How do you make the perfect Crisp Butty?

How do you make the perfect Crisp Butty?

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Like this
Not pictured - sucking each other's dicks

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did he just fucking cut that sandwich long ways

Why is this so gay?

>starch sandwich with ketchup
and Euros make fun of American food

Uh no, that is a Chip Butty,

Kek'd. I'm high af and this shit is so weird.

>not a chippy and rice
What a couple of faggots.

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don't worry, when/if you are able to come down, it will still be weird. this webm makes me slightly insane. I want to physically harm them. too many retarded things going on...

>not a chippy rice scone
Degenerates.

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Holy fuck and euros make fun of American food. A chip sandwich kek.

>Boiling, Chilling, Frying, Rechilling, then refrying

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>White cheap Tesco or Asda value bread
>Own brand or walkers plain crisps
>Cheap Irish butter
>Heinz salad cream

Fucking perfect.

What is salad cream?

its basically miracle whip

>not a chippy rice scone with crisps
fucking peasants

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ok now it is starting to actually look good.

>implying it wouldn't be the driest, starchiest piece of "food" in existence

Throw some sausage gravy on it and I'd be in, but as is it would likely be nearly inedible.

HAHA DUDE I AM SO HIGH LMAOOOOOOOO

>sausage gravy
ok i came. now i have to have one.

>chip rice scone with crisps with sausage gravy
Finally, the perfect joining of US and UK cuisine.

All I have is ketchup and mayonnaise, is that good enough for a chip butty?

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>not a crackerchippy rice scone with crisps
get
on
my
level
FAGGOTS!

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>buttery crackers on the outside leading to a crumbly mess
No. Put them inside.

Ok, here it is, i may be the fist American to ever eat a crisp butty.

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>>not a crackerchippy rice scone with crisps and lard
You are all trash scum.

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Ok, it's damn good, I get it now.

Not sure about the refryimg but parboiling fries before frying, makes them crispy.

>not a crackerchippy rice scone with crisps lard and salt
just delete your posts, faggots

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