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God, it's like meat particle board.
How do the eggs get out of him?
How does the stall get out of the eggs?
he looks so sad desu ;_;
How do the eggs get out without eating him?
>wrong filename
you had one job and you fucked it up
When he closes up shop at the end of the day does he disassemble his fortress?
If we take into consideration the fact that he is surrounded by a wall of eggs and there is a need to go outisde of said wall... how in the world does he accomplish moving from his cooking station outside into the same location of his customers without disrupting any and all chicken eggs and breaking them in the process?
How does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?
When this man terminates his service to the public, what necessary preparations must he have made, or careful maneuvers must he perform, in order to avoid damaging his perishable assets as he exits the premises and makes way towards his domicile?
haha le epic how get out egg man
You people are ruining these threads
Sucks them back up his ass like a vacuum.
oh boy another 280 reply thread with the same 30 webms posted like last time
fuck all of you
I would rather eat just about anything other than that
you spend too much time here
EGG MAN GO HOW
how does he get out without shooting every god damn nigger he sees?
lots of unnecessary reversing
Not really, if it detects too much resistance it will reverse to avoid causing damage.
>stop ruining the threads guys
>posts epic le maymay gourmet junk food
>wala
you need to take a break from here user.
This is how I want to die.
thank god you posted true culinary art
>YEEEARGH
>fuckin' machine can't handle me in one go eh?
>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>That all you got mate?
>YAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I...I'd think about getting a refund for this contraption
>OH GOD WHY
>Go on, finish me off why don't ya, cunt
>I said, finish me of~*
he turns the fuck around and walks out the fucking back door
What's the point of a crust if you're just going to cut it all off?
what is this called?
meat shivers?
How do I become a pastry chef?
they're put together on the bread, but I think it's difficult to cut super thin slices of meat WITH crust
Are we posting buns?
cool webm, very interesting setup, though I do have one question...
Go to a culinary school?
Develop MS
go outside for awhile bro
Carcinogens are the only flavoring I need for my steak.
He's trapped by all the eggs. Every time you watch this gif he's one egg closer to seeing his family again.
given how idiotically he reacted, I'm surprised his house didnt burn down
I love how he's so nonchalant about what's happening in front of him, his sense of urgency is almost non-existent.
yes, what is it?
NO NEED TO PANIC
What happens to the meat after the machine cooks it?? wtf I have to know!
that's just gyros meat..
What is this from?
>scrimping for every cent
>tells her to keep the change
what a retard
no clue
do you think the pigs enjoy their sauna?
I bet he's really good with nunchucks
Very much so
the fucking 3 random peppers at the end my sides. shut them down
>too much resistance
it's a fucking gummy bear. A shredding machine like that is supposed to tear a jelly like substance like a breeze
That thing doesn't taste that great but the texture is awesome. Had no idea how it was made, thanks for posting this
I actually like the taste. It's not too sweet and sometimes they make it with cardamom
I've watched all the dumb factory farming vegan documentaries without changing my mind on virtually anything, but seeing that cuttlefish being lobotomized and turning into a fucking ghost was disconcerting.
If he got the first strike correctly it would have been an instantaneous and painless death. The fella goof'd a bit unfortunately. Poor cuttle fish.
What the fuck is this?
I used to do shit like that when I was like 11, but somehow this looks like the mans being serious.
its a joke. its supposed to be funny that he's using gourmet plating techniques to low class food but the end result looks awful so it sort of falls flat
Please make sure it gets recorded, I'd like to see that.
Do asians really make it a thing to eat the most disgusting things as humanly possible?
islandlife nigga
See, I don't get whats Illegal or even wrong.
That's the type of resourcefulness that breeds millionaires
It's not illegal, when she tries to arrest him he shows he has all of his licenses and paperwork.
i was excited for a minutes I like learning about table manners of other countries but this was deliberately disgusting
THIS WHAT I THINK OF YOU FIRTHY GAIJEN
Well it looks quite unsanitary to me. At every step of the process in fact.
Not very familiar with Indians are you?
Aside from the sugar that doesn't look too bad, despite being a bit bland.
>That'll be $39.99 plus tip.
bet he breaks eggs like a fighter jet
OK, for once I am glad somebody posted this webm, because I have an important question:
Notice when he cracks the egg into the cup he doesn't seem to wipe his hands anywhere before handling his equipment.
Any time I crack an egg into, say, a pan, I'll crack it on the side or against another egg then use my thumbs to pry it apart. Usually this gets egg white on the tips of my thumbs and I have to wash my hands before continuing.
Is there some way to crack an egg while also avoiding this conundrum? Like, some specific way or place to hold it so I don't get egg white on my fingers?
Oh god I wish that was me
>expect something gross
>just shows you how to make cheap cheesesteak
Saved.
Hold the eggs by the ends instead of the middle you goofball.
a pig for the tourist pig
