Hi Veeky Forums, my sons 30th birthday is coming up soon so i'm cooking for him and his wife...

hi Veeky Forums, my sons 30th birthday is coming up soon so i'm cooking for him and his wife. any good birthday cake recipes?

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>Being at least 45 on Veeky Forums

I'm 49 and post here almost every day.

Then you would know better than to ask a cooking related question on Veeky Forums

I don't get the purpose of this topic, and OP is also a faggot.

Since you're old, make a box cake and put 7up in it. They'll never guess the secret ingredient! It'll be a hoot. :)

>cooking for your son's wife

cuck

Wedding cake style, bitch.

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>son is already 30
Gees fucking hell

Make him a delicious Birthday pie like a good boii..

fucking newfags

dick in a box. i'm sure your wife's son will appreciate that.

If you want a chocolate cake I like the scharffen berger one. I've had a lot of people request it for special occasions, though I substitute the icing for a mirror glaze. scharffenberger.com/en_us/recipes/that-chocolate-cake.html

Just don't coat whatever you make in fondant, it tastes like dogshit.

Fuck off grandpa

Extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil and MSG.

shut the fuck up nigger-faggit

cook a my little pony theme cake

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The Mexican bakery near me was doing cakes like that a few years ago.

Layered Bologna Mayonnaise cake !

>coiled sparkly purple poop
i know it's supposed to be a 6, but

>the cake
>a lie
choose something

Give him a potion of mana for his upcoming wizardry status.

how about a tendie cake? Dont even make him spend his GBP on it!

Whatever it is, extra oil and MSG.

When it tastes like shit, tell them to shut up and eat it.

its moldy mom, isnt it

>married man turning 30
>wizard status
Go be retarded somewhere else