How do you like your eggs Veeky Forums?

How do you like your eggs Veeky Forums?

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Fertilized

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Over medium, fried in animal fat.

Always like to cook them in the drippings after frying bacon, steak, pork chops, etc.

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Whatever I felt like it that day. If I want to eat it with rice, then I would cook it into an omelette with some fried onion. If I want a quick meal, then I would make an egg sandwich with a slice of cheese. If it a very cold day, I would use single bag of ramen/instant noodle and drop two eggs while it boiling. Ramen/Eggdrop soup is so heartwarming.

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Scrambled with a dash of milk, honey, salt, and pepper.

Straight outta the cloaca

Fried like my brain

You son of a salami shlong suckling slut. I was going to post that.

Btw I like them scrambled till just before they start to burn

French toasted.

Pickled.

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Smooshed.

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LMAO HE SMOOSH THE EGG XD

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Straight outta cloaca

Over easy with bacon and sourdough toast

Sunny if they’re going on top of something hot, over easy if they’re the main attraction. Also love some good old egg salad or deviled eggs.

In someone else's arteries thanks
I prefer not to eat something that came out of a bird's ass

Birds dont have asses

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Pounding on your mom's ass

Boiled with some slices of whole grain bread

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Correct, they have a ass penis/vagina combo known as a cloaca. It's like it came out of a shitty vagina or a shitty penis.

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if you eat eggs over easy you're a fucking animal

rawr!

just fuck its shit up

scrambled

Every kind of way except raw

Nobody in this thread suggested raw, dum dum.

you would get those Veeky Forums suggesting it

Over easy and TKG are my two goto's

I recently made an angel food cake. Now I have a dozen egg yolks left over what do

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best eggs are poached in an egg poacher, with butter and curry powder at the bottom of each cup. yum.

Trippedfagged on the beach.

then i guess im an animal. hell sometimes i make em sunny side up and the whites on top are still runny. i used to only eat fully cooked scrambled but now my eggs have to be basically raw

Underrated, tbqh

Scrambled with cheese mixed in and a pinch of pepper for that spicyness!

With a kiss

How do you boil eggs with slices of whole grain bread?

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I make an egg omelette sandwich that is insane. I chop half a cup of jalapenos, red peppers, onions and roma tomatoes, cook some eggs, add the veggies and shredded cheese, toast some sourdough bread, butter one side of the bread, add the omelette which I shape into a square for the sandwich, add two strips of the finest turkey bacon, add a side of potatoes, and you got the breakfast of champions.