How to make cornflakes like a boss

acquire
cornflakes
apple sauce

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second step

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done

enojy!

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Epic.

apfelmus, my favorite

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So edgy

Kys faggot

it was great

thx for asking

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now on to the sweet fried potatoes

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I see you are someone who has never known the joy of a good bowl of maisflokemitapfelsoße. It used to be the primary food source of a large part of Germany. Every year the brave maisflokesammlers would set out, twelve days after St. Florbingin's Day, to the tallest Alpine peaks where they would brave freezing wind and lethal falls to rake up the freshly fallen maisfloke. Upon their celebrated return the maisfloke would be poured into large leather bags and apples from the harvest would be added in. Once thoroughly mixed the bags would be given one to each household. Twice a day, everyday, for three weeks guildsmen of the maisflokemitapfelsoßeimledersackprugel guild would come around with their mighty oak staves and thoroughly thrash the leather backs, smashing the apples into a paste and ensuring proper mixing of the applesauce and cornflakes. After three weeks the bags would be brought to the town square and shared among the common folk. The practice more or less died out because of WW2; the Nazis confiscated the oak staves and leather sacks for war materiel, the Allies, fearful of the beefy arms of the maisflokemitapfelsoßeimledersackprugelzunftmensch, dissolved the guilds and amputated the arms of its members, and the Russians confiscated the Alps as war reparations.

boooooooring

things are heating up

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budget h2b

the bubbles on the chopstick signal me it's ready

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initial impact

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an ice cube will do the trick too.

looks completely burned but isn't ready

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i finished and added some apple sauce

enjoy!

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made a new batch that isn't burned but covered with honey

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I feel like I'm obliged to eat the tomatos because I photographed them

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fine, I'll eat the tomatos

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carefully cut in half, but take care to not cut the root of the fruit

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FRY THEM

scoop out the tomato

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m8 are you going to fill the skins up with applesauce

u better not m8

I'm sorry I just ate both, only a few seconds ago

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Dinotendies was funny but these threads ripping him off are getting a little eye-rolling.

fill with applesauce

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I have no idea what Dinotendies is or does, sorry

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Thanks for the chuckle mate

it behaves more like a burger

no idea why the pictures are all flipped upside down now, intel galaxy note my ass

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Sure thing fag

I made it through

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I'm not OP, but who is dinotendies and what did he do?

Just look it up in desuarchive

Where can you buy this? I've never eaten sweet fried potatoes

supermarket

Welcher

keine ahnung hab ich vergessen

>and the Russians confiscated the Alps as war reparations
I had a straight face the entire time until this. Fuck you