>nobody to cook for
Nobody to cook for
Jonathan Watson
Sebastian Robinson
You cook for the most important person in your life.
Yourself.
Brody Jones
Biggest dogshit advice normalfags can give.
Sebastian Myers
Buy Secret Aardvark.
Instantly gain tons of friends.
Profit???
Ryder James
>cook for others
>they don't cook for me in return
>would be happy even if someone made me shit tier box mac n cheese
Austin Wright
>Cook meal for friend staying over
>They ask for McDonald's
Aiden Brooks
>cook for family.
>"gross onions"
Ethan Rivera
You know, I usually get shilled pretty easily but I will never buy 'vark because it seems shitty and gay
Wyatt Allen
What's her name, Veeky Forums?
>Alison
Justin Williams
All women must burn.
Jose Collins
She sounds like a solid 4
David Murphy
She sounds like a solid 6.
Jack Perez
Ted Bundy did nothing wrong.
Lincoln Young
I post pictures of food I make on a general on /sp/. it's the closest I can get to cooking for someone
Wyatt Rivera
>tfw two really good friends and one of their girlfriends came into town and stayed at my place this weekend
>Friday night they came in after dinner time, Saturday night they really wanted to go to the german restaurant in town, hangover prevented lunch meal on Saturday
>they left sunday morning
I WANTED TO MAKE SOMETHING GOOD, DAMMIT. Instead, all I made was my family's autism-obsessed level Irish Coffee. And then only one of them was there for that.
Jonathan Wood
>this didn't end in a car crash
Nathaniel Gray
All of them were built for black cock
Wyatt Thomas
She sounds like a solid 9.
Joseph Russell
My girlfriend of three years left me about a week ago. Cooking for one is such a chore. No recipes are portioned for just one person. Every time I look in my pantry it's full of boxes and ingredients I hardly put a dent in. Every time I make a meal I just end up getting reminded of her. And we loved to cook together. God that's one of my favorite memories of her. Our first apartment had a tiny cramped kitchen but we would love to cook together. Bumping into each other and laughing and joking the whole time. FUCK
Sorry for blog posting. I don't have anyone to talk to about it.
Jordan Barnes
I hope they're parodying something.
Chase Collins
why did she leave user
Luke Wilson
That's really the worst part of breakups after a long relationship. There no one to talk to because you all have the same friends. Then the loser retards you call "friends" that aren't her friends as well aren't emotionally mature enough to be of any help, so you get stuck in a bad loop of staying busy just so you don't get left alone with your thoughts.
Sebastian Lewis
>Used to cook for bf of 5 years
>Was a terrible cook
>We broke up
>Focus all my free time on improving skills, including cooking
>Now I'm a good cook but have nobody to cook for
feels bad man
Dominic Long
post pp
Jose Sanchez
>be chef and married
>cook excellent fresh food
>wife only likes bread and cheese
Kevin Thomas
they're not moving.
Isaac Clark
awww poor user :(
Alexander Butler
You can cook for me. Are a cute with a feminine penis?
Michael Allen
>tfw nobody to cook for me
I think we can make this work user
Julian Lopez
You can cook for me
Bentley Kelly
gay
Kevin Rogers
>make really nice looking meal
>old ass phone with shitty camera so it looks like crap
tfw when you look at photos that other people made with their iphones and even the simplest dish look 10x better than mine
Jordan Brown
>Anna
I can't do it anymore
Josiah Diaz
This. I don't understand how people would cook for others and be lazy for themselves.
Leo Long
>Cooking for one is such a chore
stir fries user
all stir fries are WAY better for 1 because you can get the heat higher and you don't crowd the pan/wok and you don't have to cook stuff in batches.
Michael James
>Amy
Time to kms
Carter Lewis
what is this. google image serach gives nothing.
Ayden Stewart
>cooked for a girl last night
>she brought ice cream
>we talked and ate and laughed for 3 hours
>scared to even think she likes me
Why am I such a pussy?
Nolan Phillips
Now you're a living meme. Imagine having autistic faggots influence your life. That's you. You die now.
Chase Jones
not him, but pic on the left was often on /got/ general, title is some shit slavic language
Robert Perry
How hard is the plastic in 'vark bottles? I pulled a muscle in my wrist opening a 'lent bottle last week and my doctor told me to avoid strenuous tasks for a while.
Evan Ramirez
>used to happily cook for my family
>they split up after i moved out
>mom got schizophrenia
>dad got new gf who is a damn good cook
>former roommates didn't bother to sociallize
At least i can BBQ whenever i want now that i live alone
Christopher Powell
this drink is for you user!
Josiah Wright
HEY ALISON!