what would you do for a klondike bar?
original italian recipe
Anyone that replies to this will instantly die
eggs, stall, get out, etc
(you) fucked up the filename, retard
Bye cruel world!
How does he get out without brea..
Are you in Heaven? How is it like? please reply
how get out no break eggs?
It's great. They're having a huge barbecue today it seems. I can smell the roasting of meat.
I guess its nice that actual retards like Jack can find love and employment
What the fuck? Are they ok?...
This is really disturbing from a consumer perspective.
I mean, I am sure they have a straining part somewhere in whatever that grain is going to used for but still. Birds are filthy disease carrying animals.
Natural selection at its finest.
yes they are fine. there is a pillow at the bottom that catches them and a friendly farm hand picks them up and feeds them before releasing them back into the wild to live a long bird life.
Yeah I really hope this was from some investigative report type video that was used to get this place shut down for not having whatever they're supposed to have to keep birds from doing this.
Someone please post the virgin vs chad image
Someone just left the hatch open, shit happens. How serious this is depends on context.
Hopefully they put on an interlock on the hatch after that. Also hopefully someone went to shut it down, if he discovered it alone and just stood there filming it's a poor show.
what an idiot
its russian btw
That has nothing to do with Veeky Forums, newfag.
What the fuck. I can't tell if these videos are intentional or not any more.
An animal dies for this
How does he break the eggs without getting out of there?
What channel is this, I am horrified but curious
I don't think they allow gore on TV
Well I saw it on the Discovery Channel so whatever man
how does he get out of there without breaking all the eggs.
I legitimately and unironically hate all of you
CringeFolder = CringeFolder + 1
come say that to my face (dick)
why are people so retarded
why are mainland chinks so retarded
I thought he was gonna eat it completely unstung. Dang.
mfw realize he's eating honey but also bee eggs, larvae, and pupae
as if there aren't enough retarded mutts who would do the exact same thing for a couple of clicks on youtube
Apparently the larvae or pupae, I'm not sure which, are the best part because of how sweet they are.
CringeFolder++ cmon dude
no show a 600lb american woman eating the final product
I got bit on the lip last summer while mowing the lawn. hurt like a motherfucker and had a swollen lip for three days. fucker really grabbed on and stabbed the fuck out of me.
do americans really do this?
nah its a euro thing I think
Eat in the car? Yeah.
the average american lives 90% of their life in their car, often not leaving it for days on end
i am american, and i had a patient who loved mayo and banana sammidges. he was like 95, so it's probably a super old school thing to do.
I have actually lived for years in several vehicles. One car, one van, one bus.
ALLO PEE PAW AN AM BACK COOKEN AGEN
kay's good cooking
i like how he is surprised that he got stung
I've been told Elvis did this with peanut butter added, so yeah
When was the last time you were this happy at work?
Holy shit that's impressive
the next egg guy
That's fucking disgusting
Because he eats with his hands or wipes with them?
Also is lassi pretty much thin yogurt or milk keffir?
Is he an aspiring Hibachi chef?
Because he is Indian, mostly.
Should I still be proud that I'm the one who originally made this webm?
You didn't and no.
Yes I did.
Yeah why not it gets enough exposure
She is so bad at it too
Don't lie to these autists.
Her Kwanzaa cake is on point though
I feel bad for that dude
That's Kay not Jack
where did we go so wrong?
how does he get out of the eggs without breaking himself?
That's a weird coincidence I just watched that episode today
I wonder if she remembers what the floor was.
Fun game to play is to take a shot everytime she has an awkward silence and you just hear crinkling or the hum of the recording equipment although she would probably be awesome as a YouTuber nowadays desu
Well she wouldn't be keeping all this stuff if she didn't know what it was
Elvis didn't use mayo, just PB and banana
there are tubes under the eggs
Holy shit that's alot of cocoa powder
Fancy canned stuff
Also I watched a few YouTubers recreate the Kwanzaa cake and all the cinnamon ruins what is otherwise a sugary angel food cake
And bacon and jelly. Good shit.
hard workers need their carbohydrates!
The future is getting mowed down by an unstopping unfeeling automobile but not cooking related
Wouldn't dehydrated potatoes and like a seasoning packet be better then prefried crushed potato chips?
