"Oh user thank you so much for cooking this"

DeathDog
DeathDog

"Oh user thank you so much for cooking this"

What do you cook for your lady friends?

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Cyanide

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Don't bother cooking shit, just throw some fresh fruit and alcohol in a blender. They'll think it's fancy and they'll get drunk.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

idk, I've only had boyfriends over. For family events, I've learned to pretend I'm cooking for toddlers so *those* women don't complain.

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Shat out some Ramsay eggs for a dentist recently, she said they were the best she'd ever eaten.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I don't even know what this means.

Are even the homosexuals misogynists now?

farquit
farquit

I cook everyday for my wife of six years because I get home earlier than she does.

Usually some kind of broiled or baked chicken or pork chops during the week, a pasta and sausage night, do a cheap salad day. Wish I could cook fish more often but its expensive. Also chicken fajitas, sometimes carnitas or beef instead. Chili. Tend to keep it easy and quick.

Eggplant parm when I have extra time to do all that nonsense work.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

cuck

takes2long
takes2long

yeah right, this roastie has taken miles of dick, no way I'm wasting my time on her

Bidwell
Bidwell

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Inmate
Inmate

also you realize you're literally placing your free time above hers

just because your shift ends earlier doesn't mean you didn't have to fucking work just like she did

so you not only had to wake up earlier but then after work have to come home and slave over a hot stove

and what exactly does she do to equal out this relationship?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Jesus Christ, maybe he enjoys cooking. Or maybe she does the cleaning.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

You're implying that I have to wake up earlier than her. She's a teacher and she gets up at 5AM and I work from home a third of the week.

Its not skin off my back to do some cooking.

Also I'm a better cook as it is so I don't mind making my mind.

Also you it is immature if you think that every relationship is an equal give and take 100% of the time.

Emberburn
Emberburn

cook some fine food bitches should love
They don't like it
Cook the same thing the same way for a guy
Gets a boner for it being so good
Half ass effort for some bitch
Gets mad at me for being a half assed cheap cunt
Do the same for a guy
He ain't complaining but he sure is hungry
Women just want wine and expensive shit they can talk about and show off instead of actually appreciating and eating it.
Men just want to eat like a sane person

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Flameblow
Flameblow

maybe stop dating horrible women

SniperGod
SniperGod

he specifically justified his cuckholding being that he "happens to get home from his 8 hour day before she does"

not that he LOVES COOKING

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Bitches should appreciate a man that can cook let alone cook whatever the fuck they ask for

Tomboys are rare so if I find one I'm gonna keep em. Tomboys are men brains in women bodies which means my food should give her the biggest boner she's ever had

RumChicken
RumChicken

He never said he didn't. Nor did he mention how the chores are shared.

Angry /pol/ and /r9k/fags please go.

TechHater
TechHater

literally 4 lines of soyboy apologetic male privilege guilt

holy shit you sound like boogie2988 after his divorce

cant wait for u to tell us all how the woman deserves 50% (Even tho she isnt required to provide 50% during the time within the relationship)

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Something light so she isn't farting and shitting when I'm railing her later.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Are even the homosexuals misogynists now?
now
[email protected]

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

all that shit was after the fact when his male guilt kicked in

HE STATED AND I QUOTE

"I cook everyday for my wife of six years because I get home earlier than she does."

not one fucking word of I LOVE TO COOK

he QUALIFIED the reason he is the one in the relationship who COOKS EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR SIX YEARS is simply "i get home before her"

he didnt say "i work at home" he said "gets home earlier"

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Why are angry /pol/ and /r9k/fags still here?

whereismyname
whereismyname

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Also you it is immature if you think that every relationship is an equal give and take 100% of the time.

you literally just said the full fucking six years of your life YOU are the one doing ALL the cooking

pretty sure that's fucking exactly 100%

theres a word for sluts who have men who do something for them every day without asking and nothing additional from them given in return (or even asked for or assumed to be given)

Booteefool
Booteefool

Pathetic faggot. I cook for my girlfriend because I am the protector and I am the provider. I keep her alive because one day she will bear and take care of my children. Cooking is a valuable skill and I get to practice it every day. Enjoy your oven baked tendies and instant noodles.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Chicken parm or carbonara has worked on every single date thusly.

