New Steveyboi video up

>Australian rations
Gross and not nice

racist

This video was unpleasant to watch. It made me throw up in my mouth.

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>no hiss
I'm fucking scared

a hiss can be bad sometimes when pressure has built up inside the can like in some of his videos

It's an emergency ration pack for downed pilots, they went for high carb high calorie density over anything else because macros don't matter when all you need is a weeks' worth of food energy to get rescued

He's been building an resistance to botulism for years now, he'll be fine

>no hiss
>pulls out biscuit with a soggy rotten food soaked wrapper
>this is definitely not edible
>talks himself into taking a nibble
>ends up eating the whole biscuit
Is this a cry for help

fucking finally. I was starting to think he had gotten sick

What happened to kiwi?

Old news friend

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Now we know you are gay

>can't say about a man that he's handsome without being called a homosex

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If he dies after eating this, is he the last casualty of WW2?

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Anyone else worried about how much he shakes in his videos?

> this thing cost…. yeah, you don’t even want to know what it cost

lol

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Is it wrong that I'd love to make out with steve and rub our dicks together then fall asleep coudling?

I don't think it is. I think it'd be nice.

I'm a gril

>alright lets get you out on the bed
>Nice

Someone check this out for me.

17:39, play at .25 speed, i swear to god something flies out of the can, like smoke, or a fucking soul.

Please someone tell me I'm hallucinating.

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it was mold spores of some kind or another
rancid

It'll probably be another month before he posts a new vid, from the hospital.

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Literally /ourguy/?

photo proof

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it moves from the can straight into the air

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makes as much sense as your post

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the movie is called Knock Knock if it was the sauce you were looking for

What the fuck

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its a fucking worm!

No wonder Steve called it Pandora's Box in the beginning. That was one of the coolest parts the intro.

Steven BINGO when?
>free space 'Nice'
>Steve convinces himself to eat something rancid
>camera shift to Steve eating
>tapping spoon on cup jingle
>he finishes the whole tray
Etc

I made this rudimentary Stevebingo chart just for you user, feel free to tweak it as you please. I know it looks terrible but I'm not sober and I did my best.

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WHAT THE FUCCKCK IS THAAAAT

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Nice

>its there

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What the fuck

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"it has a fierce rancidity" lmfao

>ywn share a lucky strike with steve

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You do realize that this guy likes to fuck around in his videos, right? Fucking newfags.

>Intro
>Opening Pandora's Box
What has he unleashed back into the world?

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Thanks, Satan

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It was my pleasure user, blessings upon you

>trying this hard

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>"these biscuits are rancid, definitely inedible"
>eats whole biscuit
>"yeah these are definitely poisoned"

based

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>its a 'steve finds amphetamines in an old German MRE and becomes noticeably shakey and has to do a voiceover' episode

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I actually prefer the episodes with the newer MRE's or at least extremely well preserved MRE's. The ones he had from the 80's that'd been stored in a freezer for 30 years were really interesting.

Hey it's Steve and Oldsmokey eating old MREs!
Where did you find that picture!?

botulism poisoning causes nerve damage

Is this a MRE meeting?

yeah
youtube.com/watch?v=cmGQ5N5J3EQ&feature=youtu.be&t=67

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youtube.com/watch?v=u2HbZfkmOg4

You know i gotta say NICE

what isss it!?!?!

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>opens can
>a living organism flies out
HOW?

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>Steve reviewing hospital food.
>"Lets get this out onto a hospital tray."
>"Nice"

Tfw no steve bf

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Giv Steve bf

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b r u h

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I'd never go out with you homos.
Bet you don't even have a hiss, let alone a nice one

I hope it doesn’t develop into somethin of this sort

Steve is going to open the wrong can one day and start some kind of epidemic, it’ll probably still be comfy somehow

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Steve got sick and that Greek was filmed mid-January. That ww2 aussie gave him some weird illness. What bothers me the most is he refuses to go to the doctor

They'll call it the Hiss Flu and we'll all talk about how nice it is to be hospitalized together.

He sounds so sad opening the Australian 45. Im sure it was expensive

We put steve on when we lay down to go to sleep. the videos autoplay the playlist. Sometimes I wake up when a commercial comes on. The hormel pepperoni commercial comes on a lot with the one man band guy. I go back to sleep and dream that steve is the hormel pepperoni guy, singing me a pepperoni lullaby. PEP IT UP!

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I always look forward to the cup jingle

>pays out the ass for a 73 year old ration
>Rips apart the can opener instructions (i.e the only salvageable and most intact thing in the whole ration), despite having been careful in other videos when unwrapping crackers and shit
>"Oh no, I shouldn't have done that guys", he says as he smears his sludge covered gloves all over the clean paper

Has eating old MREs made him retarded? He sure as fuck wasn't this careless in his other videos.

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>2018
>not using uBlock Origin
jesus fuck

its on my tv. i use uBlock on my computer, though

Hes said its also its excitement dealing with shit that he pays out the ass for

Maybe he isn't insured. Americans have a weird inhumane health care system.

he has said many times he isn't

>"This is definitely poisoned"
>proceeds to finish the biscuit
The absolute madman

I don't think it would be too difficult of a repair job on those instructions.

Cup jingle makes me happy

>Americans have a weird inhumane health care system.
Yet the dumbasses still think "oh yeah this is fine" while they die from shit like the flu because they have to choose between paying rent or going to the doctor

It's sad that health care is a privilege instead of a basic human right. I thought America is a first world country.

You get treated regardless of your ability to pay, but if you can pay you get hosed big time unless you have insurance.

I found some of the Vietnam War MCIs harder to watch.

>You get treated regardless of your ability to pay
False. You'll get stabilized at emergency rooms but they won't treat you if you have cancer or some chronic condition.

Yeah they will, how do you think all these Obese people stay alive with diabetes?

>We put steve on when we lay down to go to sleep

Same here. Not to knock Steve (I've watched his videos while conscious as well) but it works really, really well.

Pretty sure our cuck in chief is trying to kill off the middle class so we can become like India and have designated shitting streets.

Does someone have the picture of the steve fan letter?

Also requesting this

Yes.

Because they have the money or a second mortgage.

No lmao its because the government makes the hospitals treat them

Only for emergencies, so when the diabetic fuck needs their foot amputated the hospital will do it but they can't get insulin. America has a shit healthcare system face it