Nah I wouldn't worry about it, you are contributing and it happens during a dump
i agree but mods already took care of it. meh
you alright m8? he's a fat fucking shill that eats fast food for YouTube bucks.
i didn't realise it was a joey vid
why the fuck do people subscribe to watch a fat fuck eat shit in his car? it baffles me. is he a role model?
just look at his vids, he's a shill faggot fatfucking loser for fast food.
Goddamn those look great
also I think there's more fish on those nigiri than there usually are
yea thanx, but i don't want to see what i can' unsee. i saw him vomiting on himself once and that was enough to scar my eyes for life.
but yea, i'm certainly no fan and i don't know why other people watch him. i just don't see the appeal, other than to maybe feel betetr about themsleves by comparison.
Im sorry what?
thats what happens when you kill crabs
russians do this, in fact russians consume more mayo than ketchup on average.
did they just fertilized the eggs?
indians need to be exterminated.
ur mum just took a pill for that.
That looks highly useful and I will use it on a daily basis.
american food is fucking
he ate the dog next
I love the future.
They are fine, it empties out to the other side, the birds are going in on purpose to eat and even continue eating when they are sucked under, then when they pop out on the other end, they fly up and go back in, because it's fun to them
Ain't it grand
I think I need to set the record straight. The reason you never get the answer is because of this: everyone who knows how to get out of there without breaking the eggs has been sworn to a vow of silence. They have mastered the art of Egg foo Young, the high cholesterol martial arts that requires those of strong hearts to master, mostly because it helps with the artery clogging.
This is retarded, but it's retarded in a way that I really like
Could people allergic to peanuts get sick or die if they breathed the peanut dust?
This kills the squid
Yes it would in fact close up their lungs
How does someone that fat not know how to eat food?
How egg break egg there eggs out there breaks
That is a beautiful cutting board
probably costs a mint though
Look up "grain hopper".
They can fly away if they wanted, but they're pretty conscious of what they're doing
37 seconds in
That's cool as fuck but you just know one of those runners is getting stuck or comes off the track and that shit will be forever half open with everything lopsided in one of the carts
that's really cool
You're cute user, I love you
C U T E
How does HE get out of there without breaking the eggs?
God fucking damn it dude, my mom knew a lady that would feed her kids mayo tacos. Basically tortillas with mayo and that’s it.
how to become a fatass
How does he keep people from breaking into his house through the eggs?
How poor was the area you grew up in?
That there is some serious struggling with drug addiction type shit
What are tongs
I have jerked off to this so much. The idea of laying her down in a bed and taking off her Jean's to see a hairy pubic mound, as I slide my cock in her and seeing her arms flail as I fuck the palsy out of her
This was supposed to be future. Instead we get fucking wifi enabled salt shakers.
This is so fucking hot. I't be better if the cake was made of shit.
How not brek egu
Peanuts are disgusting desu
tfw I had to unironically make PB&J to mask its shitty taste
I wonder how they make it through the sharp spinning archimedes screw that 'pumps' the grain.
I need the sauce on this webm m8
something something millenials
I have seen so many people say that a Kay webm is Jack that Im not sure if its becoming a meme just so they can get someone to correct them. epic b8
Don't be so jealous.
more bread than anything else
corn and chickpeas on a burger
Oh, its mexicans. Carry on.
Ive installed them in peoples homes before. They are a bitch and a half to put in, and then its a massive culsterfuck to align the door properly because of aton of different variables. And then after all that fucking around the weight of the mechanism will still throw the door out of alignment in a few months, needing re-adjustment.
Theres also the problem where people are stupid fucks, and open the mechanism further than it was designed for, and damage it so it no longer closes properly.
Its a gimmicky, overpriced piece of shit. Get a lazy susan cabinet instead.
lazy susan, brought to you by the target corporation
dangerous. one may fall in love with her
imagine being this fucking stupid
no seriously, imagine what life must be like when you have the brain of a pigeon
that looks like it feels good wtf
For the dude or the fish?
