Cheese and seafood don't go together

>When you nut in a grateful slut.

goddamn you're good at that

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>italy is offended by shrimp alfredo
mama mia!

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They actively ignore the fact that many Italians regularly mix cheese, cream, and fish or crustacean because of the weird adage about fish and cheese.

Nevermind the fact that there's so many different types of fish, and so many different types of cheese. The quote probably came from some chef's personal creed.

Can't unsee. Thanks, user.

my suspicion is that it is a boomer thing
I will modify the quote from Churchil.
Cheese and seafood don't go together, except for all the times that it does.

>and OP's pic looks like cum
No it doesn't. Why do you have semen on the mind, user?

A wise and learned, obese drunkard.

indeed I bet Churchill ate fish and cheese together all the time
him and Hitchcock both knew how to eat and how to live

I've only ever heard of "italian" women from new jersey have a problem with this
the same retards that call sauce gravy
just ignore them

gabagool

Not sure about how much Hitchcock knew about food so I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but I know that if Vincent Price were alive today he'd probably win a lot of awards.

If you're at all curious you should look him up. He had a view on the kitchen I highly respect.

>A typical dinner consisted of “a roast chicken, a small void ham, potatoes, two vegetables, bread, a bottle of wine, salad, dessert, and brandy." "His lifelong craving for ice cream was usually satisfied later in the evening,”

Hitchcock was a glutton of fine tastes

I'm sorry, I have not come across the term 'void ham' before.

Is this some fantasy pig Hitchcock was kidnapping from World of Warcraft?

I am pretty sure it is a stuffed ham

sometimes when i cook a salmon fillet some cream cheese leaks out and for the life of me i can't figure out how it got in there in the first place

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Dude no

they inject it at the factory

Based on rape statistics in Alaska, I'd say it was injected at the dock.

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like you wouldn't, too

I'm telling my neighbours to check out this post

I want to save this image because it's funny, but I also don't feel comfortable with idea of having it saved on my computer

I WANT TO FUCK THAT BUNNY

just save it in a folder named 'scat' and no one will find it

Because of dicks and that looks like cum

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>It's an Italy thing
>Never heard this shit in Italy in years
The thing is: don't mix cheese with a strong flavour and fish with a subtle flavour, you can use cheese as long as it doesn't kill the fish flavour dumbass

love you too

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She looks very . . . satisfied.

doodlefriend is best cu/ck/

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Same with cheese and chicken. Awful, awful combination desu

guess who's gonna be in the screenshot. me!

I love it

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YOU WHAT

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I knew that looked like cum

I cant quit this site because of the occasional nugget of gold

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Hot

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>he's never had cod mornay
laughinggirls.jpg

except that it looks nothing like cum... are you 7?

I laughed so hard i got up and went to a different seat in the house

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What do you call then?

>cheese over everything
>mericunt ingenuity

one patti for you m8

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Wow, that's a cute Patti Mayonnaise

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god damn it user

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really makes me think

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