You're catering for his funeral

Bread sandwich.

broken vegetables

a big ice cream cake with a picture of lou gehrig on it

Stephen Hawkings, R.I.P Miss you big man,
Gone but not forgotten.

Nothing. like all of his theories and scientific contributions amounted to

Pie, because he died on pi day.

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Cheese plate
Rhubarb
Ice cream
Potato salad
Pommes frites
Lemonade
Eclairs

Pizza of course.

Goodnight sweet prince
I'd make a bunch of space meals, rations, and liquid feeding-meals.

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Black (toad in the) hole. With big bangers.

>it's real

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Frog legs
Chicken legs
Leg of lamb

what the fuck is wrong with yall? Funeral sandwiches is a must. Tastiest sandwiches

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his legs weren't the problem

>generic [thing] for someone so unique
do africans really..

I knew you pen twirling faggots would find a way to fit this onto every board. I'd serve a full vegan platter with laxatives. Essentially his existence. He was a sellout piece of broken garbage who has not contributed a single thing in decades. I'm glad he is gone. Nye and Tyson can go next.
This desu.

I'm sure your achievements and contributions are much more significant.

Boiled crawfish.

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I think they're made to bring you closer to your own funeral. Worchestershire, mustard, fucktons of butter, brown sugar, drenched over ham and swiss sliders with Hawaiian buns, baked in the oven. im not black, but these are so tasty.

Never claimed they were, but I'm not touted as some great thinker and icon of the science community either.

>has not contributed a single thing in decades
what has jesus contributed in the last two thousand years?

lots of holy wars n stuff.

Probably true. Death is a lucrative business and charging someone $10,000 to dig a hole for them is worse than charging $300 for stacking raw fish on rice.

You're a very cool person.

moon cakes

A vegetable :)

lmao I bet you don't even understand anything of his theories you stupid brainlet.

>m-muh contrarianism because someone famous and well regarded died

You are a child

>generic [thing] for someone so unique
yeah, he was unique, he doesn't need the food to be.

for me. its the McChicken

I think a pig on a spit would be appropriate while watching him go into carbon deep freeze.

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>relying on ck as your main news source

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something you can suck through a straw

meals on wheels

Brain prepared to perfection.

>starring in the big cuck theory
and nothing of value was lost.

Pi? Lets be rational, user.
You don't serve pie at funerals.

>seeing something on Veeky Forums first and checking elsewhere afterwards
FTFY

I’d dj at his wake and play moonbase alpha memes.

Not him. All hawking did was think maybe black holes emit radiation. And then he said black holes probably dont exist

What an amazing contribution. Hes basically a science pop star because he was crippled and everyone felt bad for him

He guided christians into having a universal set of morals. Those without religion will all have differing moral reasoning as they have no concrete foundation

>March 13th
>Pi day
Dumbass

Never mind. It was the 13th in North America when he died.

Buffet food in England is fucking awful. For my Grandad's funeral we got a Lebanese restaurant to cater. It was incomparable to the usual tide of brown trash you get (for the same price) from these so called professional caterers

You must be 18 years or older to use this website.

Wow, what an amazingly irrelevant post. How fat are you and how many different types of food have you stuck your dick in?