Be me

Clearly says "Ultra Black" on the bottom. Somehow this is not Ultra. Please explain.

this

Ultra-BLACKED

Ultra Zero is a sip newfag.
Nothing else is, despite what your Facebook ‘memes’ lead you to believe.

Ultra Zero is the only /sip/,normie.

>Reddit spacing greentext
You’ve got to go back

It’s funny to see a retard try-hard attempt to jump on a bandwagon only to fall off flat on his face

you can see the one he bought says zero sugar in the pic

yea. I was just giving it props.

So, what's with this sipping thing? You drink energy drinks, monster energy that's sugarless? Why?

>Why
memes

i'm sorry my man :(
they didn't have the white monster in my local 7/11
plz dont hate me :(

user, you are performing shit and now you also have diabetes

i'm actually feeling energized right now, thanks Monster ans sipbois!

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Forget him. He's just a limpwristed Veeky Forums for brains who thinks culture can be kept in a cage. It can't. The sip family grows ever larger, and the /sipboy/ of 2018 can come from all walks of life, some not fearing or even demanding that sweet sugar rush.

Welcome to the club.

Someone say /sip/?

instead of joining the sipboyz, why not just kill yourself instead you fucking degenerate piece of garbage

Superior sip coming through.

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HURRRRRRRRR NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP NOT A SIP DURRRRRRRRRRRR GET OUT

>implying

This nigger is on a board spamming spree.

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Reminder that they recently found out that """""sips""""" literally cause mental retardation.

>sip boyz 2018!!!
>*watches pro wrestling*
>*stinks and has shitty grammar*
>*wears backwards baseball cap and stinks some more*

yahoo.com/lifestyle/the-scary-link-between-energy-drinks-and-brain-174346481.html
nypost.com/2017/10/13/mans-love-of-energy-drinks-leads-to-brain-hemorrhage/
mensfitness.com/nutrition/what-to-drink/energy-drinks-trigger-depression-and-anxiety
cosmopolitan.com/uk/body/diet-nutrition/a13914836/scientific-link-energy-drinks-mental-health-issues/
thesun.co.uk/fabulous/4930366/how-drinking-red-bull-or-monster-is-damaging-your-physical-and-mental-health/

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>knowing how to green text on reddit
get fucked

this same stupid faggot again

lol triggered? xD
i love these insecure edgy teenage reactions on ck

It's only sugar. Make the can last your entire day, otherwise you'll just crash. My breakfast used to consist of a redbull, a Turkish Silver, and a hydroxy. Ever since I discovered sipping I've been motivated to actually cook and be productive.

This. I drink one sugar free Monster drink four times a week and it lasts me several hours.

That said, the stuff has really aggravated my anxiety.

>young people are violent and lazy
>linking to sun
0/10

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Based

Serious sip tip:
Drink the first half of the can within 5 to 15 minutes.
Drink the second half over next 2 hours.
This avoids the post sip crash and you still get your sip rush.

>being this retarded

>be me
>fatigued and not performing at top level
>sip
>twitch all day and perform worse because i can't stop thinking for one second and my muscles have a spasm attack
Energy drinks... not even once

Take L-theanine at the same time, about twice as much theanine as caffeine