Webm thread

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

webm thread

Attached: 1511990495192.webm (2.82 MB, 1280x720)

All urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98
m.youtube.com/watch?v=HJIsi2yoC7Q
youtube.com/user/JoeysWorldTour
youtube.com/watch?v=ZvKnETh3xH0
pastebin.com/5KxG4LXa

viagrandad
viagrandad

what would you do for a klondike bar?

Attached: FatFocusedIndiancow.webm (766 KB, 640x360)

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

original italian recipe

Attached: meatballs.webm (2.91 MB, 500x280)

TreeEater
TreeEater

Anyone that replies to this will instantly die

Attached: dr-eggman.webm (2.72 MB, 626x360)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

eggs, stall, get out, etc

Emberfire
Emberfire

mmmmm

Attached: poached-egg.webm (1.96 MB, 889x500)

StonedTime
StonedTime

(you) fucked up the filename, retard

whereismyname
whereismyname

JESUS H

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Bye cruel world!

How does he get out without brea..

Attached: Protein.webm (2.23 MB, 392x220)

FastChef
FastChef

Are you in Heaven? How is it like? please reply

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

JESUS HECK

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

how get out no break eggs?

TreeEater
TreeEater

It's great. They're having a huge barbecue today it seems. I can smell the roasting of meat.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I guess its nice that actual retards like Jack can find love and employment

likme
likme

Attached: Not-so-vegan-grain.webm (2.97 MB, 728x712)

Techpill
Techpill

HDHGOOTWBTE?

Snarelure
Snarelure

What the fuck? Are they ok?...

RumChicken
RumChicken

This is really disturbing from a consumer perspective.
I mean, I am sure they have a straining part somewhere in whatever that grain is going to used for but still. Birds are filthy disease carrying animals.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Natural selection at its finest.

Nojokur
Nojokur

yes they are fine. there is a pillow at the bottom that catches them and a friendly farm hand picks them up and feeds them before releasing them back into the wild to live a long bird life.

askme
askme

Yeah I really hope this was from some investigative report type video that was used to get this place shut down for not having whatever they're supposed to have to keep birds from doing this.

likme
likme

Someone please post the virgin vs chad image

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Someone just left the hatch open, shit happens. How serious this is depends on context.

Hopefully they put on an interlock on the hatch after that. Also hopefully someone went to shut it down, if he discovered it alone and just stood there filming it's a poor show.

5mileys
5mileys

what an idiot

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

its russian btw

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

That has nothing to do with Veeky Forums, newfag.

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Booteefool
Booteefool

What the fuck. I can't tell if these videos are intentional or not any more.

idontknow
idontknow

Attached: 1521680291233.webm (2.86 MB, 1000x1000)

Techpill
Techpill

An animal dies for this

Emberburn
Emberburn

How does he break the eggs without getting out of there?

girlDog
girlDog

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

What channel is this, I am horrified but curious

w8t4u
w8t4u

Discovery Channel

hairygrape
hairygrape

I don't think they allow gore on TV

Methshot
Methshot

Well I saw it on the Discovery Channel so whatever man

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I legitimately and unironically hate all of you

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

CringeFolder = CringeFolder + 1

Nojokur
Nojokur

so.

askme
askme

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

come say that to my face (dick)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

why are people so retarded

TreeEater
TreeEater

why are mainland chinks so retarded

fixed.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I thought he was gonna eat it completely unstung. Dang.

mfw realize he's eating honey but also bee eggs, larvae, and pupae

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Snarelure
Snarelure

as if there aren't enough retarded mutts who would do the exact same thing for a couple of clicks on youtube

DeathDog
DeathDog

Attached: 1521656287527.webm (2.79 MB, 560x314)

WebTool
WebTool

Apparently the larvae or pupae, I'm not sure which, are the best part because of how sweet they are.

