>Finish iced tea at restaurant
>Waitress refills it
>Doesn't give me a fresh lemon slice
Finish iced tea at restaurant
Lucas Brooks
Brandon Watson
>coffee finally getting cool enough that i can drink some
>take 3 sips and then waitress comes by and fills it to the brim with hot coffee
>now it's too full and too hot
Aaron Morales
>waitress has a nice ass and skin tight black pants on
Jaxson Taylor
>Waitress has a tattoo
Caleb Miller
>Waitress brings you a small dessert for free
Kayden Reed
>mid conversation waitress leans to the side and coughs
Benjamin Robinson
waitresses are all skanks
take it from a BOH guy
they are not worth your time
Jayden Watson
>Waitress has a fat rump and bends over to pick something up in plain view
Ayden Wood
>cute waitress mentions she has a boyfriend
Jonathan Nelson
>go to restaurant
>2 people sitting at tables
>get free bread
>order food
>waiting 1 hour to get food
>go find manager
>"sorry our cooks are busy"
>cooks are taking a "smoke break"
>nobody in the kitchen
>2 people eating
>mfw I never got my Fish Tacos
Juan Peterson
>owner asks you review them on yelp
Nicholas Price
>waitress gives you a blowout in the walk in freezer and your balls become ice cold so that when you nut it's actually incredibly painful
Ethan Williams
Its cause YOURE A NIGGER.
Carson Gomez
>waitress is a nigger.
>day ruined.
Samuel Thompson
Robert Campbell
>Waitress brings you toast
>Ghosts you
>You have to wait get her attention and ask for butter.
>The toast is now cold.
Nathaniel White
>ask waitress what is in the gluten free pancakes
>*rolls eyes* idk not gluten
>order them to not be an annoying customer while out with group of friends
>leave no tip
>shit pants
Zachary Ward
get yourself checked out, that's not normal
Adam Lewis
>order a pizza
>pizza boy sucks your dick
Nathaniel Watson
this one is triggering. but let's be honest, in the US your toast would come buttered already
Owen Flores
>went to bathroom. Passing the kitchen window
>saw waitress spit in food
Brody Ortiz
>in the US your toast would come buttered already
it's the reason we are the best country. good luck in your shithole cuntry
Henry Hall
Whats ghosting?
Jaxson Gonzalez
>order poached eggs
>cook shoots free range chicken without hunting license to harvest my breakfast eggs
>Allah is good
Isaiah Campbell
When you walk next to your car while it's rolling
Aaron Bennett
To be fair, that is a disgusting body for a female and the guy clearly does steroids.
Angel Carter
>Finish iced tea at restaurant
>waitress still not done blowing me under the table
>have to wait for more tea
>other waitress brings more tea, 2 lemon wedges
>opens blouse and lets me fondle her big soft tits
>that's my twin sister blowing you user
>put my hand up her skirt
>start fingering her hot wet pussy hole
>the end
Evan Wood
Noice
Isaac Wilson
>ask for a side of mayonnaise
>waitress cums in a cup
Grayson Bailey
>order a plain omelette
>no potatoes
>ask for tomatoes instead
>want plain toast
>waitress says "No substitutions"
Jason Carter
>Finish ice tea at restaurant
>Waitress refills it
>Doesn't give me a fresh lemon slice
>Call her over, explain the oversight
>She says come with me
>I follow her into the parking lot
>Get into her van
>That's my twin sister
>I'm gonna lick her pussy to make it all juicy for you
>Twin sister lifts skirt and waitress start licking her sister's mildly hairy twat
>Sister starts to moan
>Get your dick out, user
>Sister licking pussy, starts sucking my dick
>She takes a lemon from her pocket
>You want a lmon slice?
Well I better warm it up
>Starts to work lemon into hr sister's dripping slot
>Halfway in
>Tells sister to bend over
>Fuck her butthole user, it will help warm the lemon up
>Slide my hard dick into tight asshole
>So very tight
>Sister spits on my dick and twin sister's asshole
>My dick starts moving in and out, I can feel that lemon warming up
>Going to be the best iced tea ever
>Rear van door opens
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
Ryan Hall
Having abs like that is NOT hard dude, all you have to do is start lifting when you're already skinny, get the lighting right, and have a nice tan. What that guy has is can be easily accomplished natty
Landon Lee
ok chad
Michael Ramirez
>waitress lightly rests her arm on your shoulder while asking a question
Dylan Young
ok fatty
Ian Price
Legit fucked a waitress on her break while on a family dinner. I was lucky as fuck.
>meet girl at party and became fuck rabbits or just one of her calls cause shes a slut.
>family dinner. See her. Its been a while.
>uncle amd shithead cousins make usual chatter about waitress having a good ass, bending her over.
>get a text from her to meet her outside
>pull her pants down and fuck her against the wall behind the dumpster. Grab tits as leverage. Moaning
>cum in her
>head back to table, cousin makes a remark about me smelling like a little tuna.
>family has no idea about me getting a nut bust but comment how i was gone for a good while.
>waitress comes back to refill gives me a good fuck eye.
>get a text later after her shift and drops by to fuck in her car while family watches jason bourne.
Nathaniel Wood
faggot
William Moore
please give our starving virgin mouths tips on how to find chicks like this
Jayden Foster
>smelling like tuna
did you fuck a cat's mouth while you were out there or are you a lying liar?
Adam Rogers
>fuck eye
Thomas Wilson
We talked about this already, Chad
Owen Campbell
>t. Jealous lardladler
Jason Myers
>see a black person at any point during time out
>entire day ruined