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HOW DOES HE GET OUT OF THERE WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS

How

what even is this dish? seems like too much sauce

It looks like it's at least 90% grease.

does he have to stay in there until he sells all the eggs

SOMEONE POST THE VIRGIN VS CHAD EGGMAN

wrong filename retard

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How get out no break egg?

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Gross. Burgers should be fully cooked.

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why did he eat the eggs?

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>Gross.
It's Jack. What did you expect..?

oh boy another 300 reply thread with the same 45 webms posted every other thread
fuck all of you

neck yourself retard

Looks like a meme-d up pan pizza.

>grilled cheese martini
>contains no vermouth
This iisn't even a grilled cheese vodka martini, t's just grilled cheese vodka.

Guess I'm unaware

still gross

DOES IT MATTER?

Legit looks like shit and I would not even eat it, fucking retard cook.

Have to agree with you. it's bound to be overcooked. Plus there's way too much bbq sauce.

why not just drink high fructose barbecue sauce straight from the bottle at that point pig disgusting amerifat

Gotta keep up appearances.

Is that chive on top of there? Seriously what is even the point its been fucking destroyed with bbq sauce. I love bbq sauce as much as the next guy but you aren't going to taste any finesse in that dish.

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How

Egg?

your mom posted this

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Has nobody ever teached her how to cut or why does she use so much pressure?

>catched

>teached
>her
>or why
All of Jack's knives are dull as shit.

>cold cheese
>red burger separating from the damp seared part
>crushing while cutting
bait

wish a tomato/basil base it's more like a shitty bloody mary

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How is he able to perfectly time the flip without burning the eggs or the bread?

HOW

How do they wiggle their tongue without breaking the eggs?

>AN ENTIRE BOX OF SUGAR

>allowing someone with finger tattoos or tattoo arm sleeves to touch your food

Not even once.

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>MAX FILL
kek

Is egg fort the jack of 2018 webm thread?

how do the eggs break without him getting out of there?

it's not bait
youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ
you can fast forward to the 11' 7" mark

Egg man precedes jack, retard. The "how does he get out" shit likely proceeds jack, too, it just didn't become a thing with newfags until just now.

that looks like shit

This whole channel is bait

nothing gets past you does it sherlock

faggot

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It's not sauce, it's chocolate syrup.

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Holy shit I actually need this. Fucking room niggers

instead of using a cage of passive aggression, beat them up thoroughly every time they take food from you and

This is getting worse than Sneed

Underage phone users forcing memes like they are a nuclear weapon

Fuck off back to t/v/eddit

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Make OC then faggot

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IT'S AUSTRALIAN RETARD!

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Nah jackposts were the eggman of last year I think Amy's home kitchen is next desu

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Tonight on TLC: Monkey in the Kitchen

There was a story on fatpeoplehate about a girl who had a coworker that would constantly steal other people's food from the break room. She wanted to fuck with the piggy, so she bought one of these and filled with cupcakes but didn't show it to anyone. Instead she announced in front of piggy that she had brought cupcakes for a party afterwork and that she was keeping them in the break room. Eventually a whole lot of noise started coming from the break room and piggy stormed out pissed off. It's a great way to fuck with food thieves.

I would've pressed the cupcakes through the grid with a stick and eaten my fill just to fuck back

you're so fucking new it hurts
kill yourself

Kek I don't remember what kind of damage was done to the cupcakes, but it was to shame the fat fuck in front of the entire office.

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Been here for years and I'm probably not leaving anytime soon
Jack postings was dominating this board before that webm was even made though so idk what the fuck your on about the how does he get out shit is fairly new but it will pass like all forced memes eventually do

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it completely abandoned the infused vodka shit. haha

MOM nobody buys eggs from meee

D I S G U S T I N G T O N G U E

no it didn't, the grilled cheese slices they garnished with were infused

jacks been here for years retard, what are you even talking about

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Post more anime cooking.

who is this qt?

You should really check out, "Shokugeki no Sōma".

When we was the only thing the webm threads were posting

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looks like me and ur mom last nite

This is my favorite jack webm. It's so raw.

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burger goes on the plate, plate goes on the cutting board

>ywn be this happy

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some juicee new jack material, will add it to my folder

Jesus fuck how horrifying. This should be illegal.

Absolutely obscene.

B I G B O I B I T E S

amerifats absolutely LOVE smothering things in disgusting artificial syrup sauces, and throwing together a bunch of different ingredients that dont work together and then baking/deep frying it

disgusting

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Reported

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Reminds me of pic related

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non-american here what the fuck does pumpkin spice even taste like and why are thots so into it?

tastes like pumpkin

Someone please post the disgusting street food shit with the doritos and ramen

It's trendy

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what, they don't have pumpkins in the shit parts of Earth...?