Ohh, look what i got!

>pliers

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countermemes are always weak and they're made for weak people

>hehe I use channel locks to open soy boy bottle XD the guys back at the chan' are gonna LOVE this one

Jesus Christ. . .

Channellock is one word.

lol fucking weaklings.
they expect the future belongs to them how?

this is gayest thread since

I find it disheartening the soyboy has channellocks and you can't identify them.

Would you like to make him a sandwich?

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I have 2 friends that drink soy based meal replacement drinks. They are both complete mental manlets (they're both tall). They have man titties. Don't know how to feed themselves so they drink this shit. Pathetic. My one friend is coming around , I'm teaching him how to cook

Nuked from orbit. I laughed out loud and woke up my kid, goddammit.

Not him but, Channellock is a brand. Those are tongue and groove pliers.

Have you ever met a mechanic? One guy at work spells wrench with no e

:D

Im going go all in, miss me with that food nonsense, hell i cant even make an omelette without burning it. 5 weeks here we go

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>pliers

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Hey user would you pass me the tongue and groove pliers?

And while you're at it hand me the tissue papers? Not the Kleenexes, the tissues papers. You know, the longer and less commonly used BUT less copyrighted word.

I recognize that countertop and wall tile combination

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I dunno I thought it was a pretty good spoof.

Omelettes are one of the easiest fucking foods to make that aren't PB&J's and now your'e spending 200 bucks just because you refuse to learn the absolute bare minimum of cooking what the FUCK user

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They're trademarks not copyrights.

I get the point you're making and I think you're right but I say tissues more than kleenex.
Also it'd be facial tissue, not tissue paper in my experience.

Congrats on proving you're not a pedantic fuck.

kill yourself soyboy

q-tips

Well Kleenex is generic and its trademark can no longer be registered, so any facial tissue can be called Kleenex. Channellock on the other hand is not generic so any tongue and groove pliers cannot be called a Channellock unless they are branded as such.

If the use is as common as you make it out to be you can take sheckelburg to court to make the trademark generic but good luck with that. Even google held off in court.

This. Who the fuck says cotton swab?

That sounds like a racist insult actually. From now on I will refer to all black grannies as cotton swabs.

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Are you going to turn into a cute trap or a lame nu-male?

nu-male

Its Veeky Forums so 85% trap

It's what fat not-alpha males call anyone they disagree with while asking their mom to tuck them in.

You just got touched by a man that smells like a sweaty female because his balls have lost all their testosterone.

Whats cacao?

Oh, you're right. They seem to have misspelled cocoa right on the bottle there.

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if dubs throw away your soylent

Check my five.

>wojak-numale.png
>2012+6
>having to download a reaction image from the internet instead of having it on your computer

>pack of 12
>$195.00
>$16.25/bottle

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Here's a spoon now open wide. After a quick google search it seems that cacao is raw while cocoa has been heat treated. Both are made from cacao beans. Cacao is raw cocoa essentially.

I think he bought 5 packs of 12

that's still 39 dollars for 12

3.25 for 400 calories, about the same price and calories of half a sub at my grocery store, ofc making your own sub would be a lot cheaper but convenience over value i guess

Found the butt-hurt numale!

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nice thumbnail retard

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Maybe this Soylent is more Hardcore than we think.

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lel

i laffed

>the fucking pliers

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Brits don't have blue eyes, you idiot. Brown is by far the most common colour.

Then call them grips or glandies.

>Brits don't have blue eyes

he's right, brits are Arab rapebabies.

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How long does a bottle last a normal person?

>soylent
>owns a dewalt

Sounds about right

I used to drink that stuff instead of getting Dunkin Donuts every morning, but I stopped once "soyboy" became a thing.

Can someone give me a non-soylent alternative for this?

imagine being this dense

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One thing's for sure, their eyes are definitely B E A D Y.

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Huel, uses oats and pea protein instead of soy.

kek

t. OP
Lame

>brown is the most common colour
We aren't talking skin here, Ahmed

>but I stopped once "soyboy" became a thing.
Letting memes run your life.

$16 can buy a lot of McDoubles and is probably better 4u in the long run
KYS OP
:D

Nobody fucking says Kleenex you shill mong. People just say tissues.

>Nobody fucking says Kleenex
It's not too late to move to a good part of the US.

>5 weeks
>each bottle is 20% of your daily nutrition
>5 bottles/day to make up a "not starving" diet
Which means you're paying for 12 days of food. Not even two weeks. For 200 dollarydoos.

Bob get the fuck off this board

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heres your (you) for buying an entire case of soylent just for this post

pretty good mate, well done. got me to laugh