Finally, milkshakes for the thinking man

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The liquid part of the shake must be pushing 1000 calories, nevermind all the bullshit on top

Looks like a small cup in this pic so probably not but some of the ones Ive seen online are fucking yuge.

That's disgusting.

You're disgusting.

>sixlets
Vile.

I'm disgusting.

Went to this place with my gf the other day. We shared a peanut butter milkshake. Once you get past the candy nonsense it's actually pretty good. They have ordinary milkshakes as well. The burgers are also good.

The bits glued to the side of the glass seem hard to eat. What are you supposed to do with them? Scrape them off with a spoon?

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That or just your fingers. It's just frosting and sprinkles
I admit shakes like this are a meme but they're a [spoiler]fun[/spoiler] treat. No one said you're supposed to eat/drink the whole thing. I split two among three people last summer at Planet Hollywood and that was our lunch for the day

>thanks for taking me out to Black Tap user, I really love my birthday shake :)

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jesus christ coasties are embarrassing

I feel one of these would be nice to share with a partner for a desert on a date or one with family just for fun. One on its own seems really gluttonous though. Id probably try one if I was in a situation like the former.

wow i love having melted ice cream drip onto my hands great idea

I cant believe that shit tasting anything other than sweet without even having a taste of sugar, just plain artificial sweet "taste".

Uuurgh, why do women peirce their nose

>tfw you're too young to even afford it at the time and because you're a povertyfag
>tfw old enough to buy anything, but it would make you gain 300 pounds I would probably throwup
This fucking suck.

By the time you get to the bottom the milkshake will be room temperature and you'll be vomiting sugar.

Shakes themselves look good, but the cake and cotton candy on top is retarded

Their ads don't sit well with me.

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but those aren't the same milkshakes

clearly you're not a thinking man.

Is it possible to make a good milkshake in the comfort of my own home? I have blender.

yes, put ice cream and milk in blender
blend
drink
Even better if you have access to frozen custard

So men stop getting confused and trying to respect them.

>stab straw into cake
>lift into mouth
ez

>lol how are you supposed to drink these
You're not supposed to drink them , you're supposed to take a picture of them and post it on social media.

>double dairy for maximum milkfat artery cloggage

Do Americans really do this?

People with Snapchat accounts.

>French fry dipping vessels.
Whoever invented this trend I hope has a spot in hell reserved for them.
A really shitty one, next to the fucking ice maker that rattles.

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These look delicious at a glance but it's annoying to eat. If you can't eat that much you'll barely touch the milkshake after you're done eating all the various crap they scatter around your cup.

This is some Rococo Marie Antoinette shit in so many ways, right up to me wanting to go Robespierre on those responsible for it.

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I'd never order one of these, but if I was given one with a side plate to put the cake on I'd eat it.

Me and my sister are taking my dad out for his birthday on saunday to the black tap, absolutely fucking dreading it

>that tiny glass shoot of beverage
Kek, isn't just better to have all the toppings as a side dish?

why?

but then it wouldn't look as cool and that's the point

>1311111 milkshakes that are so worth the calories