I've been dating this girl for about 6 months now. I've been a vegan for 4 years now due to spiritual reasons, and I would never push veganism on another person for these reasons, as they are rather personal. The real reason is shallow, which is why I would like advice on how to go about it. My ex was also vegan and had an excellent smelling vagina. My current gf has a pretty shitty diet and her vagina smells bad. I know that bodily excretions in general are based on diet, as my body odor doens't really smell anymore after becoming vegan.
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Zachary Morris
kys and find your true spiritual nirvana. Or are you a half-assed spiritualist?
Kayden Watson
Are you a lesbian? No man with balls would encourage veganism.
Lucas Miller
This is ironic since the average healthy vegan has higher testosterone levels than a man on a meat and dairy based diet, because of all of the hormones and chemicals that go into animal product production.
I guarantee I am more virile than you, which is why it is so imperative to solve my girlfriend's smelly vagina problem
Gabriel Flores
"I don't smell because I'm vegan."
You got used to the smell of your stank and now you're inflicting it on the public.
Subtle enough that it could be a real thread. Still, I suspect this is a troll thread. You'll get about 100 angry replies from the redditors on this board who always fall for bait.
Angel Richardson
i suggest you start ingesting cyanide tablets with every meal
Get her on probiotics instead. Preferably raw Sauerkraut or some other live, fermented vegetable
Owen Campbell
[citation needed]
Benjamin Harris
Women will do whatever a man wants if they love him. Just tell her to go vegan or take a walk.
Jayden Ramirez
>Advice? Have her dip her tampons in some yoghurt and insert into that smelly, skanky ass cave. That should kill all the non domestic animals that cause nose cancer.
Wyatt Myers
Just tell her to shower lol jk In seriousness, she doesn't need to be a vegan to have a good smelling vagina. I say this out of my own experience. All she needs is a good diet. None of that fast food processed stuff. She can start making home cooked meals. If she's craving pizza, she can make one much healthier at home too. Skip the chips and opt for fruit when snacking. You can start setting the example for her by offering something already made. Make the first few meals for her. A few days of healthy food (even with meat) and she'll feel much better and maybe even start cooking herself *and not be smelly :)
Easton Gray
>vegan
KYS yourself user
Landon Gray
same user been posting dumb stories for the last 6 months for attention from people he will never know. lol.
Charles Turner
The braps from probiotics are nice
Josiah Brooks
>t. soyboy You do know that organic animals are a thing right? They aren't doused with hormones and can roam free. Also I'm curious at your "spiritual reasons".
Charles Smith
>organic animals you sound dumb af for not knowing what "organic" means
Eli Davis
Do you really think normal people eat organic, grassfed meat? It's safer and far less expensive to eat vegan.
As for my spiritual reasons, I grew up reading Plato and Eastern philosophy, and it made me appreciate all forms of life. By the time I was an adult I felt it was time to make the switch in my diet.
Dylan Nguyen
just put give her a tidepod douche
Bentley Foster
let me reply to you in advance,
literally everything you eat is organic, LITERALLY, yes I am using these words correctly.
Nathan Long
inf4 some dumb soy boy is like "hey guys, well i only eat plants!" um you idiot, plants are living.
Carter Morales
Wow you're LITERALLY retarded. This isn't chemistry class, organic food has a different definition.
Hudson Jackson
no it doesn't lmfao, that's what marketing wants you to think dumb vegan. you pay 4x the amount for a broccoli even though it's the same thing
Jason Ortiz
Jokes on you, I only anorganic stuff. t. Metalhead
Jose Lopez
Does or did it have living cells at one time? If the answer is yes then it is organic, no matter how many chemicals or hormones it has or how much its genes where engineered in fact all hormones are organic. Literally science bitch. But by all means keep paying for a fucking sticker.
Cameron Wright
Organic doesn't mean "Carbon-based" in the context of the food industry, you stupid fuck.
A word can have multiple definitions.
Elijah Cook
>words mean what I want them to mean so it validates my buying of over priced shit with a pretty sticker on it.
I bet you buy carbon offsets to.
Tyler James
fight me irl soyboy, see what happens
Xavier Cox
>so weak due to protein deficiency he mustard the strength to type a response
Cameron Cook
as a farmer in USA there is no difference between "organic" and the normal shit you buy. Once the product leaves the farm it can be marketed however the buyer wants. there is no gov regulation here, it's all buzz word shit.
Jordan Garcia
He mustard? Is this a Veeky Forums meme or is that really how you think that’s spelt?
Jack Sanchez
>I grew up reading Plato and "Eastern philosophy" So you read on the internet that about his utopia with vegetarianism and abolishment of any form of freedom except for a benevolent leading class and just ignored (Or most likely didn't read about) the latter where he endorses Fascism?
Wow , it's sad to hear that your GF doesn't suupport your vegan leifestyle. :(
Eli Adams
LMAO, so absurdly wrong it has to be bait. Go drink a cup of roundup.
Andrew Garcia
yeah, his gf (male) has more testosterone than he does.
Gabriel Long
I personally feed my wfies sons daughter bacon and tell her it's vegan bacon.
Joseph Hall
>faggot >begins sentence with "as a X" throw yourself in a thresher faggot.
Jace Evans
Intellectuals prefer fascism.
Ryan Richardson
>my girlfriend but taylor is MY girlfriend!
Anthony Anderson
Food puns belong on this board
Jayden Cox
My ex had a terrible diet and her pussy smelled like raspberries. You're gf is just dirty as fuck bro.
Grayson Edwards
Must be really upsetting to live like this. As to your issue, just break up with your gf she would do the same to you if she saw this thread.
Cameron Allen
This. All these soyposters look like pic related. I've never seen a fat vegan that's been vegan for more than two years. They're usually slim and toned from the testosterone or jacked to fight the stigma.
No use, the frogposters get inside the other threads too. They're like an aggressive mold. The best hope we have is to drown /r9k/ in bleach and kill it at the root.
