Can I getcha anythang sugah?

this doesn't even make sense.

I'm surprised joints like yours even exist. I've been to a few, good memories.
I'll have what these guys are having

Superior order coming through:
>garlic cheese fries/onion rings basket
>double patty melt w/ swiss & grilled mushrooms
>vanilla milkshake with caramel/peanut butter
>slice of blueberry pie

"Hear ye hear ye, this lady needs some knight pee-pees!"

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Just a coffee for now, thanks.

"'Ow'd ya like to split me muff, mister, we'll go jig-jig..."

BRRRRPPPPP

Yeah I'll have the moussaka platter with a Greek salad on the side.
Also water and a black coffee, Thanks.
>Michigan ftw

Excellent taste, I’m impressed.

boobs are gross and likely she can't even bend over without throwing out her back for three weeks and going through surgery

*bobs

a menu, please

I'll have what he's having, corner piece, extra onions on the salad, feta saganaki, and a side of tirokafteri, please. Oh and Greek coffee, heavy straight, one bubble for "the eye", thanks.

I'll take a glass of coffee milk, a plate of johnnycakes, a hot wiener all the way, a coffee cabinet and a slice of rhubarb pie.

I’ll have a sirloin steak with musturd seed sauce, medium rare please.

Reuben Sandwich, fries, a pickle, and a Diet Coke.

Yeah I’ll have a rosiaoofrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

food please
and i'll have a glas of tap water ;)

A spot o' hippocras madame
*nods respectfully in your direction*

yous aint fom ahround hare are ya darlin?

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i fucking hate myself because im not like cooper

Lemme get a diet pepsi and a chicken fried steak with the mashed potatoes, gravy on the side please.

Milk truk has arrived

>feminists think this tit cow could serve in a combat role

I'd enter combat with her if you know what I mean

Ohh naughty boy!

burnt pancakes no syrup and an apple juice

Why do americans always depict historic england as a weird cockney-northern mix? She'd be speaking old/middle english

Why do brits always depict medieval english as black?

>no u
Fuck off, that's just the faggot BBC

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Only children eat sweets

So women

Fag

Why yes you can. I want you to be a good little old slut and suck my big juicy dong. And go easy on the dentures ya old fuckin' whore.

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Get me some a dem dere hamhocks and bull testicles. Oh and i'll be some tabacky and a couple of those extra large, raw hide condoms.

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Excuse me flo?!

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Are you Frankenstein user?

What the fuck? Is she a broklyn Long Hpreman on the fucking weekends?

Shoreman

are you ok user? did you have a stroke?

Bruh this is just a diner. We can hit up Greek town later if you want though.

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Burger. Onions and lettuce only. No cheese. Onion rings instead of fries if you have them.

Medium cheeseburger, fries and a Coke please. Hold the onions.

Is Pepsi okay?

two sugar packets, a glass of ice, and some lemon wedges

BBC moar like Big Black Cock
XD

This. Or just give me a bunch of pancakes and a black coffee.

Damn, shitty diners you stop at while traveling is for sure one of the things I miss about the US. The lack of pretention, the tasty food, the anticipation of the trip...top comfy.

Two eggs over easy, bacon, hashbrowns, rye toast, coffee

I wish I had his metabolism

country breakfast scrambled

I'm a cheapass. I'll just have the pancake breakfast special.

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blt and cheese fries please.