Cursed images and why brazilians must stop to make pizza.
Cursed food images
Christian Richardson
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Liam Phillips
Noah Young
Christian Williams
Stargazy pie! Notcursed, it is the best our great country has to offer!
Wyatt Sanchez
Nathan Gomez
Cooper Nelson
Gavin Green
Luis Rivera
Is it cum or stale grease?Not sure what would be more disgusting
My mother had this way of making 'chocolate' glaze by mixing cocoa, powdered sugar and margarine, she always added too fucking much of the last one and when the cake/pie cooled down there were these chunks of solid fat in it.
Nicholas Flores
Why brazil hates italy so much?
Ryan Foster
The only state of Brazil that has the moral right to make pizzas is São Paulo, because of the italian immigration. All these cursed images are from other state, like Minas Gerais, where the pizza is shit and they put ketchut in it.
Wyatt Brooks
Juan Wood
it's always seemed like it would be good, I'd like to try it.
James Ortiz
Wyatt Rivera
Samuel Peterson
Ethan Roberts
Colton Flores
Hunter Barnes
This is what democracy looks like
Henry Anderson
>brazilians must stop to make pizza
Stop what though?
Andrew Cooper
Connor Young
at least that looks edible.
this is what the average brazilian pizza looks like:
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Lincoln Taylor
I wonder if you would notice before you took a bite. Seems like an interesting experiment.
James Robinson
Jonathan Parker
Hudson Perez
All the pizza ones are great but I'm not (you)ing them all out of laziness
Luis Rogers
Jesus Christ
Jonathan Allen
William Peterson
Keked audibaly, is this how hot dogs are made? Wtf
Carson Williams
>Brazil Food
Benjamin Nguyen
Machines
Levi Garcia
Carter Reyes
Just garnish with some flour and sugar, then sell it at yuppie restaurants as "deconstructed cookies"
Jordan Walker
Mason Moore
Can 100% confirm this is a real thing and not a meme, it's a Colombian/Venezuelan thing as far as I can tell.
William Brown
>mfw he gets the corn out
Zachary Robinson
>mfw my wife is a hue from minas and presented me with "pizza" which was a thick chunk of crunchy dough with sardines and corn in it. almost like a pie but just thick doughy bread.
>mfw she's like "DELICIOUS NE?"
fucking hell m8
Jaxon Jackson
>Keked audibaly, is this how hot dogs are made? Wtf
Angel Morris
This kills the millennial.
Jackson Smith
Hue
Asher Thompson
Its actually pretty good desu
Christopher Reed
Brazilian pizza is normally shit or average, one in a million is great. The problem is that we don't respect tradition or recipes, every single idiot try to invent a new kind of flavor or pasta. If only we had a nation wide company that made pizza we could use as a anchor, but the only good one is pizza Hut and in this shithole it costs the same as 100 bucks.
Condensed Milk probably.
Anthony Ortiz
>feijoada
>tapioca
>açai
>pão de queijo
>churrasco gaúcho
>escondidinho
At least if you don't know any we have tons of god-tier coffee.
Robert Morgan
would eat the chocolate onion if i was really hungry
David Stewart
>pizza hut
>good
Nicholas Reyes
Alexander Collins
Nig I wasn't ready for this.
David Cox
what a shitty idea to serve food in a minature bathtub, let alone sitting on toilets in a washroom themed restaurant.
Daniel Lee
more Brazilian 'za
Justin Bailey
Jayden Gutierrez
Jacob White
Hunter Sanders
Christian White
Lucas Foster
Ryan Evans
Good god.
Ryder Nelson
Nolan Campbell
Nolan Perez
James Fisher
Why do Brazilians love Nutella pizza? Every Brazilian pizzeria by me has it on their menu? It's not even good.
Logan Baker
It's a salmonelLAN party!
Wyatt Rogers
I mean, this isn't the worst thing assuming there is something under the cake to segregate the pizza.
Sebastian Bennett
There is pizza to separate the pizza
Isaac Johnson
That's not so bad looking.
The flan looks decent.
Cooper Robinson
Is there a actual term for this type of pizza. No cute replies I am looking for a serious answer
Robert Sullivan
Brazilian pizza, are you retarded?
Carson Sanchez
Every Brazilian pizza is served with a gelatin desert and a whole fish?
Easton Fisher
>carnivorous pussy monster eats baby so slowly that it begins shitting it out from its butt pucker before it has even consumed the head
I feel like I've had enough Veeky Forums for today but I keep on browsing
Ethan Adams
Wtf is that?
Caleb Parker
That particular brazilian pizza is called the retard's pizza, made for a dumb ass piece of shit that will eat any trash served to them.
Adrian Perry
>HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE!!!
Mason Watson
pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
Wyatt Lee
Charles Gomez
James Gutierrez
beautiful
Joshua Diaz
Again. The pizza doesn't look bad. it's just an odd presentation.
This looks vile!
Evan Diaz
Yes so great that I've never seen it despite going out and eating traditional food across the country. It's a meme food from one region.
Jaxon Ramirez
Every pizza in this thread, one or two excepted, are made by the same stupid fucking gimmicky restaurant for social media hype.
Nicholas Cook
The flan should be on the crust end because you start eating from the centre and end up with dessert.
Jose White
why not just use a couple tortillas?
Christian Cox
mad BR
Aaron Hill
based kernow
Alexander Lee
d-do y-you eat the fish's head too?
Ethan Williams
Looks undercooked
Henry Sanchez
most women shit themselves while giving birth
Carson Robinson
this look good af
Jose Moore
undercocked*
Ayden Rodriguez
nipponic vibes
Ian Jackson
Oliver White
This is the type of pie you eat before entering the fishing guild
Zachary Robinson
Matthew Howard
Thanks reddit
Hudson Walker
Why do Americans do this
Hudson Powell
Robert Cruz
biggest fucking mouth award?
Ayden Martinez
Well at least you get to fuck that delicious Brazilian ass ain't it
Liam Lee
>fucking a mystery meat multiracial ugly mulatt with low iq and a miriad of genetic diseases due to excessive miscegenation à la jewish
Oh man, I don't think I could be more jelly.
Ian Morris
If I had a child I'd put one of these in his lunchbox just for lulz.
Lincoln Williams
They sell these at my local cinema.
Brandon Green
Could work if you made the muffin savory as well. Maybe add some sausage.