Is mayonnaise the most keto food?

Well, is it?
-High in fat
-Moderate protein
-Zero carbs
-Blends easily in smoothies and shakes
-Can be made with a number of different oils to hit nutrition macros

If you're doing keto without learning how to make your own mayonnaise, you're doing it fucking wrong. Debate me.

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Both mayonnaise and keto are for the feeble minded

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>carblets

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I'm trying to think of something more keto than mayonnaise and all I can come up with is salo, kaiserfleish or really fucking fatty salami.

Of course, wrapping them in lettuce leaves ensures no problems with scurvy.

EGGS YOU FUCKING MONGREL

But mayo is eggs with extra fat. Why are eggs any better?

>when made right it's fucking amazing
>need fresh eggs or need to be in Slavic countries for good mayo
Suffering

>need to be in Slavic countries for good mayonnaise
What kind of mental gymnastics is this? Licking the cheese off Milovich’s anteater does not a good mayo make

Where the fuck do you live that you can't get fresh eggs to make Jism of the Gods AKA Mayonnaise?

Utterly disgusting food.

What the fuck does your opinion of mayo have to do with its ability to meet keto macros, you fucking spastic?

>oh no he didn't post on the exact topic I made this thread for
Go eat your mayonaise and drink your oil.

go suck ye nans toe cockmongler

keto should be lean protein and non-starchy greens, not you gargling mayo you disgusting cumguzzler

That’s paleo you bilious fistulated fecophile

Regular keto diet is not what the meme bacon coconut mayonnaise butter drinkers follow

>not doing paleo keto

looks like KKKeto

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>Regular keto diet
what macro breakdown are you suggesting with "regular" keto

>keto should be lean protein
Not really, a large amount of lean protein will trigger a relatively large insulin response, not to mention that the body can break down excess dietary protein into blood sugar.