Illusionz
Illusionz

CringeFolder++ cmon dude

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

no show a 600lb american woman eating the final product

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I got bit on the lip last summer while mowing the lawn. hurt like a motherfucker and had a swollen lip for three days. fucker really grabbed on and stabbed the fuck out of me.

girlDog
girlDog

do americans really do this?

idontknow
idontknow

nah its a euro thing I think

Flameblow
Flameblow

Eat in the car? Yeah.

Nojokur
Nojokur

the average american lives 90% of their life in their car, often not leaving it for days on end

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

i am american, and i had a patient who loved mayo and banana sammidges. he was like 95, so it's probably a super old school thing to do.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Attached: 1517880427642.webm (1.39 MB, 640x360)

hairygrape
hairygrape

I have actually lived for years in several vehicles. One car, one van, one bus.

JunkTop
JunkTop

i gagged

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Impressive.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

ALLO PEE PAW AN AM BACK COOKEN AGEN

kay's good cooking

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i like how he is surprised that he got stung

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I've been told Elvis did this with peanut butter added, so yeah

Emberburn
Emberburn

When was the last time you were this happy at work?

Attached: 1511717016319.webm (2.63 MB, 640x360)

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Holy shit that's impressive

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

the next egg guy

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

That's fucking disgusting

Soft_member
Soft_member

Attached: 1494764759556.webm (2.96 MB, 640x360)

farquit
farquit

Because he eats with his hands or wipes with them?

Also is lassi pretty much thin yogurt or milk keffir?

Attached: 1521333995150.webm (2.82 MB, 960x540)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Is he an aspiring Hibachi chef?

5mileys
5mileys

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cum2soon
cum2soon

Because he is Indian, mostly.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Attached: 1520386040603.webm (2.65 MB, 640x360)

iluvmen
iluvmen

Attached: 1520999361771.webm (1.1 MB, 462x270)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Attached: 1520993822690.webm (1.1 MB, 1280x720)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Attached: 1499765458285.webm (2.88 MB, 540x302)

Flameblow
Flameblow

Should I still be proud that I'm the one who originally made this webm?

Attached: tfw-no-one-wants-your-omlette.webm (1.4 MB, 626x360)

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

You didn't and no.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Yes I did.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Yeah why not it gets enough exposure

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DeathDog
DeathDog

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

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JunkTop
JunkTop

She is so bad at it too

Attached: 1511753657031.webm (2.8 MB, 480x360)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Attached: 1516968260171.webm (2.9 MB, 640x360)

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Don't lie to these autists.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Her Kwanzaa cake is on point though

youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I feel bad for that dude

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Attached: 1520753676465.webm (2.89 MB, 450x252)

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

That's Kay not Jack

MPmaster
MPmaster

where did we go so wrong?

jolly webm

Soft_member
Soft_member

how does he get out of the eggs without breaking himself?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

That's a weird coincidence I just watched that episode today

farquit
farquit

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Emberburn
Emberburn

I wonder if she remembers what the floor was.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Kirr me

Flameblow
Flameblow

m.youtube.com/watch?v=HJIsi2yoC7Q

Fun game to play is to take a shot everytime she has an awkward silence and you just hear crinkling or the hum of the recording equipment although she would probably be awesome as a YouTuber nowadays desu

Attached: 1520630796483.webm (2.82 MB, 640x360)

SniperGod
SniperGod

Floor color*

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Well she wouldn't be keeping all this stuff if she didn't know what it was

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Elvis didn't use mayo, just PB and banana

eGremlin
eGremlin

there are tubes under the eggs

JunkTop
JunkTop

Holy shit that's alot of cocoa powder
Fancy canned stuff
Also I watched a few YouTubers recreate the Kwanzaa cake and all the cinnamon ruins what is otherwise a sugary angel food cake

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

And bacon and jelly. Good shit.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

mexican hands
hard workers need their carbohydrates!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

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askme
askme

Attached: People-eating.webm (2.28 MB, 853x480)

Bidwell
Bidwell

The future is getting mowed down by an unstopping unfeeling automobile but not cooking related

Attached: 1521680358078.webm (2.87 MB, 640x640)

hairygrape
hairygrape

Attached: heap-of-noodles.webm (1.46 MB, 640x360)

Playboyize
Playboyize

Wouldn't dehydrated potatoes and like a seasoning packet be better then prefried crushed potato chips?

