English food is ba-

The individual ingredients may not be unique but its execution is.

am not fat

Looks more like chippy sauce to me

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>-dly executed garbage.

I'm sober and that looks like shit.

>"fries" with no seasonings
>a boiled sausage

I mean, I'd still eat it, but that is sad looking.

About sums up the thread.

That literally looks like shit. Like out my ass, shit.

>2018
>being a Scouser

I'm drunk and it looks okay, but not something I'd go out of my way to get.

I’m drunk and the op image makes me feel like vomiting, and I had cold Taco Bell in bed for breakfast and wish I had more.

American here. Battered sausage is something I didn't know existed, and we deep fry everything.

Every time without fail

Looks like a s___ o_ s___

>calling chips "fries"
>thinking neither salt nor vinegar is seasoning
>thinking chippy sausage is boiled

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Chippy is the best!

*blocks your path*

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id drunk fuck that up any afternoon.

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-sically shit?

>American here. Battered sausage is something I didn't know existed, and we deep fry everything.
Are you forgetting that the corn dog was invented in Texas?

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It's a sausage on top of some potatoes, it's hardly revolutionary or unique

thinking gravy isn't a seasoning. lol. you dont have a gravy shaker on your table that you microwave when company comes over?

>get drunk and deep fry two kinds of sausage with frozen corn and leftover vegetables
>better than england's terrifying dog-wieners and soggy fries

What the fuck is wrong with that country. Requiring ID for soda, picnic-ware, flour, and eggs is bad enough but FFS have some pride in your food.

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>Yuropoor food
Not even once

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I fucking hate fish and chips
>bland,soft, dry potatoes
>gristle filled meat which is poorly seasoned (also bland)
>gravy, cheese etc. are all microwaved ready made shit
>greasy, overweight teens serving

Add cheese curds and make that a poutine you fucking savage. Maybe then you can call this food.

bad.

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looks like shittier poutine

do cheese curds justify the price difference of poutine? usually fries + gravy is 4 while poutine is like 6 where i live

dairy is always expensive to make/ship

English food is so bad that they conquered half the world in a desperate attempt to find something edible and they still managed to fuck it up once they got it back to England.

>be british
>get fat

>sausage
Don't you mean " Emulsified High-Fat Offal Tube"

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Good one, mate.

where are the scraps la?

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>a boiled sausage

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Is that just a fucking weenie on some fries?

Subpar chips, bland and tasteless sausage made with subpar meat, likely to contain horse. And to finish it off, disgusting fake gravy made from bisto granules.

I don't even dislike British food, but this is low-tier, poor quality pleb food.

YES patrician food

>be England
>Home of Lord Sandwich, inventor of the sandwich
Hey see that meat between bread? That's British, you're welcome.

Fuck off you dirty little wool

>emulsified high-fat offal tube
literally nothing wrong with any of this

it is how the best sausage is made.

go back to bed you stupid fucking brits. French fries and a hot dog? ooh la la five Michelin stars

-d

Battered sausage is second only to battered halloumi as a non-fish chip shop main.

im sober and id demolish that
side of mushy pees anyone?

lol what are those
probably taste alright tbqh

What shitty chippy places are you going to? A nice chippy place is godly.

t. frenchie candicuck

>american style mustard
>amerilard cheese

What the fuck is thst thing.

this is a british sandwich

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yep, is that a problem?

>Not in cake form
Pathetic

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That's the traditional Dutch dish 'Kanker' you fucking morons

how is that english food again?

Black pudding

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The only thing british food has going for it is the fact that it's light on rotten shark, fermented herring, and bleached cod.

It's terrible, but it could be so much worse.

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going to a chippie and ordering anything that hasn't been battered is class 1 soy boy behavior

literally couldn't be anymore obsessed

Don't forget the jellied eels, yum.

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>battered sausage
do britbongs really do this?

says the one who was making a point about british food first. can dish it out but cant take it.

Brexit hasn't even happened yet, dumbfuck.

In Scotland you can't get that kind of sausage without the batter.

>not battered black pudding

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How can we take something from America and make it more disgusting? - bongs, probably

>not a battered pizza crunch with curry sauce

I feel my arteries clogging every time.

hes gotta tell you before you lose all internet and electricity

>Deepfried, congealed blood

Why won't the Brits stop?