What is the dark souls of recipes?

What is the dark souls of recipes?

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fuck off

Grilled cheese

Eggs Benedict.

steamed hams

pineapple cilantro deep dish za

Omelette du fromage

Your mom

Sea urchin

that thing from big night

Souffle with a nailbomb in the oven.

Well done steak with ketchup

puffer fish

a conscious bear

Fish on rice three hunder dorra baka gaijin

something really hot, but really tasty

underrated

salty milk and pennies

this tbqh

>normies think its difficult
>actually fairly easy once you get timing and technique down
>"impressive" once you get it done correctly

forgot to add

>youll probably fuck up a few times and have to start over because learning curve

/thread

Croissants
>requires patience, technique, and a bit of skill with rolling the dough, a slight fuckup could ruin the whole thing

Beef Wellington

100% this is the answer

Fried chicken & collard greens.

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Mole

making puff paste.

aunt myrna's party cheese salad

this

Same with Beef Wellington.

Ayy nigga u kno wut it is

It’s just eggs, bro.

scrambled eggs according to ramsay

Kek

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Why? All you need is beef and wellington

didn't you say we gonna have steamed clams?
and aren't they grilled?

I honestly never understood why anons always say that beef Wellington is difficult. It’s easy as fuck and almost impossible to fuck up. Take it out when the pastry looks good and the filet will be perfectly cooked. A simple steak is ten times easier to fuck up.

Upvoted :)

Puffer fish

pls try OP

Damn op you just made my night with this stupid fucking joke. Ty mate

/thread

Tiramisu.

Its time to fucking go back.

I would say Spanish Paella