Attached: 1521394125504.webm (2.88 MB, 300x300)

Methnerd
Methnerd

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Attached: Rotating-Sushi-Bar.webm (1.35 MB, 512x288)

Emberfire
Emberfire

Nah I wouldn't worry about it, you are contributing and it happens during a dump

Attached: 1520594006634.webm (1.6 MB, 720x404)

SniperGod
SniperGod

i agree but mods already took care of it. meh

Attached: delicate-flower.webm (1.84 MB, 358x640)

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Joey
hard worker
you alright m8? he's a fat fucking shill that eats fast food for YouTube bucks.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

i didn't realise it was a joey vid
why the fuck do people subscribe to watch a fat fuck eat shit in his car? it baffles me. is he a role model?

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Attached: 1520843566794.webm (1.25 MB, 400x400)

happy_sad
happy_sad

youtube.com/user/JoeysWorldTour

just look at his vids, he's a shill faggot fatfucking loser for fast food.

takes2long
takes2long

Goddamn those look great

also I think there's more fish on those nigiri than there usually are

iluvmen
iluvmen

yea thanx, but i don't want to see what i can' unsee. i saw him vomiting on himself once and that was enough to scar my eyes for life.

but yea, i'm certainly no fan and i don't know why other people watch him. i just don't see the appeal, other than to maybe feel betetr about themsleves by comparison.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Im sorry what?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Attached: 1521496901603.webm (2.97 MB, 1080x1080)

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

thats what happens when you kill crabs

Bidwell
Bidwell

russians do this, in fact russians consume more mayo than ketchup on average.

idontknow
idontknow

Attached: 1521182336962.webm (2.18 MB, 480x480)

hairygrape
hairygrape

did they just fertilized the eggs?

Playboyize
Playboyize

indians need to be exterminated.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

yeah

Attached: 1518586801795.webm (2.86 MB, 960x540)

Methshot
Methshot

ur mum just took a pill for that.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

That looks highly useful and I will use it on a daily basis.

Attached: 1493805137105.webm (2.86 MB, 720x720)

Evilember
Evilember

Attached: 1519521972718.webm (2.84 MB, 640x360)

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

american food is fucking
disgusting!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

he ate the dog next

StonedTime
StonedTime

I love the future.

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VisualMaster
VisualMaster

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

They are fine, it empties out to the other side, the birds are going in on purpose to eat and even continue eating when they are sucked under, then when they pop out on the other end, they fly up and go back in, because it's fun to them

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Ain't it grand

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

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whereismyname
whereismyname

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Booteefool
Booteefool

I think I need to set the record straight. The reason you never get the answer is because of this: everyone who knows how to get out of there without breaking the eggs has been sworn to a vow of silence. They have mastered the art of Egg foo Young, the high cholesterol martial arts that requires those of strong hearts to master, mostly because it helps with the artery clogging.

Spamalot
Spamalot

This is retarded, but it's retarded in a way that I really like

viagrandad
viagrandad

Could people allergic to peanuts get sick or die if they breathed the peanut dust?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

This kills the squid

Attached: 1521356406218.webm (2.23 MB, 1280x720)

takes2long
takes2long

Yes it would in fact close up their lungs

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Inmate
Inmate

Attached: 1521356271042.webm (1.91 MB, 1920x1080)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Attached: 1521316957397.webm (2.99 MB, 1280x720)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Attached: 1517816856555.webm (1.23 MB, 852x480)

Playboyize
Playboyize

How does someone that fat not know how to eat food?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Attached: 1511988936834.webm (2.67 MB, 950x542)

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

How egg break egg there eggs out there breaks

Skullbone
Skullbone

That is a beautiful cutting board
probably costs a mint though

Attached: Blind-corner-cabinet.webm (2.11 MB, 1080x1920)

Emberburn
Emberburn

Look up "grain hopper".

