How much would you charge for an egg sandwich?

How much would you charge for an egg sandwich?

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$5

$5
$2.50 if they help me out of the egg fort later without breaking any of the eggs.

A toilet

approximately three dollars fifty

either 5x the cost or let me play with your boobs for 20 seconds if youre a hot chick.

Enough to build a bridge over the eggs

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How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

25$

Can he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>that’ll be 300 dollars gringo!

If I reached some godawful bottom at which I found myself selling egg sandwiches, I would just give them out for free until I was stoney broke, reassess my life, and attempt to start over. Just look at that webm. I would no longer trust myself in those shoes.

Someone post it. You know the one.
>virginchadeggfortman

Pretty sure he'd take two rat pelts.

You could fart in there all day and no one would bat an eye

GET UR GAME ON

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How about a fat man?

he turned the fuck around and walked out the fucking back door

He lives among eggs, he has long since abandoned his humanity to hone his craft

Say the young man wants to leave his fortress of eggs, how does he go about doing so?

$7.50

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Whats the red stuff

0.75$ im not a jew

new challenger arrives!

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Pepper spread for sandwiches.

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How does he get his eggs so soggy?

I am kinda curious about something. It's been bothering me for a while but might as well ask here since this thread is up and you just posted this webm.

If we take into consideration the fact that he is surrounded by a wall of eggs and there is a need to go outisde of said wall... how in the world does he accomplish moving from his cooking station outside into the same location of his customers without disrupting any and all chicken eggs and breaking them in the process?

looks like sambal oelek

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Probably by undercooking them in an excessive amount of lukewarm oil.

By using fried eggs from his yard.

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That'd be disgusting

other than consistency, is there any difference between this and siracha?

>some sheltered upper-middle class tourist mom takes this vid because she is amazed that someone is cooking eggs
Makes me mad every time

Nice

no, more likely an indian youtuber. there are tons of indian street food youtube channels, you dumb fuck

i haven't seen this one before, thank you my friend
he only gets worse

Nope

you have proof otherwise?

>not a jew
you also believe your time is damn near worthless.

much less sweet than siracha and more garlic flavor.

Lol what

this shit blows sriracha out of the fucking water, sriracha is just some shitty spicy ketchup and this shit is the real deal

chili garlic sauce is so good
put it on any sandwich

It's not

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what are the exact ingredients this guy uses

>2x white bread
>1 egg
>a fuckton of salt
what's the other thing he puts in?

looks like he adds onions as well

Why is the first guy there? What does he do in that pot?

>refute my sourceless claim
Nope

He's the one that lays the eggs.

what is he eating?

I would find the cheapest ingredients I can get hold of, make them look fancy, and sell it for $14 with a side.

Goddamn, go to his Instagram and get some new ones already.
Same 3 egg sandwiches the last 2 years.