Which would you patron and why?

Which would you patron and why?

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Chad's pizza, probably a cool guy or a hardass chef but either way better than some aids riddled hipster vegan feeding me a half pound pizza for $30.

>bud light

How comes Chad's have shit taste in beer and get laid but my vast knowledge of IPA's won't help me even touch a girl?

The one I relate to more of course

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because women don’t like beer

neither do men,
that's the trick. bud lite drinkers are all in on the secret, they all know nobody actually likes it and is just pretending

but then you have the IPA drinkers who actually pretend they like beer and are defensive about it, meanwhile everyone else knows they are a liar

>EXTR AV IRGIN

hmm weird concept.

This is one of my favorite memes, the other good one is everyone who drinks alcohol is doing it tp drown some mental anguish. There are people who actually like the taste of beer and liquor like myself. Not everyone has the same taste buds.

Because it’s cheap and easy to drink. That’s all you want when you’re pregaming at Chad’s frat house and want to play beer pong and flip cup with thots.

Extra virgin probably goes out of it's way to make sure you are satisfied and have good food. Chad's doesn't care about what you think of the food or prices, but you always have a good time.

IPAs are a meme. When I'm at a beer garden with woman they ask me to pick the beer since I have good taste and come back with a pitcher of bud light and say it's Dogshit beer or any other bullshit brand and they all get excited and complement me. I spent $9 on a pitcher to get closer to being laid instead of $20 like a retard extravirgin faggot

>Pregaming with light beer.
What are these lightweight chads that you speak of? The chads that I hang out with can drink enough alcohol in one night to kill a regular person.

It's amazing how retarded bitches are.

you’re stockholm syndromed into liking them because of the effects
its a literal poison, your body doesn’t want to acclimatize to it so drinkers have jump through mental gymnastic hoops to justify their shitty habit.
SEE?! I ENJOY THE TASTE, IM NOT AN ALKY, ITS FOR THE TASTE!

Why did people choose IPAs to be the "cool" beer? There are so many other types of more obscure craft beers that taste way better.

you don't even realize how sick your mind is until you become fully sober

You don't play beer bong with IPAs or stouts, virgin

The hops flavor is what alot of people expect for a real beer flavor I think, shit is too bitter for my tastes so I stick with stouts or Porter's if I'm going to get a beer gut at 35 it better be that I was essentially drinking bread

I can't argue with that though being sober and staying sober is hard as shit you realize how insidious the thought of "I kinda think I want to go to the bar tonight see how so and so is doing" is when you realize you haven't drank in a month and it's actually your body literally trying to trick you into ingesting poison since you haven't fed your addiction in awhile

Because women like normies and Bud Light is a normal beer for normal people. IPA's are for outliers. You can get away with it if you are normal in every other way but I want to guess you are not.

Please understand this: Women are attracted to normalcy.

Chad's Pizza, in my experience the quality of a pizza place is disproportionate to the pretentiousness of its presentation. I tend towards trashier places for pizza and that hasn't failed me yet.

both, to see the difference.

>bud light

I think the answer is obvious.

>mfw i go to chads

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Extravirgin. Chad's looks like a tourist trap.

>that image

You're honestly exactly the type of user I would assume to go to a place that looks like that.

>it’s not possible to go to a bar and drink water while you socialise

You're right, no one could ever like something you don't like.

extra virgin pizza
>Serves "true" Italian pizza with Italian ingredients, nobody likes it anyways because it's shit
>Crust is thin and overburnt, nobody likes this
>Has only one waitress who doesn't do her jobs and just keeps texting Chad
>Owner too afraid to tell her anything
>Only customer is a snob alcoholic who goes there because the beer is imported from Belgium
>Claims to serve only a few select types of pizza "because that's how the Italian masters would do it" or "it's sacrilege to put BBQ on pizza" and stuff like that
>Opens from 6am to 11pm

Chad's pizza
>Literally always filled to the brim
>All sorts of pizza, thick crusty and filled with cheese. BBQ pizza, hotdog pizza, waffle pizza, chocolate pizza, burger 'zza, you name it.
>All kinds of costumers, they all either admire Chad or want to fuck him
>Tons of hot waitresses who have the need to fuck Chad every single minute
>So horny some of the pizza has vajoo sauce in it
>People love it so Chad made a new entry in the menu, Vagizza
>Opens whenever Chad feels like it
>Does birthday parties
>Doesn't give a shot about Italy, this is America

who hurt you bro?

Chad is our guy

>everyone has my tastebuds
No.

Thats it, now unironically use the word "degenerate".

Your posts

>1 XL Vagizza, extra 'joo pls.

Can i beat my wife at chad's without being wifebeater shamed? If so this is the new family dinning establishment!

>Not having a hobby of enjoying craft beer with your boyfriend

Dude no one mentally even wants to associate with roasties, they just want pussy. Just learn to like dick and then your life will improve tenfold as long as your not a hendonistic faggot. There is no such thing as a "mutual relationship" with roasties and every guy knows it. The delusion of sexual fetishization of men is magnitudes less the the delusion that a woman as a person doesn't think in a completely different lane of thought and that coupled with the fact that there are far less women on the higher end distribution of cognitive ability and IQ then men, means that as a man with higher cognitive function (wich you are because you drink IPA's) it is almost impossible to find a wonman that is mentally compatible.

>>People love it so Chad made a new entry in the menu, Vagizza

lmao

EXTRAVIRGIN
>plain typeface
>ample iridescent lighting so you can see the food without it hurting your eyes or giving you a headache
>simple color scheme to ensure nothing stands out more than others
>no door or window signs

ChAD's PIZZA AnD ReSTAuRAnT
>zany typeface with LIGHTNING BOLTS
>why bother with proper capitalization?
>pitch black interior, patrons expected to rely solely on nightvision
>American flag and beer signs in window. Only the most Chad beers sold like Bud Light and Corona.

>CAD PIZZA AD RSTARAT
What did chad mean by this

>hsneunt
>unsent
Based chad

Someone told me it had something to do with the easy manufacturing process or some shit I don't really remember. Just remember it was manufacture-driven(at least at first) not consumer driven. Marketing can take care of the rest because you can get people to eat a bag of shit and have a superiority complex about it if you market it right. Smart dude but prone to bullshit though.

Saying this more so someone more knowledgeable will correct me if I'm wrong because I'm curious too.

It's because adding moar hops to make it bitter is the easiest way to hide weird tastes that come from an imprecise brewing process.

because people just wanna blitzed

Probably for the same reason IPAs were invented in the first place: to make bad beer palatable with strong hop flavor. There are a few IPAs I enjoy (Sierra Nevada Celebration ale is great), but I'll take a kolsch or a competent pilsner any day over the hop bombs.

He's an autoCAD expert and does IT so he restarts his servers regularly to install updates like a responsible individual.

Ever since fags got accepted they've become the most relentless evangelists for sucking dick, shits ridiculous.