He drinks IPA

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>literally God's beer
>gay
No (you) for you.

>made by monks who are abstinent men who sleep together

True saints.

>drinking expensive raisin water

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soyboys believe that masculinity involves drinking bad tasting beers and growing beards

>more hops automatically makes beer better
Soyboy detected

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I enjoy IPAs but my taste buds are different than most people with their little babby taste buds.

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>Coppertail Unholy American Tripel

longtrail double bag.

>expensive
But it's cheaper than your hop juice.

I've never paid over 2$ per beer with an ipa, or most beer I drink really

I guess your country just sucks at making or importing beers. Because I've never paid more than that for most of my trappistes.

>t.

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Where do you live? Since a bottle of orval in the states is about 5$

why the fuck does this shit show up in google before the International Phonetic Alphabet

>not drinking the superior hefeweissen bier

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I don't know, man. Those soyboys think their hop extracts can actually compete with real beers.

that's because you haven't tried a beer until you have drank a German/Austrian/Czech/Irish beer

>IPAs are a soy beer now
Since when?

Aww shut up. IPAs are fine, you tasteless faggot.

they*

I miss Munich so god damn much. Feels good to know that I'll move there next year.

>tasteless faggot
That's your beer's problem. Maybe you should learn how to balance hops and other ingredients instead of just throwing a bunch of those and ask non sensincal prices.

Moved to Linz in January, literally have wasted hundred in beer so far, in my free time I just go from town to town trying the beer, you're gonna have a period where you are in literal heaven and nothing can make you unhappy

best so far has been just outside hallstatt, called Hallstatt beer, better than any beer i've had in munich, pic related

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>he drinks at all

I only drink IPAs because of the higher alcohol content. If I'm not going for a cheaper one like Sierra Nevada Torpedo, I'm going to buy one from a local brewery to support the local economy. Also, ever since I started drinking IPAs, all of the standard beers I used to drink taste like water and don't even get me buzzed.

To play Devil's Advocate, though, it is technically incorrect to drink an IPA soon after it's brewed, if you read the history of why it was invented.

IPA is great you fucking bitch boy.
I bet dollars to donuts you are a skinny little bitch whose never had his life anywhere near danger.

>t. pic related

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Allagash tripel
I wish I had some RIGHT FUCKING NOW instead of all this Guinness I stole from a party

Blatantly false. Soyboys drink IPAS specifically because they think the bitterness makes them manly. Same reason they grow the beard.

Also part of the reason they may like it is because it raises their already high estrogen, reminding them even more of soy.

foxnews.com/food-drink/2015/06/18/your-favorite-beer-might-be-giving-man-boobs.html

IPAs aren't inherently bad, it's just that they have an extremely high ratio of bad/mediocre to good since every "craft" project consists of clueless retards dumping hops and wacky extra ingredients into the pot since they assume an overwhelming hop taste will cover up their poor technique.
They're associated with soy because of soy's obsession with "craft beers" and a caricatured idea of masculinity that revolves around pretending to like unpleasant things, such as paying 12 US dollars to drink Limited Edition Ultra Sriracha Hop Bomb 666 brewed in some dude's basement while chastising others for enjoying bland everyday beers.

honestly most of the time im drinking its to get drunk so i almost exclusively drink rolling rock. granted im in college. if im at a restaurant or something ill usually get a mild ipa or an amber ale. dont care about what other people drink just drink your own beer lol. although i do really disagree with the stupid gimmicky shit especially when people are "experts"

The best part is that all those countries, except Ireland, love hops and make loads of pale lagers

>not drinking the highest abv beer you can in order to maximize efficiency of getting drunk
ISHYGDDT

Germany and Austria's thing is 100% weiss beer, other the lighter beers are lagers, but not at all pale and very hoppy.

Czech Republic you got me on, but their pilsner is really fucking good

since the craft market was oversaturated by totally tropical ipa shit.

barleywine?

IPAs are full of phytoestrogens and give you soytits

Odd that the art of manlicunts never co-opted stouts despite being their being DARK and HEAVY. Cunty stout people are more the kind to sit around in plaid shirts thinking they're special for overpaying for a limited release.

>Paying absurd prices for a couple more abv
By that logic everyone should be eyeballing Everclear when they want to get intoxicated

>honestly most of the time im drinking its to get drunk so i almost exclusively drink rolling rock.

My niggah

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>everclear to get intoxicated
autism made me do it, and i like it.

I hate the taste of hoppy beer

Lmfao soyboy detected

If I want to efficiently get drunk I'll just buy a cheap bottle of vodka.

This thread is full of autism.

Yes, I do. And I neither have a beard, nor do I eat soy.
What are you gonna do about it?

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I drink IPAs because they have a really high alcohol content and they don't taste as shitty as malt liquor.

An average IPA has 6-7% alcohol. That's not that much.
Double IPAs have up to 8.5%, which is a bit better, but again, not that much. Some Belgian ales have 13% or more, and stouts regularly beat IPAs when it comes to alcohol content too.

Beer is what responsible men drink because the amount of time it takes to drink it lessens the effect meaning you can still function.

Turning a traditionally working-class drink into the object of hipster elitism is just sad though.

I will never understand people who are alcoholics and drink mostly beer unless spirits are taxed especially harshly where they live.

>wow, he doesn't like beer

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most drop down 10/10 drunks i've seen almost exclusively drink beer because it's the only way to even sort of function while drinking all the time. If they drank liquor they'd be out of a job and money in no time

10/10 drunk here, you're a retarded hick who has no idea what you're talking about, and probably never realized that someone you know has been drunk on hard liquor for your entire life.