They can fly away if they wanted, but they're pretty conscious of what they're doing

Evilember
Evilember

Attached: 1504370189832.webm (2.33 MB, 1280x720)

Flameblow
Flameblow

Scary

RavySnake
RavySnake

37 seconds in

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

That's cool as fuck but you just know one of those runners is getting stuck or comes off the track and that shit will be forever half open with everything lopsided in one of the carts

Attached: 1521679862299.webm (2.86 MB, 640x800)

StonedTime
StonedTime

that's really cool

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You're cute user, I love you

DeathDog
DeathDog

C U T E

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Attached: 1521370156833.webm (2.92 MB, 640x360)

eGremlin
eGremlin

How does HE get out of there without breaking the eggs?

FastChef
FastChef

God fucking damn it dude, my mom knew a lady that would feed her kids mayo tacos. Basically tortillas with mayo and that’s it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

how to become a fatass

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

How does he keep people from breaking into his house through the eggs?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

How poor was the area you grew up in?
That there is some serious struggling with drug addiction type shit

Attached: 1521233320583.webm (2.61 MB, 640x360)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

What are tongs

Illusionz
Illusionz

Cute duck!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

EG!!!

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Attached: 1521348177423.webm (2.9 MB, 640x360)

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I have jerked off to this so much. The idea of laying her down in a bed and taking off her Jean's to see a hairy pubic mound, as I slide my cock in her and seeing her arms flail as I fuck the palsy out of her

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

This was supposed to be future. Instead we get fucking wifi enabled salt shakers.

Attached: 1517065280277.webm (2.88 MB, 720x302)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

HOW

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

This is so fucking hot. I't be better if the cake was made of shit.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

underrated

whereismyname
whereismyname

How not brek egu

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Peanuts are disgusting desu
tfw I had to unironically make PB&J to mask its shitty taste

Booteefool
Booteefool

Really?
I wonder how they make it through the sharp spinning archimedes screw that 'pumps' the grain.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I need the sauce on this webm m8

King_Martha
King_Martha

something something millenials

Soft_member
Soft_member

I have seen so many people say that a Kay webm is Jack that Im not sure if its becoming a meme just so they can get someone to correct them. epic b8

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Don't be so jealous.

Methnerd
Methnerd

more bread than anything else
corn and chickpeas on a burger

Oh, its mexicans. Carry on.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Ive installed them in peoples homes before. They are a bitch and a half to put in, and then its a massive culsterfuck to align the door properly because of aton of different variables. And then after all that fucking around the weight of the mechanism will still throw the door out of alignment in a few months, needing re-adjustment.

Theres also the problem where people are stupid fucks, and open the mechanism further than it was designed for, and damage it so it no longer closes properly.

Its a gimmicky, overpriced piece of shit. Get a lazy susan cabinet instead.

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

lazy susan, brought to you by the target corporation

Emberfire
Emberfire

dangerous. one may fall in love with her

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

imagine being this fucking stupid

no seriously, imagine what life must be like when you have the brain of a pigeon

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

that looks like it feels good wtf

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

For the dude or the fish?

MPmaster
MPmaster

If you don't buy the fucking kit with the giant anovo looking thing that does exactly what you can do with a drinking straw and your thumb that "entire kit" would cost less than a fifth of that price, and yet they still have to add a disclaimer that it requires precision.

King_Martha
King_Martha

the fish

Soft_member
Soft_member

t. virgin

viagrandad
viagrandad

yeah sorry I don't know how being a fish and having my eggs pushed out would feel like

5mileys
5mileys

classic post

cum2soon
cum2soon

hey bro can I get some salt on this?
nah dude, internet is down

massdebater
massdebater

reposting lame joke responses to lame webms

likme
likme

Here are the obvious analogies:

you're a grill on the rag and you get repeatedly punched in the gut to make you forget the cramps
you're a grill on the rag and get fisted until you squirt for the first time in your life
you're a duck undergoing gavage

Pick two.

RumChicken
RumChicken

You cut the grand finale where he shits on the floor and the rats eat it

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

This is Bulgaria?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

namefag "humor", everyone

JunkTop
JunkTop

A bit too salty. A shame your internet wasn't down.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

where do you think you are?

