Order Welsh Rabbit

mmm secret pleasure whenever I have some outstanding bread. I pull a stouffers welsh rarebit out of the freezer, and microwave it while I toast up some thick sliced crusty bread.

I used to make it from scratch, but I rarely have a leftover sharp cheese much anymore. Next time I do make it, I have been waiting to try the "puffy" welsh rarebit that the Two Fat Ladies made with the whipped egg whites. It got extra browned in the oven.

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>order gazpacho soup
>shit's fucking ice cold

>order a dozen cupcakes
>get 13

Underrated.

>orders frog in hole
>there's no frog
>there's no hole

>order BLT
>get butter, linguine, and tamarinds

>order toad in a hole
>waitress comes back, lifts skirt and there's a toad in her vagina

kek

>order loaded tots
>receive no load on my tots

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>order an Apple Turnover
>it's right side up

>Parmigiana
>actually comes from southern Italy and not from Parma

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>order Butter Chicken
>it's fucking curry

>order loaded tots
>no cum
>no children

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>order Buffalo Wings
>remember that bovids can't actually fly
>receive tiny wings in my plate
>"oh, that's why"

Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

>order chili
>shits hot as fuck

>order patty melt
>meat patty isnt even close to melted

>order eggs Benedict
>didn't sell me out to the british

>imagine being this autistic

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>waiter brings out a thick cut ham steak on a bun
That's pretty cheeky and funny. Also it sounds delicious

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when I was 11 I went to summer camp, we were eating lunch outside and they gave us zebra cakes

a bee had landed on my cake as I was putting it in my mouth and I didn't notice. It stung the shit out of my tongue

I feel like I've heard this tale before.

I make ham steak sandwiches on hamburger buns like this, I call them steamed hams.

You call ham steak sandwiches steamed hams.

cringe

>get a box of frosted cereal
>its not even cold

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joj

Get your own shitpost, white devil

It's a regional dialect

>open a coke zero
>there is some

>order chicken fried steak
>get beef

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holy fuck you faggots have better be reverse baiting

Kek'd

I ordered grilled cheese in a restaurant in Italy and got a literal blob of cheese that had been grilled

>make fairy bread
>turn gay

>order drink, extra dry
>empty glass

>Order hot dog
>Not just no dog, but it isn't hot either

>Order eggs "over easy"
>Get a plate of horses' ovaries

You have to go back