>I'll have a diet Pepsi
>Is diet Coke OK?
>No
Has this exchange ever happened?
I'll have a diet Pepsi
Oliver Sullivan
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Ryder Howard
I had this exact conversation with your mom a few hours ago
James Powell
nigga why you wana fuck a 60 year old woman
Ryder Russell
No I just had this conversation
Bentley Mitchell
>waitress asks me what would I like to drink
>I'll have a sprite
>we only have 7up
>it's okay they're basically the same thing
>waitress says - sort of
What the fuck do you mean "sort of" it's a fucking lemon lime lemonade and unless you're some fucking lemonade connoisseur you couldn't even tell the difference. That bitch really pissed me off
Anthony Thompson
>Ask for coke.
>We have pepsi is that ok?
>Any other colas?
>No, just pepsi.
>I will have unsweetened iced tea then.
>Mfw.
I fucking hate pepsi, super sweet sterile medical instrument tasting cola is not good.
Kayden Edwards
Yes. Most customers don't care, but those that do will order another drink. I don't know why Pepsi, 7Up, and Mountain Dew aren't more popular at restaurants. It's always coke products.
Oliver Jackson
There is noticeable taste difference to me, 7 UP is better. When will palatelets ever learn?
James Hill
>pop is fine dining
Mason Diaz
But is there really that much of a difference that it would make you decide to drink something else entirely if your preferred brand of lemon lime lemonade wasn't available?
Blake King
Yes.
Jose Gomez
Ginger Ale is better than 7 Up
Charles Wilson
I agree. Step aside, superior ale coming through.
Jordan Murphy
Flip Coke and Pepsi around and yes it does happen. My grandparents have a huge grudge against Pepis for some reason, and will tell the waiter/waitress no if they say "Is Pepsi okay?"
Samuel Sanchez
>Vernor
10/10 taste
Luis Nguyen
>be eating at shitty small town diner with gf after camping
>waitress comes up and says hey
>asks what we want to drink
>my girlfriend says water
>im to weak and the sugarjew is too powerful to resist
>I say "I'll have a coke"
>waitress looks up after writing down extensive order on her notepad
>"a water and a Pepsi okay"
>walks away before I can say anything
straight up fuck her and fuck Pepsi did I ask her for a Pepsi? what kind of fucking garbage pail human doesn't have the decency to ask a fine gentleman like myself if a shit tier alternative was okay.
Oliver Davis
I can't tell the difference I don't think and honestly I've never tried, but in all fairness they are made by different companies so they are different in that way
Ethan Cook
>a water and a Pepsi okay
>actually can I just have a glass of water
Problem solved
Andrew Roberts
I wanted a crisp coke come on now
Luis Johnson
My sister gets the Dew at restaurants while the adults order the appropriate beer, wine, or water with lemon because of alcoholism. She is 35
Sebastian Cox
That is what you get for drinking the sugar jew. If you want something with taste m8 you gotta carry a flask on you.
Thomas Sanders
that's the point of the thread, Pepsi blows so why do restaurants carry it? people never want pepsi over coke
Levi Smith
La Creatura.
Anthony Butler
>implying you wouldn't tie her up and smash her with ur dik
William Scott
I prefer Canada Dry
Luis Williams
i kekd
Zachary Gutierrez
>This really rustles my jimmies.
Calm down autist
Jaxon Cox
>Implying I am some kind of nigger.
Zachary Morris
Wyatt Butler
>I'll have a diet cola
>"Is Pepsi okay?"
Bentley Cook
ur a fukkin retard m8
Samuel Sullivan
No, because my taste is not shit enough to ask for any type of cola.
Isaac Fisher
it's only racemixing when women do it you moron
lrn2pol
Owen Perez
I am a 75% La Creatura myself. I know more about race mixing and /pol/ than you ever will.
Zachary Sanders
Kek
Grayson Powell
Yeah I had a patron ask us what drinks we had she asked if we had pepsi I told her no we do have coke though, she asked again "but do you have pepsi", no we do not, theyre both cola and they both taste similar enough
Brayden Garcia
Yes.
When I was in grade 12 my friends family invited me out to dinner with them and they said no to coke because they're pseudo-hippies and say Coke destroys the rainforest and supported the war in the middle east. They explained this to the waitress and it was really embarrassing.
Noah Turner
>pop
Jacob Myers
Nobody has ever asked for Diet Pepsi.
Jaxson Moore
liberals blow
Cameron Murphy
Is battery acid tasting non sweet cola better?
Chase Reyes
Step aside colalets.
Jason Bell
>yes server lady I will have your freshest microbrew cola? what? you only have national brands? FOR SHAME
Hunter James
>be me
>order a rum and Coke
>is Pepsi okay?
>sure
>brings me a Coke and Pepsi
Cameron Torres
>hottie comes to take order
>i will have your number and tap water
shit never works, why is it so hard
Daniel Scott
Where do I get barrel aged ginger ale without hfcs?
I would absolutely turn down Pepsi if I ordered coke. If it comes to that I'd take water desu
Connor Sanchez
In Australia KFC only has Pepsi brand soft drinks.
