Anything off the trolley, dears?
Anything off the trolley, dears?
Dominic Long
Jose Reyes
"No!"
Ryder Price
how about a cheeky wank?
Jose Diaz
Fuck off.
Ayden Wright
I’ll have two Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans boxes, a large chocolate frog, a Knickerbocker Glory with extra cream, a Treacle Tart, two Fred And George's Skiving Snackboxes, one with nosebleed nougat, and a large butterbeer.
Jack Cruz
Did they have chips or any savory food or was it all candy because JK had no imagination
Bentley Richardson
HP had all normal food food during mealtime, but the candy and booze was "magic"
Brandon Scott
scotch and water, go easy on the water
Jacob Wilson
ur hairy snatch in my mouth, sugardoll
Evan Reed
Of all the candy that Harry Potter had thought up, very little of it was magical. I mean, fucking Fizzing Whizzbys? Those are just god damn Zotts. Fucking Brits steal everything.
Alexander Murphy
>Brits steal everything
Not dental hygiene
Gabriel Campbell
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE TRAIN, RON!
Thomas Flores
no.... im focking poor...
Leo Hall
yeah i'll have the lot, fuck everyone else on this train
Evan Nguyen
DEH!
Carter Wilson
WE TAKE THE FOKIN LOT MATE
Elijah Myers
WE'LL TAKE DEH FOOKIN LOT M8
Sebastian Hall
Xavier Rivera
>lot mind
Aaron Scott
Nicholas Smith
Tyler Gomez
Jonathan Hill
Nice one, check these
Easton Clark
Isaiah Scott
Give me my fucking digits, man
Christian White
I heard you have digits?
Nolan Scott
Not lately, no.
Isaac Lopez
Evan Adams
Fuuuuuck
Jack Barnes
Thomas Parker
Lucas Williams
Asher Turner
Hunter Sullivan
it just keeps happening
Ian Wood
Don't get discouraged lads. Here, check mine
Isaac Myers
Wew lads
Elijah Cook
On the trolley
Evan Taylor
Check em
Jace King
I'm afraid you dropped these, sir
Nathan Powell
it's back on lads
Easton Scott
Wow, thanks for fetching them for me. I believe they are on full display now, check it
Cooper Adams
Dominic Green
Wow, I wish I had dubz like those. Long and strong...
Parker Butler
Too bad there isnt anything on that trolly that could help us forget one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
James Perez
Forgot the pic but I'll forgive you because of them digits.
Angel Lewis
WEAK DULLEST POSTING
Ryder Peterson
wow, it's like im really on /tv/
Elijah Fisher
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
Michael Sullivan
It just keeps happening.
Benjamin Moore
>this thread
Gimme some Mars bars you slut
Nathan Thomas
h
Luke Gutierrez
Only de essentials deary.
Hunter Ward
nigga you got double doubles
Alexander Cox
nice
Noah Nguyen
Juan Perez
checked
Logan Allen
Check these Fazoli's
Brody Thomas
i don't get it, is this thread being hacked or is it somehow magic
is it some kind of harry potter joke?
Kevin Price
your mom lol
Ian Flores
TWIZZLE SIZZLE RIGHT ON MY NIPPLE OOOOHHH RIGHT THERE YEAH UUUUUGGGGHHHHHH
Mason Cox
and a peperami
Ethan Powell
yeah you're fucking minge lol!
Alexander Brooks
This board is slow enough that it's easy to get dubs.
David Hall
>Chocolate Cauldrons
>Skeletal Sweets
>Pink Coconut Ice
>Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
>Chocolate Cauldrons
>Creamy Chunks of Nougat
>Wizochoc
>Treacle Fudge
>Glacial Snowflakes
>Exploding BonBons
>Crystalized Pineapple
>Chocolate Skeleton
Put it on my tab.
Brayden Harris
>and a large diet butterbeer