Illusionz
Illusionz

youtube.com/watch?v=ZvKnETh3xH0
I'm sorry.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Mfw i thought it was a nigger touching raw food but it was just black gloves. Phew!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Fuck off.

farquit
farquit

Oh god! Thank you for introducing me to this. Im going to watch all her shows instead of going to work today. Pmsl actually pooed a little bit

happy_sad
happy_sad

I was thinking of doing a cooking show with a messy, gross kitchen as the main piece/joke, but I don't think I could top that shit v

idontknow
idontknow

Racially diverse social groups
HAHAHAHA WEW LAD

hairygrape
hairygrape

How

TreeEater
TreeEater

by not being a namefaggot in an anonymous community you spastic

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Does this work for coke?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

HER SWEAT AND BLOOD WENT INTO THIS CAKE

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

did they fuck?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

people eating
more like hipsters eating

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

agreed, fuck those tatted numale faggots

Bidwell
Bidwell

be me
have a girl with palsy
people laughing when seeing me with flailing monkey tard
people don't know palsy girls rule in bed
does every possible perversion I can think of
spasms while cumming, so intense I cum also
filled her pussy and ass to the brim many many times.
sucks dick like no other normal girl.
seeing this vid makes me feel so sad she left town.
best fucktoy I ever owned.

You don't know what you're missing, bros.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

people laugh at me
can put her into every possible position
has spasms
doesn't suck dick like a normal grill

Kek.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Spiral power, of course.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

retard

patrician

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Kill that bitch with the missing tooth! THE TOOTH!

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Snarelure
Snarelure

fuck thats sexy

Emberfire
Emberfire

be (You)
posting fantasies as realities
anonymously on the internet
like, who does that!

Flameblow
Flameblow

There are no sharp spinning screws

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Wrong
Like having all the shit in your intestines fly out a once

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

How does she not burn her hands on that plate?

FastChef
FastChef

They both have AIDS so i assume those faggots did.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Wow, they really are ant people.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I used to eat like that. Then I moved out. I miss it every day.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I want a gif of that woman's reaction at the beginning

Lunatick
Lunatick

Peanut butter is too nutritious for obese americans to enjoy.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I want world peace and someone to love. Wanna make a deal?

Booteefool
Booteefool

No.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It's an hydrator, not a microwave!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

The ultimate relief

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MPmaster
MPmaster

No? they salted them you absolute retards.

King_Martha
King_Martha

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Spamalot
Spamalot

search for the following on youtube:
Autistic Girl Rubs Peanut Butter on Herself
thank me later

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Attached: 1521509651700.jpg (13 KB, 468x398)

cum2soon
cum2soon

not ++CringeFolder

Inmate
Inmate

Fucking lost it on the close-up at 0:45.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Not using += 1

Playboyize
Playboyize

Attached: 1519894711563.jpg (70 KB, 470x470)

Skullbone
Skullbone

It all started as a joke

DeathDog
DeathDog

inc CringeFolder

...and that's final because there's no way I could guess the address of user's CringeFolder variable to write this down the proper, binary way.

Attached: ruhbPl5IsmS-6Xd--(1).webm (2.76 MB, 720x1280)

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

That's clearly the first time she's ever done that.

FastChef
FastChef

Box::new(CringeFolder).map(|c| c +=1 )

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Adventurous foodies unite!!!!

Inmate
Inmate

good.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Do americans really do this?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

A wise person one told me 'you will never break the eggs if you never leave the fort'.
Really stuck with me

takes2long
takes2long

If that's ruby you need curly braces for the block

w8t4u
w8t4u

shut the fuck up nerd

Snarelure
Snarelure

:(

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

reply to the webm you coward loser

Emberburn
Emberburn

Attached: Bud-Light-Hoarder-600.webm (2.25 MB, 404x720)

RumChicken
RumChicken

I got bit on the lip last summer while mowing the lawn. hurt like a motherfucker and had a swollen lip for three days. fucker really grabbed on and stabbed the fuck out of me.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

That looks like cum.
I want it.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Actually. it's true. God damn, I miss that spastic bitch!

