So I just ate half of a jar of mustard with bread.
Just bread.
I started off with butter, mustard on it, then ketchup.
Ended up stuffing my face with just bread and mustard. I ate half of a fucking loaf of bread.
Help me Veeky Forums what is wrong with me im afraid now that im going to go back to kitchen and eat even more of this nightmare.
Whys it so tasty.
contact your tard wrangler immediately.
>tard wrangler
fuck off im neither fat nor american
this is the saddest thread I've ever seen
It looked more like this
how do i stop the urge to get more
>he thinks tard means fat or American
Holy shit, we've got the genuine article, boys.
i think tard means american, thats correct
but lets focus on the mustard situation
>thinks being fat or american has anything to do with it
but you are definitely retarded, hence 'get your social worker'.
give me a single argument that will make me not go to get more mustard slices
carbs are bad for you fatty
why? it's not going to cure your chromosomal issue.
>not even good mustard
Jesus christ seek help. Unless you have little kids there's no reason to have that bullshit in your house. Spend the extra 90 cents for some decent brown mustard for fucks sake
OP, STOP
Binge eating is best eating.
no
yes
fuck you im eating more mustard right now
la creatura...
That's not Mayostard.
Why can’t you just make a real sandwich it would probably fill you up more than just eating bread and mustard
el goblino...
Well I dont have much more in the fridge
>fuck off im neither fat nor american
But you are retarded.
Steve Galvin? The ghetto ass Cubano from Chicago
>mustard fanatic
my nigga
You might have had low blood sugar and were craving a source of glucose. Try some fresh fruit next time.
>yellow mustard
Disgusting.
Fuck you buddy. Fuck you and whatever shithole you come from.
>not actually sure what mustard is
>google mustard
>"Mustard is a condiment made from the seeds of a mustard plant"
t-thanks
i see no problem here, just dont do that every day.
i do that too with bread+salted butter.
>"Whys it so tasty"
It isn't. You probably have a brain tumor.
Mustard is always made of mustard seed too. No sugar, salt, anything, so it's 0 calories and """organic.""" The fit chad's condiment of choice.
It ok, I just at hamburger buns with jalopenos and cheese
My brother eats ketchup sandwich
user where the heck do you live where mustard isn't widespread?
i bake my own bread and dip it in single condiments all the time. its normal
You better have a severe deficiency or some shit if you actually ate that.