King_Martha
King_Martha

he doesn't even have kids yet
it keeps getting better

Spamalot
Spamalot

lady friends
friends
Implying an alpha like me gets put in the friendzone.

happy_sad
happy_sad

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w8t4u
w8t4u

40% chocolate is too bitter for them.

Bidwell
Bidwell

girlfriend

so now not your wife?

or did you initially refer to your girlfriend of 6 years because YOU think of her more of the relationship than she does

jesus fucking christ is this one of those relationship comedies where the cucked friend has no idea hes a cuck and his male friends keep trying to tell him

Inmate
Inmate

Make all kinds of shit for my GF when we don't go out to eat

Made this valentines day (well, the sunday before). Was a beautiful meal. Afterwards I got super high and we laid down to watch The Babadook. When the movie ended I was ready to pass out and go to sleep all full and stoned, but she had other plans. She started going down stairs, and I was thinking "No! Noooo! I just want to sleep" then she started her meeting with the Bishop and his Clergymen and I thought "#MeToo" and busted up laughing mid BJ. She got so upset that she went outside for a smoke, came back in crying, grabbed her stuff and left lol.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

It's two different couples.

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Methshot
Methshot

"Nice guy," 100% guaranteed. Desperate for any kind of love or affection but your repulsive personality will always drive 'em away. Then you try to make yourself feel better by dumping on any woman that doesn't fit your anime waifu ideal of a subservient blowjob machine.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Why do you think they're homosexuals?

Emberfire
Emberfire

one day she will bear and take care of Chad's children
ftfy

Evilember
Evilember

when he think's he's won the intellectual battle but he can't keep all the comments straight when two different people are responding to him.

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RavySnake
RavySnake

Mix alfredo pasta with frenchs honey mustard, blended walnuts philadelphia cream cheese couple processed chese slices and some croutons, a sprinkle of dried cranberries, generous portion of shrimp, garlic powder and cumin, top it with sandwich sliced raw onion and parm

StonedTime
StonedTime

wanting a whore that i have to cook for when i can just fap to the new batch of cunny always coming into celebrity rotation, any time of day as many times of day as i please

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Being a virgin.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I'm a different poster. Keep expanding that soyboy rage.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Holy shit, lol. That's your argument? That's top tier pathetic.

MPmaster
MPmaster

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askme
askme

resorting to ad hominems

the moment you realize they're seething

hairygrape
hairygrape

Implying
You would be surprised how many gays despise women. Ive been with my wife a decade, 4 years of it married. When you stop chasing women and step back you start to see some shit thats hidden by the lust blinders straight men have.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

implying I'm even mad at all at some dumb /r9k/ 16 year old.

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

just keep out of my gay bars on your "girls night out" and you're okay with me

Methnerd
Methnerd

maybe stop fucking men you complete and utter degenerate

SniperWish
SniperWish

Where do you think we are?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Do you cook for your wife’s bull too?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

very well, carry on

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What a terrible story. Please neck yourself.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

When the bachelorette party shows up

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Sometimes you just wanna go to bed.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

What a fag.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

why did you decide to be a gay, user?

Lunatick
Lunatick

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Booteefool
Booteefool

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girlDog
girlDog

You should have at least added a donkey punch to that story.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

"good" "guys"
Why are they never self conscious?

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Women are trash. I only cook for traps and trannies.

Techpill
Techpill

not only cooking for your Dad
Fucking fag neck yourself soyo

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RavySnake
RavySnake

She's the type of gal who'd be into that but I'm not that type of guy

WebTool
WebTool

t. Nice guy thats nice until he realizes hes in the friend zone

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Cooking for women huh, that' a laugh. I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together.

I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you." All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Wish I could cook fish more often but its expensive

Pollacks are good for more than just toilet cleaning. Frozen pollack is cheap and wild caught. Just don't fall for the fresh(-ly thawed) meme and you can have decent fish for cheap.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

That does not sound like a good marriage.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Idk man sounds like a pretty common solution. Ive seen like 30 anons say it worked for them

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Interesting, thanks for giving some personal insight on the matter

MPmaster
MPmaster

FUCK YES BRO, i hope this isnt pasta

good on you, i seriously want to shake your hand firmly and buy you a beer

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

can’t get a qt3.14 trap gf

WebTool
WebTool

I cook whatever we're having for dinner that night

unless it's her night to cook

sometimes we cook together

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Last thing I cooked for my GF was potato chowder (made with pureed roasted rudabaga and parsnip) and seared marinated king oyster mushroom medallions with a side of buttered pasta

