post your cookfus
mine is the iranian chick from munchies, faradeh or however you spell it
Kitchen waifu
Tyler James
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Blake Baker
you have low standards.
Brody Russell
Your pic reminds me of Anastasia Lux
Robert Reyes
my standards are just fine
post your cookfu bitch nigga
Benjamin Cruz
>implying you wouldn't
of course you would.
Isaac Harris
I love trashy looking women, of course I would
Jayden Rivera
looks like she would grow a mean mustache
Leo Martin
>accuses Gordon of sexual harassment
>used to sexually harass me on Instagram all the time
Such a shame I didn't live out west when I lived in the US a couple years back. I'd have cucked Sammy so hard.
Aiden Rivera
I'd like a drunken makeout session with her
Josiah Hughes
i could make a career out of hatefucking crazy girls
Owen Bailey
MOMMY
Juan Smith
i dont watch cooking shows because im not gay.
If i had a cookfu I wouldnt be terrified of seeing her without makeup.
Ryan Baker
and then have the crazy girls you're hatefucking band together and spectacularly ruin whatever career you make
double edged sword user
Camden Murphy
thicc qt
Robert Ortiz
she's mine fuck off
Leo Powell
dead girls don't cry
Easton Parker
bread girls don't die
Zachary Ward
who /Molly/ here?
Nicholas Moore
shes brads and you know it
Luis Murphy
A little off-topic, but I assume Molly is also from the region? Some Israelis, Jordanians, Persians, etc have a certain look to them.
Leo Allen
I think Molly is from Wisconson
Matthew Ross
I bet she's a fucking subby bitch.
I want to make caramel then drizzle it over her bare breasts and nipples listen to her scream and yelp while it cools down, then bite it off while she pants and moans.
Chase Rogers
Claire is literally a goddess
Jonathan Fisher
This is the superior munchies girl.
Dominic Howard
patrician
Adam Rodriguez
I hate watching videos with this girl, she looks fucking insane especially with that god damn eye make up holy shit she scares me (and im not turned on by it)
Jayden Adams
all that frog speak I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU
Christopher Watson
So I’m half Persian, dads from Tehran. She literally fucks up and butchers every single Persian dish she tries to appropriate.
John Long
Oliver Reyes
This woman is so damn cute, I want to pick her up and bounce her on my cock while she berates me for being american in her native tongue.
I would mercilessly ravage her pubic-hair covered hole like a nazi invader by-passing the maginot line and thrusting straight through belgium into france.
Like a soldier of the french military, she would surrender to me, sexually, as she experienced "le petit mort" repeatedly and in such great intensity that she would start to speak german.
With one final thrust I would finish inside her, thrusting my tongue deep inside her mouth and tasting that sweet sandwich essence on her pallate and blitzkreiging my ejaculate deep inside of her cuntryside, to occupy her cervix for at least 4 years.
Then I would lay her down and spoon with her, kissing her ear and whispering "where's the fuckin' mayo you whore?"
Anthony Sullivan
Her face is fucked and she looks like a skeleton with skin slapped on. Nasty.
Justin Davis
>a skeleton with skin slapped on it
Imagine that.
Brandon Smith
>used to sexually harass me on Instagram all the time
explain
Carson James
>nigella will never be your childhood friend's mom who's just a liiiiiiittle too handsy whenever you come over to his house but you don't mind it because your hormones are raging until finally one night at a sleepover you wake up to her blowing you and you don't really know what to do but she just tells you to be quiet and then she gets on top of you and starts riding you and you move to push her off but she pins your arms down, leans down, and whispers in your ear that she did a bit too much coke earlier and she just needs this so don't struggle
Adrian Peterson
don't tell them
Hudson Gutierrez
Presented without comment
John Rodriguez
God-tier and all mine.
Nathaniel Wilson
Brayden Evans
So you've got a thing for homely women that use too much makeup and are about to hit the wall at 200mph? Interesting.
Leo Sanders
i'd make him my bitch
Isaiah Lewis
It's hilarious you think that. She was clearly with the guy for his money.
Jeremiah Hernandez
That's an unusually elaborate fantasy.
MOMMY JUGGIES
MILKIES
Hunter Taylor
You know why she looks like that? She used to get raped by her own father. There's an article about it in an edition of the '91 LA Times that she keeps trying to scrub from the internet.
Adam Brooks
Oh shit really you got a link?
Zachary Turner
I have NO idea how she wasn't posted already
Jose Wright
Chase Roberts
So, like, some sort of man?
Landon Wood
literally what the fuck does this post even mean
Jordan Taylor
It means he thinks she's unattractive, uses more makeup than other women, and is on the verge of aging really badly. The first two points are incorrect, and the final point is only true because all women have such a short shelf life.
Chase Kelly
>The first two points are incorrect
You can objectively see she has too much eye liner on. Her being homely is more of an opinion, but come on bro, she even has fucking grinch lines around her mouth for christ sake.
Jayden Taylor
Ayden Ross
do you blame him? (no)
Austin Rodriguez
>looks like that
like what, Italian?
Camden Carter
>but presented with comment
Angel Thomas
5 head pan face
>now with mouth built for cawk
source right nao plz
Robert Clark
molly is from michigan, so she probably has a lot of germanic herritage
Brody Collins
michigan*
Elijah Garcia
that's why there's subtitles
Grayson Hill
love her and the way she just doesn't gives a fuck
Nathan Collins
giada was super hot like 10 years ago. now she looks like a burnt out italian mom (unsurprising)
Parker Stewart
absolutely based
Hunter Rodriguez
la créature...
Lucas Smith
>tfw no frumpy french chef gf
french is probably the easiest language to learn after spanish. it's extremely simple
Kevin Hall
That gif makes me extremely uncomfortable.
Camden Wright
Excellent taste user
Dylan Evans
Nadia G all day.
Noah Bailey
why do so many of you like this goblin?
Jace Nelson
Erin
Connor Diaz
Joseph Cook
Got to be Gizzi.
Justin Baker
Sorry about that, Chris.