ITT: people you didn't expect to be master level chefs

Who the fuck makes an egg sandwich with runny yolks? Fuckinf idiot

>go to mexican market because I'm poor
>buy el yucateco to make chili because I'm poor
Dude I know it's fucking insipid as hell but it works in staples.

>not getting tasty runny yolk in your bread
You're making it to easy to call you a retard.

I'm imagining how retarded a guy with downs would look trying to eat an egg sandwich and having it just leak and drip egg yolk EVERYWHERE because he was a dipshit and made it with literally half a dozen fucking eggs

You're too young to hang out here.

I don't like my yolk to be that runny. I always flip them for a few seconds so it's about half cooked through.

There's only 2 eggs on the sandwich you fucking walnut

I'm mexican and I never seen any other mexican use that kind of sauce.

Putting more than one egg on your sandwich doesn't have anything to do with how you like your yolk .
And i'm the one that has downs here.

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Those are so big yolks though. Where can I get these?

Looks like shit but I bet it tastes amazing

fork and knife if i were to take a guess.

from his yard did you not read the post

>Peasants with useless opinions

What the fuck does age have to do with egg preference?

If these were fully cooked Sunnyside up you'd see the top of the yolks would have a slightly opaque white over the top of them, so he's obvious cooking these uncovered and a lot of people like Sunnyside up eggs that way but you are guaranteed snotty whites on top.

what kind of sauce do you use then bitch

If I'm making an egg sandwich I prefer my eggs a little between over-easy and over-medium. Just enough that there's a shell of partially set yolk but with a runny center, enough to saturate the sandwich but not have it going everywhere.
Other than that the toppings, if not the particular brand of hotsauce, sounds great.

Woud be better if he did over easy and then put gouda on the eggs.

Maybe a hashbrown patty for the top bun?

it has everything to do with how much egg yolk comes gushing out of your slop-o-shit you dumb fucking downie
oops. even 2 is way too much when they're that runny though

7 raw eggs, SAUER KRAUT, fucking gouda, dry bread, and jalapenos? who the fuck knows where the mayonnaise is but that doesn't belong either
does absolutely not fucking look good, that's the joke
not a one of those things goes together

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They do if you are physically active and exercise both mind and body. Your brain is not only your mind, it controls a willful body vessel of indeterminate time.

>not a one of those things go together

Fuck off with your hotsauce gate keeping.

go to bed already, joe, i want to hear a sane person defend eggs and sauerkraut

Savory umami and sour pickled goodness?

Do your taste buds and sense of smell function?

Can Khabib really control Tony on the ground?

Homosexuals are often good cooks; just not in Joe Rogan's case.

>those eggs
>raw
>gouda doesn't go with eggs
>toast doesn't go with eggs
>jalapenos don't go with eggs
>mayo, something literally made with eggs, can't go with eggs
Get out. Go ask your mom for some tendies, or McDonalds or whatever and just get off this board. You know nothing of food.

Those eggs

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valentina?

yeah i said it and i meant it, pal
no, pickled jalapenos do not go with eggs.
mayonnaise does not go with eggs.
those two especially.
and also, yes, those eggs are pretty fucking snotty.

He has to sell them all before he is allowed to leave.

God dammit I hate this image so much! Those slimy eggs (all fucking SIX of them), the bread that looks barely toasted, all those other toppings that don't go together, and the fact that it's Joe Rogan. Jesus his farts must smell like Satan's own deodorant.

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You can only imagine what his chickens look like if that's the amount of effort he puts into cooking their eggs.

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those eggs are raw as fuck

Rogan is stupid, and with mental disability comes "retard strength"
Anybody with retard strength eats a lot of eggs. That's your answer.

>toast doesn't go with eggs
Says who

Wrong. You have a child's palette

Why the fuck is he overfilling that poor sandwich with eggs. He could easily use ½ of that to whip up a quick delicious omelette. Fuck! Apply yourself Joe!

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>Sour kraut

UNTERMENSCH

>Apply yourself Joe!

He did. It's the best he can do. Why do you think neckbeards love him so much? He's a completely average person who made himself look smart by surrounding himself with, and catering to, the morons and ignorants of the internet. It's like that dumpy chick who always makes sure to be photographed next to serious uggos and hambeasts so she seems hot.

His shits must be horrid. Also, doesn't seem to be seasoned, which no one in this thread has mentioned leading me to believe this board is utter shit.

trying too hard. surly king's is the quintessential egg sandwich.

>>>/leddit/

> jalanenos

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Never met someone autistic enough to put a dozen eggs on their sandwitch
and then be like Y DE EGG SO RUNNY
MAN PEPL WO EAT EGG SANWICH REAL STUPID!!!!

Wow you weren't kidding when you said you had Down's.

>people who eat like 6 eggs in one sitting

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you wish you ate as healthily as rogan.

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