If you don't buy the fucking kit with the giant anovo looking thing that does exactly what you can do with a drinking straw and your thumb that "entire kit" would cost less than a fifth of that price, and yet they still have to add a disclaimer that it requires precision.
yeah sorry I don't know how being a fish and having my eggs pushed out would feel like
hey bro can I get some salt on this?
nah dude, internet is down
reposting lame joke responses to lame webms
Here are the obvious analogies:
you're a grill on the rag and you get repeatedly punched in the gut to make you forget the cramps
you're a grill on the rag and get fisted until you squirt for the first time in your life
you're a duck undergoing gavage
You cut the grand finale where he shits on the floor and the rats eat it
This is Bulgaria?
namefag "humor", everyone
A bit too salty. A shame your internet wasn't down.
where do you think you are?
Mfw i thought it was a nigger touching raw food but it was just black gloves. Phew!
Oh god! Thank you for introducing me to this. Im going to watch all her shows instead of going to work today. Pmsl actually pooed a little bit
I was thinking of doing a cooking show with a messy, gross kitchen as the main piece/joke, but I don't think I could top that shit v
Racially diverse social groups
HAHAHAHA WEW LAD
by not being a namefaggot in an anonymous community you spastic
Does this work for coke?
HER SWEAT AND BLOOD WENT INTO THIS CAKE
did they fuck?
more like hipsters eating
agreed, fuck those tatted numale faggots
have a girl with palsy
people laughing when seeing me with flailing monkey tard
people don't know palsy girls rule in bed
does every possible perversion I can think of
spasms while cumming, so intense I cum also
filled her pussy and ass to the brim many many times.
sucks dick like no other normal girl.
seeing this vid makes me feel so sad she left town.
best fucktoy I ever owned.
You don't know what you're missing, bros.
people laugh at me
can put her into every possible position
doesn't suck dick like a normal grill
Spiral power, of course.
Kill that bitch with the missing tooth! THE TOOTH!
fuck thats sexy
posting fantasies as realities
anonymously on the internet
like, who does that!
There are no sharp spinning screws
Like having all the shit in your intestines fly out a once
How does she not burn her hands on that plate?
They both have AIDS so i assume those faggots did.
Wow, they really are ant people.
I used to eat like that. Then I moved out. I miss it every day.
I want a gif of that woman's reaction at the beginning
Peanut butter is too nutritious for obese americans to enjoy.
I want world peace and someone to love. Wanna make a deal?
It's an hydrator, not a microwave!
The ultimate relief
No? they salted them you absolute retards.
search for the following on youtube:
Autistic Girl Rubs Peanut Butter on Herself
thank me later
Fucking lost it on the close-up at 0:45.
Not using += 1
It all started as a joke
...and that's final because there's no way I could guess the address of user's CringeFolder variable to write this down the proper, binary way.
That's clearly the first time she's ever done that.
Box::new(CringeFolder).map(|c| c +=1 )
Adventurous foodies unite!!!!
Do americans really do this?
A wise person one told me 'you will never break the eggs if you never leave the fort'.
Really stuck with me
If that's ruby you need curly braces for the block
shut the fuck up nerd
reply to the webm you coward loser
I got bit on the lip last summer while mowing the lawn. hurt like a motherfucker and had a swollen lip for three days. fucker really grabbed on and stabbed the fuck out of me.
That looks like cum.
I want it.
Actually. it's true. God damn, I miss that spastic bitch!
is that a murder plan?
That guy just sells eggs and is in the same commercial outfit as Surly, 90% sure.
The way this video is cut reminds me of that hot skinny vegan who always gets posted. Now I have a confused boner.
he thinks salt comes from fish
Sounds like you're the retard.
I thought asians were good at math
Looks more like slavs
Huh, you right. I've been lied too
Don't. It's unoriginal and unfunny. You'd only hear from the same five children who think dinotendies is funny. If you want to make a cooking show you should do actual worthwhile cooking.
Being chinese is miserable, but they heard that if someone film you being stupid it can go viral and make you famous, so whenver someone has a camera they start going apeshit as much as they can.
And then I ate it and jizzed all over
how else is the jew going to get americans to get out there and consume. Until the invention of amazon of course.
remember when pizza hut wasnt dog shit?
I legitimately want to marry the one on the left
atomized steam is injected into only the food using A.I. robot super soakers. The early robots are giving their robot children something fun to do before they start the terminator invasion. How cute.
Please don't ever post again.
Anyone got the American diner one with all the butter? You know the one I'm talking about.
classy, would make a fine wife
mfw budlight drinkers
making a webm
yea no. If you were the person who filmed it, yea.