Nojokur
Nojokur

more?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

is that a murder plan?

MPmaster
MPmaster

succ cringeFolder

girlDog
girlDog

That guy just sells eggs and is in the same commercial outfit as Surly, 90% sure.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

The way this video is cut reminds me of that hot skinny vegan who always gets posted. Now I have a confused boner.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

he thinks salt comes from fish
Sounds like you're the retard.

takes2long
takes2long

100/10
I thought asians were good at math

iluvmen
iluvmen

Looks more like slavs

Emberburn
Emberburn

Huh, you right. I've been lied too

DeathDog
DeathDog

Fruit. FRUIT!

eGremlin
eGremlin

Don't. It's unoriginal and unfunny. You'd only hear from the same five children who think dinotendies is funny. If you want to make a cooking show you should do actual worthwhile cooking.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Being chinese is miserable, but they heard that if someone film you being stupid it can go viral and make you famous, so whenver someone has a camera they start going apeshit as much as they can.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

And then I ate it and jizzed all over

Spamalot
Spamalot

how else is the jew going to get americans to get out there and consume. Until the invention of amazon of course.

Soft_member
Soft_member

remember when pizza hut wasnt dog shit?

farquit
farquit

I legitimately want to marry the one on the left

idontknow
idontknow

atomized steam is injected into only the food using A.I. robot super soakers. The early robots are giving their robot children something fun to do before they start the terminator invasion. How cute.

Emberburn
Emberburn

cute

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Please don't ever post again.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

WHAT

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

No.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Anyone got the American diner one with all the butter? You know the one I'm talking about.

WebTool
WebTool

classy, would make a fine wife

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

mfw budlight drinkers

idontknow
idontknow

making a webm
yea no. If you were the person who filmed it, yea.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Can't wait to fill it with chilli and use it as a dildo

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

that toilet

Attached: 1521261043349.jpg (60 KB, 568x518)

Evilember
Evilember

fuck off back to r.eddit

RavySnake
RavySnake

I can only imagine the stench

TechHater
TechHater

"Act like adults omg"
proceeds to stuff her face with fast food in front of a camera.
Yeah, that's what grown ups do alright. Disgusting pig.

5mileys
5mileys

I've worked in places like that, the whole lot would get rejected and dumped out, probably a bunch of other product that was actually not tainted would be throw away too. If its non union, the dipshit high employees responsible (even remotely) would be fired, and a bunch of new chucklefucks would replace them before the day is over. If a union place there would just be some yelling and "no don't do that again plz" then life would continue.
I'm in canada though, everything is strict here. If that's some asian country or something, i'm sure there would be feathers in your shit.

massdebater
massdebater

But at least now you know erryding der is da know bout da shrimpen bidnes

Techpill
Techpill

She belongs in jail or at least some kind of therapy

Methshot
Methshot

avocado based espresso drink
not called an affocado
It's like they're not even trying.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

fucking hell why dont game devs add turret stabilization

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

as do most of the Veeky Forums posters

FastChef
FastChef

hmmmm... ive got what i came for

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

buy our german games then

Nojokur
Nojokur

People who still think that this isn't staged should be thrown in jail or killed on sight.

takes2long
takes2long

I made stuff like that before. Not sure if i could ballpark it now, since it was years ago...Maybe 100 bucks or something? Not too bad really, considering shitty plastic ones at walmart are like 5-10$

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

the poor obedient doggo got nothing :(

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

salami in francesinha

mas que pocaria é essa ?