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Nojokur
Nojokur

that dish looks faggy af

Supergrass
Supergrass

This picture kek. I hope the kid is about to start popping off some moves

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Looks like a nice meal desu

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

faget

first time I bring her over for dinner: pan fried ny strip steak on my cast iron, finished with rosemary and butter. establish dominance.
second time she comes over, usually 3rd or 4th date: chicken green curry from scratch with jasmine rice.
I have never not gotten laid on green curry night.

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

there is way too much /r9k/ and /pol/ shit happening in this thread, cant you fags stay in your containment boards?

5mileys
5mileys

kek

I decided after careful consideration and a lot of R&D.

likme
likme

stale post

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Newfags

RumChicken
RumChicken

Welcome to Veeky Forums.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Fuck your "secret club" faggot.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Fuck off roastie. We’re here, we’re queer, get use to it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Cheeseboards and complex salads are a bullseye every time. My girlfriend eats whatever so I just experiment and she tells me if she likes it or not. Our tastes are similar.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

When the guy you were dancing with turns out to be a bi-slut and leaves with them

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Do you watch while your gf fucks black dudes?

WebTool
WebTool

Bechamel mac and cheese with pinot for littles
Steak Poivre for thots and basic bitches (its the alcohol fireball)
Coconut Curry for vegetarians and vegans
Pork belly ramen for weebs, pork cutlet bowl for full fujoshi. Marinated egg is the keystone
Pulled pork with my homemade sauce and rub for everyone else
Being told my cooking is good feels 1000x better than anything they could do to my dick.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

i don't have any lady friends
actually i don't have any friends

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You need to cook for people with better dick skills.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

lady friends

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King_Martha
King_Martha

do you cry at night?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Last thing I made her was a reuben. Been eating the leftovers for the last 3 days, glad she hasn't been around.

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Snarelure
Snarelure

Found the cuck!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I just like cooking man, sex isnt even a part of it u less it ends up going that way. Though I did notice men give better head than women after a couple years

TechHater
TechHater

Based.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

This is true.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You definitely do.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

uh, that's gay my friend

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

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Methnerd
Methnerd

Making her a portion of spaghetti and sleepy sauce.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

To this day I dont understand the mechanics in someones mind that go from "Wow, this tastes great" to "Damn, I could really go for some dick." I just wanted to cook good food and share it with friend, sometimes it turned into casual, disappointing sex.

Is it really gay to get your dick sucked?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Is it really gay to get your dick sucked?
Only if it's a guy or a tranny doing the sucking.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

idk man, stubble tickles in some pretty great ways

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I agree, but it's still gay.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Ive seen like 30 anons say it worked for them
Subtle kek.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Anything with a fuck ton of carbohydrates. Women are basically the tendies gender

Supergrass
Supergrass

What are littles

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Last one was: Thick cut pork chops with apricot perverses on top, side of redskin mash and asparagus. Girls are easy to impress

farquit
farquit

Girls who want their bf to also be a father figure. Its a fetishist relationship built entirely on daddy issues

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Getting your dick sucked by a tranny or trap is not gay

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

stale pasta

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Soft_member
Soft_member

this/thread

viagrandad
viagrandad

lmao what a soyboi

5mileys
5mileys

always go for really simple dishes.
people enjoy what they know and you can't fuck it up.
if you really must serve your experiments as a fancy side dish.

Bidwell
Bidwell

gay or not. it is pure faggotry.

massdebater
massdebater

Nothing

Emberburn
Emberburn

o7 salute my redpilled bro ! We'll win the war

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

awful plating, weird sides. Why serve pasta instead of bread?

King_Martha
King_Martha

how do you keep from shitting mid sex

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Why would you want to AVOID shitting mid-sex?

whereismyname
whereismyname

there are a lot of women on ck mate

askme
askme

Im like 90% sure I've heard this story before

Snarelure
Snarelure

I get fast food and disguise it as my own cooking.

