Zachary Perez
kek, pretty good
Evan Ward
Christopher Carter
Lincoln Nguyen
I'd use your cats for target practice if I lived next to you
Thomas Jackson
how edge of you
Kevin Jones
>durr edgy xD
But seriously I'd kill the shit out of those cats and think nothing of it because only the weak and women own them
Chase Nelson
My black cat brings me mice and chipmunks that I then feed to my chickens. If youve ever lived outside of suburbia youd know how useful they are for the amount of work you have to put into them.
Nicholas Jackson
>When you let cartoons shape your reality
Angel Stewart
You want to know how I know you're some shade of brown?
Luke Thompson
>pot smoking degenerate
Now I definitely wouldn't feel sorry for you
Zachary Ward
what the fuck dude, that's my cat
Bentley Martin
Why would you need to feel sorry for me?
Jordan Myers
I used to put her in a harness and carry her around on my shoulder when I went into town and Id get told that constantly. Shes a very generic cat.
Cameron Morales
Edge in this thread is to much ib gotta pull a neo and dodge those baits.
Mason Lopez
Return the slab
Dylan Nelson
Is that a giraffe egg?
Hunter Smith
Lost my shit on the bus, fuck you user
Gabriel Robinson
this looks heavenly
David Sanchez
You seem to have a comfy life user.
>tfw don't own rural property and procure my own food
Cameron Long
>what do?
cut your nails faggot
Asher Taylor
Its fine as long as you dont care about long commutes or hanging out with people. I talk to my neighbors out of sheer boredom sometimes. Usually Ill bring him some food a cooked or plants Ive grown or alcohol Ive made.as an excuse.
Adrian Parker
>So if you can catch them literally straight out of the cloaca you can shape them.
Christopher Bennett
>But seriously I'd kill the shit out of those cats and think nothing of it because only the weak and women own them
I didn't think browsing Veeky Forums was allowed in middle school
Gabriel Moore
Cameron Diaz
You should check any thread involving cats on /an/. This is common.
Chase Fisher
What the fuck
Joshua Lewis
first one of these I've laughed at
Chase Bailey
Wish they were my balls tbqh
Dylan Cox
What's going on here? Bullying?
Kayden Morgan
Just PTSD of when coach wanted the D.
Jason Cooper
Food Boy movie
Owen Gray
I wish you did live next to him cause I hate that attention whoring retard and his shitty poverty cookalongs. I hope his cats die.
Adrian James
Daniel Nguyen
>the entirety of this thread
Oliver Fisher
ITT food reality dispatched millenials get triggered by actual farming.
Joshua Cruz
okay
amuse my 100% danish ancestry, amerimutt
Joseph King
Jayden Martinez
Food Boy.
Ryan from High School musical learns he's part of a secret master race of superpowered humans who can produce food from their wrists just by thinking about it. The goal of these people is for each of them to create a new addition to the world's recipe books. BUT the more people that know about his powers, the worse his food tastes. Also, creating food is physically draining and can lead to dehydration and passing out.
So what does Ryan from High School Musical do? He uses his superpowers over food to put on a magic show so he can become class president, alienating his friends and falling for the Alpha Bitch in the process.
Josiah Lewis
Jaxon Harris
oh my god
Liam Morris
cozy cottage user
Nolan Hernandez
>im an autistic 12 year old the post
Jacob Scott
that explains everything actually
Nathan Miller
we had a flock at the zoo where i worked and sometimes they would lay square-ish eggs, and sometimes eggs with another egg inside of them, like pic related
Kayden Bell
I'm interested in knowing how you know, because the way he says it screams "suburbanite white kid/Dexter in training" to me.
Nogs lead in killing each other, but that's all gang violence. Whites rule the serial killer/randomly killing animals territory.
Hunter Sanchez
>egg inside an egg
The fuck...
Kayden Lewis
imagine there was a traffic jam
Jaxson Hernandez
This isn't funny. None a this is funny.
Jack Baker
>only a dane would consider themselves white
Even a slavic is a better specimin than you Butter Cookies. you are weak sub breed, the niggers of western europe. No one likes you and your faggot windmills.
Sebastian Wright
thanks for the gay pet thread fags
Henry Lee
Hundreds of videos online of nogs torturing cats would beg to differ with your white guilt, you champagne socialist cunt.
Sebastian Lewis
Luis Allen
gordonramseyITSFUCKINGRAW.jpg
Luis Kelly
>imply that a white person could do something negative
>this triggers the stormfag
LOL
John Miller
Well, she'll probably loose some weight from shitting herself once she gets salmonella.
Tyler Roberts
>Curse Image Thread
Aww heck yeah
Dominic Price
Easton Gutierrez
For a second, I thought that was purple ketchup.
Robert Scott