Why do you pretend to enjoy seaturks?

DeathDog
DeathDog

haha yeah bro I too love seafood

Why do you pretend to enjoy seaturks?

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

2018
not eating turks

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

cuz theyre whiter than you, Uzdym

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

to prove im not jewish

SniperGod
SniperGod

But I like to eat Turks.

tfw roach blew load in my mouth.
tasted like hummus.

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Bidwell
Bidwell

When I look at her I sense evil. And not the sexy kind.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

dem crazy eyes
Avoid avoid

Emberfire
Emberfire

Because I'm not a squeemish Jew

WebTool
WebTool

it's mostly narcissism that you're sensing.

whereismyname
whereismyname

oh dear god who is this semen demon ?

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

She fucks blacks tho

Nojokur
Nojokur

Yes, and? Not everyone is an insecure /pol/tard

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

muhh /pol/ boogeyman

Never been to /pol/ m8. But stay obsessed.

iluvmen
iluvmen

he looks so happy guys :)

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

lying
Next time try not to make it so damn obvious you're from /pol/

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

not liking blacked sloppy seconds makes you a /pol/tard

Methnerd
Methnerd

that manface
fhat larping
jesus christ

TreeEater
TreeEater

I've had scorpions before and they taste similar to shrimp
Pretty good honestly

Booteefool
Booteefool

same family

Nope, not even close

Kingdom
Both are of the kingdom Animalia
Phylum
Both are Arthropoda

Class
Shrimp are Crustacea Malacostraca, Cockroaches are Insecta
Order
Shimp are Decapoda, cockroaches are Blattodea
Family
And finally families, cockroaches and shrimp have a half dozen+ each, so i wont bother listing them.

The point is, they're nowhere near the same family.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Thank you, phylogeny-kun. I think this world would be a better place if people had a basic understanding of biology.

Nojokur
Nojokur

youtube.com/watch?v=WaDL6eLMryY

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Shrimp is good. Will eat it everyday if it wasn't packes with cholesterol.

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JunkTop
JunkTop

Ken, Please Come Over For Gay Sex

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

cholesterol

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

did you know women absorb the dna from the semen of the men they have sex with?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Hasn't that only been shown in fruit flies?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Why do you care if i enjoy delicious waterbugs?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

who's this psycho and why do you keep posting her

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Op, are you Jewish, Muslim, or just a colossally autistic child who is literally incapable of understanding that other people have different tastes?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

The inside of a shrimp is firm white flesh. The inside of a cockroach is goo. Those two things don't even look similar you fucking retard

iluvmen
iluvmen

Fucking blink, goddamn.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

haha the other cuck got a bunch of replies when he posted this roastie so I will too even though it's not related to the thread at so all!

Inmate
Inmate

Whatchu think bout this wh*te boi

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Playboyize
Playboyize

fuck off you delusional nigger

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I have fallen in love.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

t. Doesn't live within two days ride of a body of water

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Jeez she is gorgeous

DeathDog
DeathDog

Tfw get released from prison to find Veeky Forums is shit

Inmate
Inmate

I would let her lick jam off my winky.

massdebater
massdebater

t. cuck

farquit
farquit

that's a picture of a scud. Scuds are freshwater, hardly seafood

Firespawn
Firespawn

It's in humans as well. Women absorb the DNA of every man that that gets cum inside of her. This DNA is stored inside the female and passed on to her offspring.

Anecdotally, take a look old pictures of fathers and sons. The son would be the bear splitting image of the father. Nowadays, women have multiple factors times the number of sexual partners wimen generally had back in the day. How many sons do you know that is the splitting image of their father?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Wonder if she keeps constant eye contact when she's blowing

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

This might just be one of the most retarded thing I've ever read.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

The truth is that when you take gelatinous bug guts and boil them, the result is very tasty

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

The progressive liberal orthodoxy, like christianity, will be rendered unsustainable by scientific discovery

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

uncooked shrimp innards are goo too. all shrimp get cooked before they get sold. you could steam cockroaches and sell them peeled as shrimp and no one would know the difference

SniperWish
SniperWish

How about you answer why you assumed insects taste awful. Did you try a feeder cricket covered in incredibly low-quality cheese powder at a novelty store once, and then assume all insects taste just as shitty?
Buy a dried emperor scorpion, OP. The claw meat is minescule but tastes like a steak and lobster fusion. Not a viable meal, but a good example - bugs can be delicious if not treated as a wacky novelty.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

drumftards deny scientific facts like climate change and transgenderism and now they wanna talk about science
These are hate facts and should be banned

askme
askme

Google it. Its called Chimerism.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Why won't you spend $12 trillion to
stop a problem that isn't actually a problem if it happens or support something that takes 20 years off of your life expectancy?
i'm not sure

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thousand cock stare

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

eating bugs will be normal in 100 years. Cows can't feed all the pajeets and dindus

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

cuck

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Transgenderism
Recognized by the DSM as mental illness
Liberals think that it's normal just everyday state of being
90% suicide rate even in accepting counties like Thailand
Yeah sure Trumptards are the ones denying science, btw WikiLeaks exposed climate change as a scam by a group of scientists to lie and get funding but I guess if the truth doesn't give with the agenda and social conditioning it isn't real

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Skullbone
Skullbone

That Lion Dog from FMA?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

not wanting second hand used goods from a man of africanamerican persuasion is being insecure
Found the cuckold hobbist.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Wow you are one messed up human being

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

/cgl/

w8t4u
w8t4u

Reminder that waterturk eating is cannibalism.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Lol are the articles even written by the same person?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

lol, the mentally ill disparaging others as deviant doesn't work outside your bubble wrapped echo chamber, hon.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Look transgender stuff can get complicated so I can tolerate you having a different opinion there, but if you seriously don't believe the science of global warming then you need to get your head checked.

girlDog
girlDog

transgenderesim
science
pick one faggot.

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