RavySnake
RavySnake

I mean that would make sense they have one so they know what to do with it to optimize

StonedTime
StonedTime

ck
calvin klein?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

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JunkTop
JunkTop

When I had a girl I literally boiled some brown rice, and scrambled eggs, and she fucking loved it. I'm not a skilled cook either. I think she was really infatuated with me.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

This makes me really sad. I wonder if he shat himself or something.

viagrandad
viagrandad

its another "r/thedonald thinks he belongs here" episode

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I legit thought i was looking at vomit on pavement for a second.

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Grilled Cheese or Peanut Butter and Jelly

askme
askme

She's vegan so I made vegan food, that's why no meat

She said she liked pasta more so I made pasta

Another time I made some lamb style seitan roast for thanksgiving, pic related

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Bet she'd eat a big black dick though, whiteboi.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

After roasting

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

In a gyro with some tzatziki made with strained homemade soy yogurt

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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I also made a batch with soy curls and some thicker tzatziki, but she didn't like it as much

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Burnblaze
Burnblaze

The only person in this thread more certainly white than me is you

RumChicken
RumChicken

Absolutely disgusting. Get your queer shit off this board and back to >>/r/cuckold/ where you belong

TechHater
TechHater

you realize you are on the "food and cooking" board right? maybe people here enjoy cooking food. it is a thing.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

K

Pic is some deep fried popcorn cauliflower with sweet and sour sauce

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FastChef
FastChef

t.roastie

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Right? I just spent an hour with my gf making dinner: slicing, salting, and squeezing cabbage and other veggies for cole slaw, making refried beans for burritos, and drinking mimosas at night because they taste good. It was fun and now I'm full, leave it to r/incel to spill out into Veeky Forums and try to edgelord their way into relevance.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Miso seasoned jackfruit ceviche with corn tortilla chips?

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Dreamworx
Dreamworx

i'm so very sorry you have been brainwashed by crazies.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Brainwashed into liking roasted cauliflower and asparagus?

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

because they taste good
That's what your gf says about giving her bull blowjobs while you're cooking.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

She does cook for me too. Pic related,she mademe bean chili and cornbread and breaded tomatillo

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

This user will post pics of his scrumptious creations to help every cuckold cater to the needs of his wife and her extra-marital lover. Never again will you disappoint the team!

farquit
farquit

jesus christ. who made you hate food?

w8t4u
w8t4u

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askme
askme

soy yogurt
soy curls
hair sticking out of the tatziki

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

/trash/

Snarelure
Snarelure

I don’t cook, that job is for women only.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

StonedTime
StonedTime

No gf but,
Cook rice with parsley and bacon, with churrasco with chimichurri and steamed broccoli for sister since her husband and kids visited me
I start eating
They take their smartphones, take a picture and post on some social media
Okay...
Serve dessert, breadfruit flan
Yet again, they pull their phones out and repeat the same uneducated filth on my table

Just eat you dumb whore. There's nothing that irritate me than the click clickly click of a phone while enjoying a meal.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

based wife beating copypasta

King_Martha
King_Martha

get a load of this fucking faggot

Playboyize
Playboyize

My last gf was just dog shit at cooking and wouldn't take any form of advice in the kitchen. I love cooking so i did it. It's completely unrelated to me breaking up with her later on i promise.

Techpill
Techpill

Cum cooking for tinder dates as a fetish is going to harm the dating scene more than bugchasing did for gay shit

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

used to have a female house mate. if I cooked and had extra I would offer her some. I stopped after the third time she didn't say thank you and she wouldn't she started eating before I said grace. I just ate twice the amount. fuck that shit

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It really is, dude.

girlDog
girlDog

Why? Just because they have a dick doesn't mean you have to touch or even see it.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

it's not gay if you don't touch their dick
Why is it so necessary for it not to be gay? Just go with it.

Methshot
Methshot

That's offensive. Transexuality is all about the absolute importance of categorization.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I don't get it, but a guy sucking your dick is gay.

Try it, it's not bad.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Why would she leave? That's just banter

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

My girlfriend cannot cook for shit, pretty good baker though.

Luckily for me she likes to do all the cleaning and I like to cook, so I cook every night, unless we go out.
I make her all kinds of dishes. Usually pasta or something quick in the week unless I finish work early and can put a bit more time into it.

Pic related was last meal I made us. Found some quince in a grocery store so started fucking about making quince and red wine reduction.