Attached: 1519009024424.jpg (261 KB, 1920x1080)

cum2soon
cum2soon

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w8t4u
w8t4u

somehow, that came out better than I had expected

likme
likme

'here i am, pretending i know what i'm doing while, i just randomly poke at takoyaki for no good reason, hope i will fool some baka gaijin into thinking i'm a master at it, teehee''

hairygrape
hairygrape

so fr*ckin nerdy :)

Snarelure
Snarelure

It's so obvious. "Okay, we got the three white guys who can actually act, now we need a thot and a nigger to satisfy SJWs"

Lunatick
Lunatick

date girl with severe disability
she leaves you

Probably because you're stupid enough to think people with cerebral palsy are retarded. Yeah, she can do better.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

pastebin.com/5KxG4LXa

current jack filter. with a few others included that you won't miss either.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

It's not missing. It's here somewhere...

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

go back to wsg

viagrandad
viagrandad

I'm impressed that the avocado skin is enough to stop the coffee from burning anyone's hands.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Attached: steak.webm (2.68 MB, 500x500)

idontknow
idontknow

I'm sorry

Attached: steak2.webm (2.69 MB, 500x500)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The people dictating national firearms policy this month were eating Tide Pods on Youtube last month.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Did not realise my dad had a cooking channel.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Jesus tapdancing christ, i have no words

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Firespawn
Firespawn

Attached: 1520252077024.gif (3.24 MB, 360x270)

FastChef
FastChef

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

girlDog
girlDog

Which Fallout level is this?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Dunwich Building.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

People whole use "surly" like it's his name are the ultimate cringe.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Disgusting

This is unironically supreme degeneracy.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Attached: 1494822083279.webm (2.42 MB, 480x480)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

American cheese squares

What have they done to you, saltbae?

Methshot
Methshot

At least the knife is reasonably sharp.

That cheese, though. $500 a head.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

ONE LIFE. ONE CHANCE.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Attached: 1493517805811.webm (2.8 MB, 640x360)

FastChef
FastChef

he should try a pinch of kosher salt on the grub next time

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

this one is pushing it for a blue board

Lunatick
Lunatick

Attached: Miller-Time.jpg (116 KB, 868x649)

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I would do actual cooking, the kitchen would just slowly get dirtier.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

this would make a pretty neat art installation if it wasn't created by a wild slob

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Like long spoons that are attached

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

tfw I started the "how does he get out?" meme
people are adding "without breaking the eggs"

Attached: 1311603778372.jpg (91 KB, 323x323)

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

oh cool she's making herself drool
I wonder what this webm will lead t-
I don't know what I was expecting

Booteefool
Booteefool

the one who eats 10 pounds of raw lettuce every day?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

that dog knows what it did
I like how they are able to feel guilt

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

seething

SniperGod
SniperGod

iphones can do stop motion now?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Nah, a simple glance in the archives shows you're full of shit. The breaking the eggs part was always part of it, and I would know.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

There is no GOD!!!

Attached: 1479060759207.jpg (51 KB, 700x472)

King_Martha
King_Martha

it looks like he does a lil joey "wew wew" before he takes a bite

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

doesnt the noodles at the bottom get burnt?

whereismyname
whereismyname

this looks great until you want to eat it and then it all falls off

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

i want to kill gooks every time i see a gook i get
so physically angry that i go home and hit my wall

JunkTop
JunkTop

Attached: Tasty.webm (166 KB, 960x540)

cum2soon
cum2soon

Serious answer: No, Li'l Tommy, they are not ok, they were ground up with the grain and were baked into bread.

This was taken at a Russian commercial bakery a few years ago. The grain hopper for their flour-grinding system was missing a screen at the top, and so birds were flying in, feasting on the grain, shitting on the grain, and being sucked down by the Archimedes screw grain transport system to be ground into flour.

Yeah, a few days after that video made the worldwide news, it was reported that the company was forced to put a screen on the top of the grain hopper. . . . It's Russia, I seriously doubt they recalled the bread.

FastChef
FastChef

Serious question, is that how to make proper omelets? I usually just let them sit in the pan for a while and then try to flip them, but mine usually come out broken and unevenly cooked.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

She's so sweet. I wish I could be even a tenth as happy as she seems.

happy_sad
happy_sad

He doesn't; he lives in there along with his three shit-flinging monkey offspring and his sweaty fat wife.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Is he using a blacklight to look for spit in his burger?

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