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When I was in middle school, I loved looking at maps. Any maps. Every lunch break, I would go to the library and pick out an atlas to look at the entire time.

After a while, puberty happened. This coincided with my spergy obsession with maps, which I thought about all the time. I developed... a fetish for maps.

I jacked off to maps of the First French Empire, of Venice at its height, and Italy during the middle ages, etc. Whenever the school bus was near my stop, I had to stop thinking of maps so that I wouldn't have a boner when I stood up to leave. I was unstoppable

Nobody ever found out. I still do it to this day

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This one always baffles me

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