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JunkTop
JunkTop

thanks for the 4k photo of a diced turd.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Yeah, wasn’t aesthetic. Tasted good though

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

It’s a compliment gramps, relax

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

If she compliments my dick I'm kicking her out.

idontknow
idontknow

WHERE DA MEAT AT SOYBOI!?!?!?!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Traps are guys
I have seen enough anime to know this is a lie

whereismyname
whereismyname

A trap sucking your dick is gay.

Try it, it's not bad.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Gay is not bad
Yes it is, that is why traps exist in the first place

takes2long
takes2long

pasta and it aint cabonara

idontknow
idontknow

6 years married
no kids
Has the soy made you not want kids, or unable to have them?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Isee you have been to Guam.

whereismyname
whereismyname

maybe you are the problem?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

there are a lot of women in a website where you cant take a picture of your tits and get a thousand likes
there are some very ugly and fat women here

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

my dad used to cook at home while my mom couldnt boil water
if im ever married (which will probably never happen) im the one coocking, fuck letting someone else decide what im eating every nght, fuck settlung for thei inferior food or taste

Spamalot
Spamalot

Ignore the cuckposters, they are so lonely and can only get off on the idea of a big black man fucking their imaginary GF because thats the closest theyll ever get to getting laid.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Was waiting for this.

MPmaster
MPmaster

a grenade

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

That's gay, too.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I just put a warm towel on my dick and yell "i heated up the dinner, come choke on it"

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I'm dating 2 girls right now. This is not me bragging, truthfully I'm so far in the closet, at my age it's just sad. I have something of a reputation, but if I come out of would likely ruin my life.

Generally speaking white wine reductions, a touch of butter, heavy cream and a strong herb over some noodles and some steamed vegitables impress the hell out of people despite being absurdly simple.

Fried pork chops and Mac n cheese are probably the easiest and most straightforward think I can make that is usually a crowd pleaser.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Hands aren't girls unless you are a girl.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

you sound insufferable

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Italian

Hoes always love Italian

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

/pol/ is that way kid. Take your cancerous shitposting with you, you fucking racemixer

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I cook them up some stiff weiner

Skullbone
Skullbone

a shitposter who contributes nothing to the thread thinks his opinion matters

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Evilember
Evilember

filtered

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I want a girlfriend

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

lady friends
hahah y-you t-too.. !

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

gets up at 5AM
pathetic. I get up at 1:15AM

Soft_member
Soft_member

Shrimp scampi.

Flameblow
Flameblow

The world is overpopulated, bro. We have to leave procreation to the coloreds or our growth will be unsustainable.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Cantonese food, they love it every time.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Are those glasses half full or half emty?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

charcuterie board

Only problem is that you smell like ass after eating it. Fermented meats and cheese don't make for good breath.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Legit this to an extent. My gf can cook but she always cooks super heavy food since that what her family always made. We eat it and then get tired and I don’t get to smash. When I cook it’s usually light so nobody has to take a fat shit while I’m trying to get it in

Evilember
Evilember

it's actually because of the niggers that we're overpopulated.
If you'd nuke Africa and India (Israel too), the planet would be fine. Homeostasis is a thing, it's not the West's fault that subs can't into contraception

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What kind of fruit?

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cum2soon
cum2soon

and these /pol/ types wonder how we all know they're neckbeards

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

/thread

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Bidwell
Bidwell

Nice

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

post moar cats eating spaghetti

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Evilember
Evilember

I don't think I've ever actually read all that before now. Made me cry a little.

RumChicken
RumChicken

This made me laugh really hard. Fantastic imagery.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

A huge pot of black bean stew, bitch will even get frozen leftovers
That is if the fucking unappreciative cunt complents the food and looks me in the eye went I cum

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

t.butt-blasted nu-male

SniperGod
SniperGod

That kid is probably a mothafuckin', cop killin' gangster with a dick that moves like Johnny Sins, a voice like bacon frying in butter, and dance moves that could reassemble MJ's molecules into living matter.
Dude, fags have hated women for the longest time. I mean... they do steal a LOT of men after all.

