What do you get when you're at Benihana?

What do you get when you're at Benihana?

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egg roll
*rolls egg on grill and laughs*

>ordering a filet and lobster at benihana
why do people do this

tfw she chose the restaurant and you know you're going to be paying $60 for $2.50 worth of food thrown around a grill.

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I recommend watching the Steve Aoki documentary on Netflix "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead"

His dad started benihanas and it has a lot of stuff about him in the documentary.

My gf does ever time :/

do Americans really wear their hats indoors?

look at the "chef" here
He's not American and is wearing a hat yet you chose to make that stupid comment anyway.

I can't remember, I went once and the chef was a nervous white guy. I wanted to see an island gook make me dinner.

I take home two of the waitresses and mark one of their arms with a sharpie so I know which one is which.

>Camouflage hat
He 100% chose the restaurant and is only upset because they don't serve chicken tenders except on the kids menu. What he doesn't know is that his date also has no taste and would have been fine with Golden Corral since you know she's dating a hick with a camouflage hat

>Only white trash is American

you are right. get out.

>tfw she thinks you're so boring that she chose a restaurant where she can sit and watch a guy cooking because she knows you can't sustain an intelligent conversation

Name a more racist and condescending setup than the hibachi
Protip: you can’t

trailer trash kitchen

hey michael

Is the chef really Japanese?
He looks mexican

Diarrhea.

>tfw no roundup ready crop seeds
>i'd rather be on my tractor
>i just want steak and eggs and marlboros
>this girl probably won't even bear me children to help on the farm

a show i never wanted

I feel like they are at a beach

is someone seriously drinking a glass of milk? that's awesome!

Racist, that's Eric Andre

>tfw no roundup ready crop seeds
>i'd rather be on my tractor
>i just want steak and eggs and marlboros
>this girl probably won't even bear me children to help on the farm
>my feet hurt

>island gook
I laughed.

>wearing a uniform mandated by your employer
>looking like a douche for free
These two things are not the same.

Underrated

Literally never heard of them, but they sound awful.

At the ripoff places on the East Coast the chef is always of an ambiguous ethnicity, I think they're Filipino or something

>Intelligent conversation
With a woman.
Ah ha ha ha ha
Ha ha
Ha
ROFL
OMG I'm like crying right now.

*Raff's

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SURF
and TURF