Can't wait to fill it with chilli and use it as a dildo
fuck off back to r.eddit
I can only imagine the stench
"Act like adults omg"
proceeds to stuff her face with fast food in front of a camera.
Yeah, that's what grown ups do alright. Disgusting pig.
I've worked in places like that, the whole lot would get rejected and dumped out, probably a bunch of other product that was actually not tainted would be throw away too. If its non union, the dipshit high employees responsible (even remotely) would be fired, and a bunch of new chucklefucks would replace them before the day is over. If a union place there would just be some yelling and "no don't do that again plz" then life would continue.
I'm in canada though, everything is strict here. If that's some asian country or something, i'm sure there would be feathers in your shit.
But at least now you know erryding der is da know bout da shrimpen bidnes
She belongs in jail or at least some kind of therapy
avocado based espresso drink
not called an affocado
It's like they're not even trying.
fucking hell why dont game devs add turret stabilization
as do most of the Veeky Forums posters
hmmmm... ive got what i came for
buy our german games then
People who still think that this isn't staged should be thrown in jail or killed on sight.
I made stuff like that before. Not sure if i could ballpark it now, since it was years ago...Maybe 100 bucks or something? Not too bad really, considering shitty plastic ones at walmart are like 5-10$
the poor obedient doggo got nothing :(
salami in francesinha
mas que pocaria é essa ?
somehow, that came out better than I had expected
'here i am, pretending i know what i'm doing while, i just randomly poke at takoyaki for no good reason, hope i will fool some baka gaijin into thinking i'm a master at it, teehee''
so fr*ckin nerdy :)
It's so obvious. "Okay, we got the three white guys who can actually act, now we need a thot and a nigger to satisfy SJWs"
date girl with severe disability
she leaves you
Probably because you're stupid enough to think people with cerebral palsy are retarded. Yeah, she can do better.
current jack filter. with a few others included that you won't miss either.
It's not missing. It's here somewhere...
go back to wsg
I'm impressed that the avocado skin is enough to stop the coffee from burning anyone's hands.
The people dictating national firearms policy this month were eating Tide Pods on Youtube last month.
Did not realise my dad had a cooking channel.
Jesus tapdancing christ, i have no words
Which Fallout level is this?
People whole use "surly" like it's his name are the ultimate cringe.
This is unironically supreme degeneracy.
American cheese squares
What have they done to you, saltbae?
At least the knife is reasonably sharp.
That cheese, though. $500 a head.
ONE LIFE. ONE CHANCE.
he should try a pinch of kosher salt on the grub next time
this one is pushing it for a blue board
I would do actual cooking, the kitchen would just slowly get dirtier.
this would make a pretty neat art installation if it wasn't created by a wild slob
Like long spoons that are attached
tfw I started the "how does he get out?" meme
people are adding "without breaking the eggs"
oh cool she's making herself drool
I wonder what this webm will lead t-
I don't know what I was expecting
the one who eats 10 pounds of raw lettuce every day?
that dog knows what it did
I like how they are able to feel guilt
iphones can do stop motion now?
Nah, a simple glance in the archives shows you're full of shit. The breaking the eggs part was always part of it, and I would know.
There is no GOD!!!
it looks like he does a lil joey "wew wew" before he takes a bite
doesnt the noodles at the bottom get burnt?
this looks great until you want to eat it and then it all falls off
i want to kill gooks every time i see a gook i get
so physically angry that i go home and hit my wall
Serious answer: No, Li'l Tommy, they are not ok, they were ground up with the grain and were baked into bread.
This was taken at a Russian commercial bakery a few years ago. The grain hopper for their flour-grinding system was missing a screen at the top, and so birds were flying in, feasting on the grain, shitting on the grain, and being sucked down by the Archimedes screw grain transport system to be ground into flour.
Yeah, a few days after that video made the worldwide news, it was reported that the company was forced to put a screen on the top of the grain hopper. . . . It's Russia, I seriously doubt they recalled the bread.
Serious question, is that how to make proper omelets? I usually just let them sit in the pan for a while and then try to flip them, but mine usually come out broken and unevenly cooked.
She's so sweet. I wish I could be even a tenth as happy as she seems.
He doesn't; he lives in there along with his three shit-flinging monkey offspring and his sweaty fat wife.
Is he using a blacklight to look for spit in his burger?