God tier desserts

With espresso or glass of scotch.

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Came here to post this.
So here's #2

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turkish dessert sutlac(rice pudding)

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Why wont anybody love me, my dick doesnt work anymore. My doctor says they are going to amputate all my limbs because of the beetus. Its not my fault im big boned its my genetics, look im perfectly healthy.

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Oh look at you you're such a contrarian. I bet you liked dessert before it was popular, huh?

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i love any cobbler/crisp type thing.

baked fruit with some crunchy stuff.

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My favorite cake

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Cherry cobbler is my personal favorite, but honestly you can't go wrong with any flavor.

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Do you honestly think there's no line in between liking dessert and weighing 700 lbs

Nothing beats this shit

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Yes, elder god tier right there. Especially with espresso

I honestly may agree. We made fresh chocolate chip cookies last night and my god they were fucking incredible, even with the shitty Hershey's chocolate we were using.

It's pure and simple goodness.

Needs to be soft and entirely BLACC though.

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Although you white people don't know your spices and dishes, no culture comes close to your desserts

This.
It's also for men and animals.

but that's not tiramisu...

more like soyamisoy

oh so soy has replaced cuck as the memeword of the month?

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I fucking hate this place

Your implied inability to eat sweets in moderation is a result of weak will

you've just noticed this?

Bakewell Pudding.

>tiramisu
Literally diary crack.
I don't think there is a quantity of this I would be unwilling to eat.

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Ah, yes, fat and butter, amerilards biggest friends.

Nah I like the variation in flavor with the brown sugar dough. My wife makes the absolute fucking best chocolate chip cookies with browned butter and salt on top.

Any way to get it without dairy? Asking for a friend

Bakewell tart BTFOs that cloying, fatty thing ngl

Was so excited to try it - what a let down.

Pineapple upsidedown cake, top marks

a good black forest cake is unbeatable in terms of flavour balance

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youtube.com/watch?v=Mzg5FclS8xE
One google search for instructions away you retard. Why don't you people ever do this yourself

out of the way, plebeians

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>Turkish
Nice try Ahmed.

whatever you are on, i want it too. crazy hallucinations!
schwarzwaldtorte is pretty legit too, although i'd say apfelstrudel is better

is your wife my mom

So many things in this vid I'd like to taste
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stop eating sugar

>Turkish

>of the month
Either new or hasnt been here in a good while.
In either csse, you fucked up.

Black forest cakes can only be called black forest if they come from the black forest area

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Lava cake in a mug

>Implying le soy insult isn’t an indicator of election newfags

That's fucking retarded, that's like saying a Floating Island can only come from France, or that Bavarian cream only comes from Bavaria.

Now if you were to say "black forest cakes can only be called black forest if they use Schwarzwälder Kirsch" then I'd agree. If it doesn't use that it's just some piece of shit chocolate cake.

On a similar note champagne is only champagne if it’s produced in Champagne, France otherwise it’s just sparkling wine

The french are real twats about everything

Uh that's not even true though
>German law mandates that kirschwasser must be present in the cake for it to be labelled a Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Forest_gateau

This user is correct, it's only called a black forest cake if it's made with kirschwasser.

baklava is nice but i dont eat it as dessert more like a sweet

> not gorging on both
It ain't gonna fucking miscgenate

Had some bread pudding the other day. Definitely in my top 3

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There is nothing wrong with protecting your regional produce.

i make some pretty badass bread pudding with bourbon caramel sauce.

This, if another region is so superior just call it something else and let it stand on its own merits.

>mfw bongs call coffee cake n' jizz bread pudding

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>sparkling wines are all the same anyways

T. Uneducated dong

Chocolate/Peanut Butter anything is God tier.

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Impressive

I could eat a zillion of those. It needs more walnut though.

Americans also call it bread pudding, dumbass. It's a dessert popular in the south but eaten all over the US

My Dads amish cream pie

god fucking dammit

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Pineapple upside down cake is among the best. I like them to look more like pic related though

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My family's chocolate cake is still my favorite dessert. I don't think I've ever had cake that I felt was equal to it, and its not even a sentimentality thing. I just think it's a insanely good chocolate cake my dad randomly found the recipe to.

Bread pudding. Simple food are the best.

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ayy

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A good tiramisu is hard to come by. Olive Garden has a shit teir.

Scotcheroos

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Pineapple pizza?

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That looks artificial

So close

there's a bakery on the east side of detroit that makes the best pie i've had in my life. they also make savory hand pies, galettes, cookies, pastries, pie sandwich cookies, etc.

the salted maple is one of the best desserts/breakfast/whenever i've ever had.

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Sachertorte

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Why the fuck is Baklava so expensive, goddamn. It's like 3 or 4 bucks for a tiny piece.

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It's labor intensive and nuts are expensive

quit bitching like a fag. I have enough self-control to eat it in moderation

Whats the best desert to pair with a dinner of fish tacos?

Seconding these. I'm tempted to go to the store now to gather the shit.

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>walnut
>not pistachio

Any kind of wedding cake. Any kind. Buttercream, royal, mousse or fruit filled, chocolate or vanilla, fondant included, don't care. All good.

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Tiramisu. It lacks flavor whenever I order it so I don't bother anymore and have made it myself plenty. Olive Garden has an especially shitty one, zero flavor.

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Fried ice cream

These a fucking crack. But a real quick way to diabetes.

Something a bit different just to contribute. Pani Popo it's from Samoa. Basically baking your own rolls in a sweet coconut sauce.

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Son?

I fucking love this shit. I can only get it at this 1 German bakery around here though and its either sold out or they didnt make it that week. Such a great cake.

Based indian balls

Don't you mean fat and sugar you metabolically deprived brainlet

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i bet you fuck a lot of wahmen with those masculine tastebuds don't ya user