Veeky Forums Webm thread

Veeky Forums Webm thread.
Starting with The Classic.

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this impresses you?

I am kinda curious about something. It's been bothering me for a while but might as well ask here since this thread is up and you just posted this webm.

If we take into consideration the fact that he is surrounded by a wall of eggs and there is a need to go outisde of said wall... how in the world does he accomplish moving from his cooking station outside into the same location of his customers without disrupting any and all chicken eggs and breaking them in the process?

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I hate this board. I really really do.

YOU FUCKED UP THE WEBM TITLE YOU SUMMER CHILD!

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is Veeky Forums being raided by /wsg/ ? what is with all the webm threads?

IS HE RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD REN FAIR?

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I see it's your first day on Veeky Forums, have a nice time i guess

not really, been here for over two months and it is usually one webm thread with all the stale memes. but nowadays it seems like there is two or three webm threads at once with the king of the egg fortress being posted everywhere.

>jack poster
>calling anyone else new

>anti-jack poster
>calling anyone else new

Looks like Disney World, actually.

>over 9000 months

WOW

There’s no such thing as an anti-jack poster, dum dum.

How does he break out without getting all the eggs?

>all the webm threads?
There's one thread. When it reaches the limit, there is a new one. Not that complicated.

Does anyone have the virgin vs chad version of this?

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Doesn't look too sanitary
Where are his gloves
Where does he wash up?
No thanks

me wanna go downtown

me want eggs

I love this board. Veeky Forums is the nicest board of all chans.

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What if that's the same shop and that guy is his son

virgin son vs the chad dad

I'd buy his eggs.

>tfw noone will buy your eggs

Holy kek

How does he get out?

He can't. Or at least, not until he cooks and sells them all. Only then can he leave.

How does he break the eggs without getting out of there?

Post your best ja/ck/s

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Thats what I always thought

wrong file name faggot

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He didn't get his dad's cooking genes

What happens if he wants to leave the egg fort? The eggs would break, yes?

why would he want to leave the egg fort

He trained his flock of chickens to lay eggs directly into the egg cups.

To get more eggs

He probably has like a back entrance or maybe a little hatch for him to crawl through on the bottom? I wonder how he tells when the eggs rot. Or if the stand next to him is just like his son or something and they do the same thing. Also what country is this in? India? What was the point of filming the guy? Nothing really too noteworthy about the webm in general. So many questions, so little answers.

It's comfy
Maybe if you stopped hating life so much you'd appreciate comfy things, too

Can someone post some kind of behind the scenes video of this guy not being a total fucking failure at life?

Like him being such a fuck up slob is an act right?

Is there a trap door in between both of their egg stand's so that they can traverse back and forth?

fuckin kekd

This board is actually pretty comfy, a bit slow, but not full of deliberate shitposting with the intent of derailing threads.

This is actually the best Jack episode. When he thinks all the food sucks and gets pissed at Jack Jr for saying that it's okay.

How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

Should he need to exit the stand, what maneuvers would be required to avoid damaging the integrity of the eggs exteriors?

How does he get out??

Free him.

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Retitle your shit
>surly king of the egg fortress.webm

wow. this is uh, is there more of this? asking for a friend.

Anyone have webms of animals being cooked/prepared alive?

I seem to enjoy those ones the most

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Kys

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t. ching chong pong

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THICC

>fatphrodite
kek

I felt out of breath too, and not in an arused way

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Kindly requesting the webm of the qt japanese girl making a strawberry crepes.

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lord have mercy

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This has strawberry but doesn't have a qt japanese girl, I hope it's okay

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How do I pull out of there without fertilizing all her eggs?

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Kek

What is this, a crossover episode?

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Welp, computer is in the shop and now I understand why everyone hates phoneposters.

She's actually pretty for a fat fuk

I hate dogs so much.

so sad

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best application or guide to make a webm that will work here?

got a shitload of stuff on my jewtube playlist that i could dump here.

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im surprised hes not eating the dogs and keeping noodles as pets

Assuming you know nothing about video editing:
Download video
Download Webm for Retards
Under encoding set file size limit to 3mb (or 2.99 to be safe, sometimes it fucks up) and enable high quality mode
Use trim to cut out the parts you want (multiple trim for multiple cuts)
Adjust resolution to something reasonable like 540*360
Increase speed if needed since your limit is two minutes

As long as you're keeping your resolution and timeframe down enough you'll get something decent quality, though you will have to play with the numbers each time. I try out putting the file three or four times each time get that balance of quality and size.

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was disgusted at first but actually didnt look bad

I AM AROUSED

>over two months

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Who else here loves butter?

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>yeah I give it a 3/10, would be better with my sauce

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Tokyo average restaurant meal = $60? The fuck they gettin these numbers from?

Probably a price for two. I mean, it's not like people eat out alone.

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>it's not like people eat out alone

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This is so fucking gross

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even the cooks are obese

So, I've never actually sought out this guys vids, but have seen him all over Veeky Forums for months. I'm not sure if he's just a joke, and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.

>generic fortune cookie waddles by at 17 grand

hold up

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guaranteed good fortune in every cookie

>chopping an onion with a plastic butter knife
>mayo
>not knowing what a grater is
whoa

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Read the fucking shirt. It's prison food.

How is there a market for for multiple egg and white bread sandwich shops right next to each other? How is there a market for even one of them?

this is a veritable work of art