Breakfast of Champs

Rate my breakfast Veeky Forums

How did I do?

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Close up of eggs

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Close up of hashbrown potatoes

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No vegetables. Are you the champion of being a fat ass?

I'd crush those hashbrowns but sadly, keto :(

It looks alright, but alas, you forgot to season it. Typical white person mistake.

Big slop of...

slimy wet potatoes

nice banquet sausages but i prefer the patties

those hash browns don't look fully cooked

>No vegetables
Half of that plate is clearly potato, user.

Looks really nice

But wait there's more

Side of baby pancakes with syrup and buttery spread

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These look good. I say look. It's really hard to determine a pancake's worth by sight alone.

What a grand breakfast

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are you a bloatlord or just fat?

So good nothing left

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He seems more like one of those guys that's kinda new to cooking and has just made what he thinks is a really amazing meal (though for an experienced chef it would be only average) but he's really proud of it and wants to show it off. Can't really hold it against him, we've all been there before.

don't

I prefer my eggs over easy, and my hash browns crispier. Also I don't eat sausage. Pancakes look fine, no clue how they taste.

I give you a 6/10

Honestly it all looks underdone. They're called hash BROWNS for a reason.

Hash browns are soggy, eggs are overcooked and the sausages look like cat turds.

Impossible. He's drinking La Croix.

La Croix means fit user?