Is this a worldwide phenomenon?
Owen Young
No, i dont think anyone has ever ordered a diet pepsi.
What the fuck is a pepsi anyways? Da fuck was that marketing team thinking?
Blake Harris
Why is this so funny?
Sebastian Martinez
in texas, all sodas are referred to as 'coke'
>what kind of coke do you want?
>dr. pepper
Landon Perez
>Asking for Pepsi at a restaurant that serves Coke products
Why would you do this?
Kayden Gonzalez
oh wow an anime poster asking retarded questions how unusual and out of the ordinary
Bentley Sullivan
Subversion of expectations is literally humor 101 you mong
You're right, better scope out the taps when you walk in
Nicholas Martin
Yeah, sure. Diet Pepsi is actually alright. Diet Coke is doo doo.
Lincoln Bailey
i get tired of ordering coke and them explaining they have Pepsi. just which ever of those drinks you have.
Julian Collins
I'd rather just have coffee
Robert Lopez
kek
Ayden Nguyen
>Publicly humiliated by a waitress.
Hudson Thompson
Jayden Jackson
>>I'll have a diet Pepsi
>>Is diet Coke OK?
>>No
>Has this exchange ever happened?
Yes, my 15 year old nephew won’t drink Pepsi even though it’s essentially the same thing as Coke.
But then kids nowadays are a bunch of pussies…
Jason White
>My grandparents have a huge grudge against Pepis for some reason
Probably because they're racists and remember that Pepsi was specifically marketed towards the coloreds.
Jackson Rivera
There is actually a difference, diet coke is sweetened with aspartame whereas pepsi is not. Aspartame gives me a headache, ace-k and sucralose do not, and taste better to me.
Gavin Wilson
Liam Ward
>I prefer Canada Dry
The military base Canadian forces were based in during Dessert Shield / Storm was nick-named "Canada Dry".
Brandon Miller
>In Australia KFC only has Pepsi brand soft drinks.
>Is this a worldwide phenomenon?
Yes, fast food companies sign contracts with either Coke or Pepsi to only carry that company's pop.
Nathan Adams
>b-but muh free market capitalism.
Lucas Moore
The whole your mom thing is so deeply entrenched with the idea of fucking that I literally couldn't comprehend this post for a few seconds and thought you had posted some nonsensical shit.
Ian Wood
both are shit
Logan Miller
ive had this, and then i asked for diet sprite
Xavier Wright
Fun imagining your dumb ass watching her walk away and silently fuming because you're incapable of calling her back.
Jack Bell
>is Circletine okay?
youtube.com
Asher Phillips
Fucking this holy shit it took me a straight minute
Brody Morgan
I _________ your mom
Charles Hughes
Can we talk about how KEKED all restaurants are? Why the fuck do they all let these companies control them?
"If you carry Pepsi, you cannot carry our brand"
What the fuck is this? I'm seeing it in many fucking grocery stores too. it's the most fucked thing.
Kevin Davis
Are you twelve? Did you just realize this
Chase Powell
No, I've realized this for years. That doesn't mean it's ok.
Jackson Adams
Welcome to western capitalism. It's how your whole world works. Grow up
Cameron Barnes
No, real western capitalism would involve companies carrying products from competing brands and if anyone tried to force an exclusivity contract on anyone else, everyone would send their armies of child soldiers to wipe out the families of the offending corporation for violating the NAP
Justin Murphy
Alexander Rivera
Why do you have such stupid expectations?
Zachary Rivera
How can wh*Te colas even compete?
David Carter
Because most restaurants use a Coca-Cola brand soda fountain and coca cola is about to let you put Pepsi through their machine. Pepsi makes their own soda fountains too.
Jaxon Bennett
top lol
John Cooper
I don't get it
Adam Evans
ALL I WANT IS A PEPSI AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME!
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI, JUST ONE PEPSI, AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME! JUST A PEPSI!
Gavin Murphy
The joke is that I didn't actually fuck OP's mom I just had the conversation, breaking one's expectations of a "your mom" joke
Aaron Cox
Easton Brown
I see you are a man of culture as well
Camden Harris
I used to play that song all the time with a couple of friends in middle/high school who were into punk, but we didn't have a singer so I never appreciated the lyrics until now. It was still really good to jam out to.
Evan Roberts
For me, its Sangaria Ramune.
John Ward
The only sodas worth drinking are root beer and cream soda.
Jordan Nelson
Pepsico bought a ton of fast food restaurants to increase their market share and the sold 'em off back in 2001-2003.
Hunter Garcia
>Fine gentleman
>Drinking sodey pop
Big think.
Kayden Ortiz
Nah because coke doninants the restaurant market so everyone default asks for coke.
Leo King
Samefag
Josiah Bennett
>ordering soda at a restaurant
None of you are so fat that you actually do this, do you?
Hunter Bennett
Well to be specific there is a difference. 7-up is made with natural lemon and lime oils while Sprite is artificially flavored.
Ryan Cooper
fucking based.
Joshua Mitchell
*sips black coffee and tips fedora*
Nathaniel Wood
It's called WATER, faggot. Give it a shot sometime.