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

unironically being gay
neck yourself sodomite

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I'm surprised it took this long for someone to post this

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

this. why the fuck do people even do this shit? like
hey let's get Mexican food to be the gassiest possible so we can shit and fart all over each other during coitus

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I'd let you suck me off user, your secret is safe with me

farquit
farquit

huh?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

huh? u little faggot say huh again

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

depends on their race

Emberfire
Emberfire

You do this because you get home earlier, does she ever cook?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Your supposed to provide the food, not prepare it. How can someone be so deep in the male stereotype of protect and provide, but then cuck themselves into cooking

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I would never be in a situation where this question needs an answer, so I'll probably just serve my brains on the wall to be quite honest with you desu ne baka senpai please end my life

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Katsu-don.

Bitches love Katsu-don.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

the size of that forehead under the hair is troublesome

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

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happy_sad
happy_sad

She looks like a cunt

takes2long
takes2long

i never feed women during dates, because later we are going to buttfuck. i guarantee it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

nothing, they can support themselves.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Nothing like sticking it in her ass and removing a piece of tomato skin from the dick-head after.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Boudin aux pommes.
not even actually bi, just pretending to get the bachelorettes like a basic party lesbian.

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haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Virgin
Virgin
Gayboy
This guy gets it

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

meatballs

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

No you're queer, the rest of us are normal.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Haha this is some meta as fuck bait, it simply can't be real. Well done

SniperGod
SniperGod

Did he shoot up the disco afterwards?

massdebater
massdebater

hate fags
hate women
stop hating fags that hate women instinctively
I just choose the lesser of two evils.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I am the beta provider
Yes, that's what we are trying to tell you, you're a cuck.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Oysters

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'm a man and I cringed really hard. I can't help but imagine a flapjack roastie have a heart attack from so much laughter after reading that shit.

Firespawn
Firespawn

This is some serious autism.
Please consider Veeky Forums is a cooking enthusiasts board, and that there's more than 1 task in a married relationship.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

R&D
Rumps and dicks?

eGremlin
eGremlin

I cried reading this, but didn't bat an eye while someone posted a webm or someone smashing a guys head with a slegdehammer and the victim engaging in a decerebrate pose that implied fatal brain damage.

What is exactly wrong with me?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

made some lemon/garlic/butter/white wine sause with vennel spaghetti for a group of ex roommate girls. They liked it. I highly recommend brining (preserving) lemons. Perfect for summery dishes to use instead of salt.

youtube.com/watch?v=TFPDxU2SJww

King_Martha
King_Martha

on the first date I had with my wife, I made crepes stuffed with chicken and asparagus with a lemon cream sauce.

askme
askme

nonwhites aren't fully human, so its only natural seeing these things didn't elicit an empathetic response.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Bet your grouchy cause mommy wont make you food any more and you're hungry

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

What's the point of cooking if you have one of these in your city?

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King_Martha
King_Martha

Did you fuck her on the first date too?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

cook for gf
she tells me that I suck at cooking
doesn't let me cook anymore
does all of the cooking now

my feelings were hurt but her doing all of the work is sort of nice as well

idontknow
idontknow

Tika masala
Easy as piss to make, yet still somehow impresses everybody. It is appropriate for even the most plebeian of palates, yet "exotic" (despite being more british than indian food).
Works every time.

idontknow
idontknow

Not gay, balls aren't touching.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I have good luck with chicken katsu and homemade pickles.

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SniperGod
SniperGod

dat qt with her arms folded

eGremlin
eGremlin

Am I the only one who sees the benis?

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Illusionz
Illusionz

Literally junior high kids, you sicko

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

that's her hand

Illusionz
Illusionz

voted for trump
isn't a virgin
only had 3-5 sexual experiences that were extremely awkward
27-35
MGTOW
Previous mentioned pathetic encounters with women were years ago and she was 15 drinks in

kys faggot

also, wears polos with horizontal stripes

w8t4u
w8t4u

you are turning gay. better jump off a very tall building.

askme
askme

Well I've only cooked for three women in my whole life I'm currently 30 years old

The first woman I cook for was a girlfriend she was not too picky with her food so I just cooked her chicken fajitas with onion pepper and some spices

The second girl was some friend of mine I met online and circumstances had it that she moved to the same City as me so we met up and I cooked her salmon with new potatoes and sweetcorn

The third woman I cook for was just my neighbour and I gave her steak medium rate of course and some nice cut chips with an egg

likme
likme

t. Will never be loved

SniperWish
SniperWish

t. hambeast

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

huh

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