Why do millennials hate regular milk?

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Why do millennials hate regular milk?

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It's full of hormones.

This is a worthless graph. Different scales and even different measurements

Race mixing. Stomachs can't take it anymore.

Would be interested to see soy on their - all things considered with the world today.

It's pasturized to shit millennials like raw or low temp pasturized milk

I thought almond milk was a bunch of shitty flavored water until I tried one that actually left most of the almonds in instead of straining everything out. It was just almonds, water, and salt. Look at these fucking macros.

Unfortunately, it was also absurdly expensive and the store stopped carrying it after a while, probably because no one wanted to pay $6 for a 28oz bottle. I've tried making my own at home but they must be using some kind of industrial witchcraft to blend theirs so finely because I blend the shit out of mine and it's still not nearly as smooth.

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>(((alternative))) milk

because it goes good on (((alternative))) cereal

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that graph is extremely misleading

almond and soymilk sales have increase a fucking ton in the last years tho.

But it's also more easy to obtain said almond milk.
So there's that.

2012, Mayans were right.
End of the world as we knew it.

2012 is when SJWism became mainstream...
DAMN

Yeah, sadly unless you make it yourself it's going to be watered down.

one line charts sales
the other charts weight
they're two entirely different metrics and it's incredibly misleading, it's practically f*ke n*ws

making graphs with two different y-axes should be punishable by death

I hate charts like this more than I hate the gays.

Why do divorcees hate margarine?

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Yeah what the fuck

Milk is associated with toxic masculinity.
masculinity is out of fashion.

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There's no phytoestrogens in almond milk though

skim milk + aspartame is really good.

I also shake up some cocoa powder and water then add it to milk along with some vanilla extract and aspartame to make chocolate milk.

I'm not talking about the graphs. I'm just stating non cow milk sales have increased a fucking ton.

Almond extract is quite nice as well. Much tastier than any almond '''milk'''

>skim milk
>aspartame
We are reaching degeneracy levels previously thought impossible

Have you ever had Sahmyook soy milk? It's made by a Seventh-Day Adventist cult in South Korea, and it tastes very different from pretty much every other soy milk in a good way.

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dude the graph is straight shit lol

I'm lactose intolerant.

wait...you mean you don't drink whole, organic, 100% grass fed milk?

Millenials are gradually containing more lactose intolerant beings.

>Millenials are gradually containing more lactose intolerant beings.
Beings intolerant lactose more containing gradually are millennials.

>the "soy makes you feminine meme" for the 50,000th time today

>I've tried making my own at home but they must be using some kind of industrial witchcraft to blend theirs so finely because I blend the shit out of mine and it's still not nearly as smooth.

They probably mill the nuts first into a nut butter and only then blend it with water with a high shear mixer.

MM MM CANT GET ENOUGH OF THAT BEAST NIPPLE PUS

DONT LIKE IT? YOURE NOT WHITE OR TOO WHITE, WHICHEVER UPSETS YOU MORE

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It only works with a vitamix, and you have to soak or boil then skin the almonds first

Milk is literally for babies. There are few things that can tell you as much about a person as them drinking regular milk.

Milk has estrogen in it.

Eh more real milk for me then. Maybe the price will go down. Or up I guess to cover costs. Don't care.

Because the wife isn't cooking with real butter. Gotta get a divorce.

I can sort of afford it. Does it taste any different?

>Hmm maybe if I see this enough I should research it to see if it's true