You have 30 seconds to list to me the 11 secret herbs and spices

You have 30 seconds to list to me the 11 secret herbs and spices

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Lmao.
>implying KFC ever even let Calvin King close to The Colonel’s Secret Recipe

>Here’s the 11 secret herbs and spices guys
>lists 10

The only thing I'm certain is correct in this recipe is the msg

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The 11th secret ingredient is sweat dripping off the forehead of the negro employee making the chicken.

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Why does the mouse look like a turd?

Garlic and onion powder are the key to great fried chicken. Smoked paprika, cajun and some chili for spicy versions.

Do you think if you collected and pooled enough sweat from people, dried it, and then harvested the salt left behind- that it would taste any different from regular salt?

Only if they were wypipo. How exactly would you collect sweat from people?

Thank you for actually providing a genuine answer.

Chicken grease
Salt

>salt
>pepper
>oregano
>cumin
>thyme
>nutmeg
>cloves
>paprika
>sugar
>yeast
>baking soda
Did I do good?

>Only if they were wypipo.
Do you get grey salt from Africans and garlic salt from Italians?

This man was found dead the next day. Apparent suicide...

Pepper
Salt
Brown Sugar
Onion Powder
Garlic Powder
Mustard Powder
Coriander
Turmeric
Paprika
Cayenne
Thyme
Oregano

He forgot the main ingredient. Crack Cocaine.

Fun Fact:

Colonel sanders was actually a colonel in the US navy before being selected by the CIA for a special program to spread crack cocaine throughout the black community.

In fact, the CIA and their conspiracies to fatten the black population are the only reason American blacks are all so obese and diabetic.

(((CIA)))

>In fact, the CIA and their conspiracies to fatten the black population are the only reason American blacks are all so obese and diabetic.

lol

Or, it could be that blacks just have zero discipline or self control. But yeah, lets just blame white people instead. I like that narrative better.

blaming white people is what keeps them in this perpetual state. do not disturb it. we do not need more criminals.

The 11th is monosodium glutamate

Cocaine makes you skinny tho

Hi bender

decent reference

this is actually true
they use their own "brand" of re-labled Accent

Wypipo sweat would taste like expired dairy.

Salt
Sugar
Grease

That's one theory

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>Colonel sanders was actually a colonel in the US navy before being selected by the CIA for a special program to spread crack cocaine throughout the black community.

I'm pretty sure there are plenty of illiterate 'Merican niggers out there that believe this.

>colonel is a naval rank
Retard

Hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers, blue moons, pots of gold, rainbows, red balloons

Once I saw this picture on a phone booth, and ext to it was the caption"$30 billion in nuclear weaponry and YOU'RE paying for it!"
Probably not relevant but I had to share

holy shit i hope this guy is in hiding now