You're retarded

Yeah, I remember tramps in England would drink two drinks exclusively: special brew and white cider. But this was because they were homeless and because spirits were heavily taxed. When it comes to people with actual means who don't live in massive alcohol-tax countries, I can't see how they would decide the best route is to drink litres and litres of beer when they can afford drinks with are far less bloating and pack more of a punch.

>He doesn't like a niche style of beer that has recently become a meme and oversaturated the market
>He must not like beer at all

Whew lad

>what are helles lagers

>ipa
>recent
>niche

Just fuck off. Your bait is retarded as fuck.

Overly saturating your beer with hops to the point it's 1500 ibu and calling it an IPA to cover for your shitty brewing is a recent phenomenon. I don't know why this makes you insecure or butthurt nor do I care

The IPA craze ended like 10 years ago. You have no idea what you're talking about.

Mate I'm a bartender at a pub with 50 taps and a quarter of them are IPAs, which is no surprise because they make up a quarter of the market. I know what I'm talking about.

And on top of that, it's a common trend now to make regular pale ales extremely hoppy without the corresponding bitterness, which can put some people off.

Again, it's fine if you like them, but just because not everyone has a penchant for septuple dryhopped bitrex infused IPAs doesn't mean they don't like beer at all

>t's a common trend now to make regular pale ales extremely hoppy without the corresponding bitterness
>extremely hoppy without the corresponding bitterness

Yeah, you have no clue what you're talking about. All the good IPAs that are still around are so because they balance out the hops with malts - the two main ingredients in beer - which is what makes the IPA the perennial patrician choice, and the mark of a master brewer.

Ahh I see you're just trolling. Carry on then

>gets btfo
>resorts to calling the other user a troll

If your pub really has 50 taps and you are in any way in charge you should probably start looking for a new gig.

>moves goalposts
>makes strawmen
>talks about IPAs but isn't able to comprehend the difference between hoppiness and bitterness
If you aren't trolling I pity you

>He drinks beer instead of Sambuca or similar liquers.
How does it feel to drink by acquired taste?

>10/10 drunk here
>calling other people retarded hicks
whatever you say you fucking drunk

I've never had an IPA that was better than any bland lager. It just tastes too much of hops, it's like food with too much salt. Its popularity doesn't make sense. Now I love belgian ales and trappists, which are often very sweet. They seem like they would suit soyboys better but I guess they can't handle the alchohol (8-14%). Pic related is the best beer I've ever had, it's so sharp yet rounded taste and extremely refreshing yet deep and strong (10%).

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You've lost the plot, kid.

>beer
Estrogen riddled. Literal soymilk of alcoholic beverages

Fuck off retards.

I used to drink craf beers all the time but somehow I just drink lagers most of the time now. My favorite are Coors Banquet, Hofbrau for when I go to my local Weiner restaurant, and Sapporo for when I go eat ramen or Japanese curry or shit

>mfw all the beers i like are for alpha chads and all the beers i dislike are for soyboys

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Only significant in more hoppy beers since phytoestrogens are present in female hops which are used in large quantities in beers like IPA but very little in stouts.

That said, phytoestrogens have not been proven to be biologically active in humans, I would worry more about dairy which has actual mammalian estrogen which is the same as what's produced in the human body and IS metabolized by humans.

>ctrl+f 'soy'
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There is only one type of Veeky Forums threads that is worse than beer threads - vegan ones.

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Here in the UK, its marketed as a niche product when in fact everyone and their mother is brewing it, and every single one does things like:

>give them stupid names
>add ridiculous 'secret' ingredients and methods
>have irritating quirky descriptions on the labels
>more often than not taste like soapy water
>expect people to pay a fiver for a CAN

I don't care if you've repurposed the black box from MH370 into a hopper or name it after some humourous place you went on your gap year or hand blow every single bottle from recycled church stained glass windows, 90% of the time it's liquid tripe. The only people who drink it here are people who are too scared to order a pint because they think it's what racists do.

Stouts > IPAs

I do like IPAs but my favourite beer is Pacifico. Simple but effective

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Picking or excluding any one style of beer is pleb tier, someone with taste & class will enjoy the merits of all styles and not make silly childish claims like "German Weizens are better than Flemish Oud Bruins"

It's quite telling how many insecure, projecting, feminine boys who can't handle hops are accusing IPAs of being soyboy tier

Nope it is, sums it up very well why. Criticizing rampant faggotry isn't projecting insecurity

How nu-male is homebrewing Veeky Forums?

I already know the answer but i enjoy making beer 4-7x cheaper than what i would buy it for. Australian beer tax is aids.

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As evidenced by the thread, as long as it isn't an IPA then its not nu-male

>citing a dumb bong as any kind of authority on beer

Jesus christ, dude. Where did it all go so wrong for you?

>drinking massively overpriced, FLAT peyote flavoured dishwater infused with essence of pencil shavings (solely for the perceived image) is the pinnacle of beer drinking

o i am laffin

hops and barley contain estrogen just like soy.

This soyboy meme is retarded, especially in a place where people should know what the fuck is in food.

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It isn't nu-male, it's redneck.

there isn't soy in nintendo switches either, that's not really the point of the meme

>the point of the meme

Care to explain the meme to someone who doesn't frequent the shit boards? Everyone I know drinks craft beer, but I've never seen a nintendo anything since the late 90's, and don't know anyone who has. It just seems like flyover projection to me.

have you heard of tall poppy syndrome? crab in a bucket syndrome?

soyboy/numale is the inverse of that complaint. waah waah someone enjoyed something slightly different from the mediocrity I force myself to enjoy every day, that means his secondary sex characteristics must be lacking in potency