First of all, I've seen this thread before...hrm. Why is that?
I've made this thread before, that's why.
This is a cookbook you're pumping for info to make?
No, there are countless such cookbooks online. I come here to talk with peope about things I like, in this case, cooking.
Are you a dept secretary?
I'm a teacher.
Are you codependent?
I have many traits of that, but I cook for others because I genuinely love cooking and I like to give things to others, so I just do what makes me happy to do without thinking of what others might say.
Is this actually your job to provide snacks?
It's not, but some coworkers said they'd happily pay for my foodly items.
If none of the above, and you're simply trying to impress your cooking prowess
I also need to train, and I can't possibly eat 50 croissants on my own.
I would feel free to bring in a tin of brownies or cookies, or homemade crackers (southern cheese biscuit).
I have never made cookies or brownies, so far, but I'm curious.
Another criterion I forgot to mention was that I can't really cook in the morning; everything I make needs to spend the night before consumption, and this changes how things taste quite a bit.
You have lots of ideas. I like that.
For context, I was raised in a cult and I don't know much about the real world.