Any tips on how to make amazing toast?

Any tips on how to make amazing toast?

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Step 1: Don't buy that bullshit square 99cents a loaf mass produced sugar laden substitute for bread thats in your picture.

Brush a little gasoline on the bread before putting them in the toaster.

Pre heat the toaster. Stick a meat thermometer in the toaster to get a temp reading. Once it reaches a stable temp then you can place the toast inside.

Bake own bread, apply fixins and fire to taste.

Put it in the oven instead, cut it thick.

Thanks, these are all amazing tips. Will try.

What does that do? Does it enhance the flavor? Is it like cooking with wine where the alcohol eventually evaporates out of it?

You could pre-butter and toast for 2 minutes or toast for 3 minutes and then spread with room temperature butter.

butter the bread before sticking it in the toaster

Butter the toaster first for a true rustic flavor.

Don't use a toaster. put the bread on a stick and hold it above a fire.

Put the toaster inside of the bread bag with the bread and then turn of the toaster.

Flame-roast it.

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get the bread hot

Am I the only one who prefers eating the bread untoasted?

only buy '100% WHOLE WHEAT BREAD' those are the only tags that are protected and mean something by law. Buy a toaster oven to toaste your bread, then slather a tablespoon of room temp butter all over every millimeter of toaste. done

Watch the Good Eats episode on toast.

yes

fuck off you dumb indian cunt, some fuckwit keeps setting the break room on fire at work doing this while he is in the dunny

Every morning i have 2 slices of toast, burn to fuck, dry with nothing on them, I also don't cut them. along with this, I have black coffee with 4 spoonfuls of instant coffee.

And i love it

>I also don't cut them
serious fucking badass here

Put bread in toaster then put toaster in microwave for two minutes

i hope my balls drop soon so i can be a badass like this user.

yep

No sugar left, the yeast ate it...

I think day old sourdough makes the best toast.

Only way to make toast:

Elevate toaster exactly 3 inched from counter. In a pinch use two by fours.

Coat toaster with unsalted butter.

Tie loose knot in electrical cord to slow down the electrons to the toaster (Don't skip this step.)

Use exactly one slice of bread per slot.

Let toast rest for exactly 63 seconds after it pops up before applying salted butter.

Enjoy perfect toast.

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avocado and aardvark sauce

My audiophile friend did most of that to his amplifier...

Get a nice load of bread, Slice it about an inch or so thick, brush both sides with oil, salt it, and then put it under a broiler until as brown as you like, then flip and do the same to the other side.

I make toast in my oven and it so much more delicious than pleb toaster toast.

6 Easy Steps for Perfect Toast

1. Preheat toaster in the oven at 120 degrees F for 5 minutes. Toaster should be set for darkest setting. Halfway through toasting, seting should be moved to one third darkest.
2. Refrigerate bread for at least 1 hour before toasting
3. Mix equal parts salted and unsalted butter together for spread, salt to taste
4. Once bread is in toaster, push lever down and cover the top of the toaster with a sheet of aluminum foil that has been perforated with a fork.
5. When toast "pops," remove and cover with aluminum foil tent and let rest for exactly 72 seconds before applying butter mixture.
6. Eat toast while looking at picture of Jessica Alba's butt (do not skip this step).

Enjoy!

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This is the best tip I've tried so far, it definitely provides great toast.

If you do not let the toaster preheat the bread, it will not be able to hold onto its yummy "toastiness."

Never put bread in a preheated toaster. It voids your warranty.

mhmm

>eating toast when tortillas exist
What is this world coming to?

While wearing these!

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>1. Preheat toaster in the oven at 120 degrees F for 5 minutes.
goddamit
im sorry
that did it
i cant any more...
please stop guys
your killing me...

How to make great toast:

1. Set toaster oven to lightest possible setting
2. Separate slices of Ezekiel bread so as to leave room for Jesus
3. Coat lightly with pre-melted salted butter, roughly 1tsp/slice
4. Whisper "It's time," to slices (do not skip this step)
5. Place slices in toaster oven for 20 minutes, or until not brown at all
6. Serve

It's that easy!

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Dont do this. It generates nerve gas

How do you untoast bread though

>3. Mix equal parts salted and unsalted butter together for spread, salt to taste
holy shit i'm crying laughing

depends on the bread
processed american sugar (((bread))) is only good toasted

Put a bunch of butter in a pan
add some chopped garlic and chili flakes
heat lightly for 5 min
add bread, heat to medium
2 minutes on a side or whatever looks good