What are some gay foods?

calories
h2o

all food is pretty gay. it wants to be inside me.

Sushi
Advocado
Medium rare steak

bread
hot sausages in cream sauce
vegetables

Some food likes to stretch my asshole. That's pretty gay.

You're not supposed to put food up your bum.

Says who?

FUCK YOU

No, fuck you.

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Lemmiwinks.

Johnny cakes, obviously

avocado
gluten free anything
vegan anything

who's that and why should i care?

t. fag

Yeah

Thai food

NYC Style Rainbow Bagels

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ur moms a fag

Tight

he said Thai food

FUCKING QUEERS

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>whisky

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It's true. soyboys claimed whisky to appear more manly but real men drink tequila or rum straight from the bottle.

Looks like cumbums to me

The true gay drink is vodka soda. It's low calorie and virtually tasteless. As if a delicate fag palate could handle whiskey.

Anything chef john makes

Vegan meat substitutes, sweet condiments, half a bar of dark chocolate and red wine on a friday night

nothing wrong with dark chocolate

Hence the more specific 'and red wine on a friday night'

>Whiskey
KYS
It's literally the most masculine beverage ever. Bourbon is, actually.