ITT: Foods that fat westerners who eat sugar and drink soda all day think are "bland"

fuck off, /pol/ brainlet

to be fair, tofu in America is intentionally made bland. The tofu I had in japan and china was incredibly flavorful. But apparently whitey doesn't like the flavor.

Raw garlic tastes great with rice. I'm from shandong

This!

Mine in Hawai’i taste nothing like the ones people hand me from the supermarket when visiting the Mainland.

The flavors OK, I just don't care for the texture. Maybe it'd be different if I got them fresh.

baka 2bh familia

All leafy greens.

I once split a maple bacon donut with a fat friend who drinks soda constantly.
He said it was bland.
It was a fucking donut.

Soda, not even once.

This. If you think spinach is bitter, or that romaine lettuce has no taste, you have a problem.

I would describe spinach as bitter and metallic, though not in a disparaging way. It's hearty and satisfying.
Romaine and iceburg lettuce on the other hand, when they're really crisp and fresh, are straight up fruity sweet to me. That shit's honestly fucking delicious I could eat it for days. Pitty people who can't experience that.

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DESU American grown fruit is fucking disgusting and bland.

I've had both versions of dragon fruit after seeing them on this board years ago, and they are really fucking good, unfortunately they don't appeal to 95% of this board's mcdonalds palate.

>Never had wild raspberries from a northern midwest forest.

I liked this

Never had any that was good (it was tasteless to me, but not bad I suppose)

Love cucumber

Rice is tasteless to me

Spinach and romaine are good but iceberg is literally just water and crunch

never had it

Also, Gravy & Biscuits when made well is floury meaty fluffy mana, fight me

If that's salt then hell yeah. If it's sugar then that's gross.
Actually that seems like way too much for either.

I love that shit.
t. amerifat

>Putting that much salt on anything let alone a grapefruit.
Are you trying to die of heart disease? There are much more fun ways to do that than eating retarded amounts of salt.

Arugula is the best.

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>that peppery taste
Delicious. Spinach is great with tomatoes and mushrooms.

You still should know from context clues that it is sugar.
>amount
>torch
>how it's being applied

Ginger

desu tofu tastes like shit

>love cucumber
Of course you do you fag

Really you can’t tell the difference just by looking at the color and clingyness to tell it is in fact sugar... plus the torch implies that it’s going to be crusted...

You've never been to a farmer's market out in the boonies have you. Wild blueberries are to die for

Arugula tastes like it is rotting pepper to me. I like vegetables and such but the leafy greens like that, kale excluded, all taste like they are rotten or have gone bad.

>Rice is tasteless to me
You have to buy a good brand. Preferably harvested the same year or the year before it was sold.

Fresh rice from Thailand tastes and smells like edible flowers.

Just go to a better market.

nigga who doesn't like cucumbers?

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wow you really got him with that one user

left sucks right doesnt
will never understand people who can't eat tofu. it's delicious
i will eat it by itself but it makes other foods too watery
coconut rice is better
i hate people who wont eat a fucking piece of spinach
citrus is the worst genus objectively
do people actually hate ginger? how

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Bro that milk is out of date.

Stay in your containment city, faggot

Most people don't know you're supposed to rinse rice for the same reason you skim fat off stew. The starch coats your tongue, and you cannot taste anything besides that. Also they use shitty long grain rice, instead of jasmine or basmati

Based German Soy Poster

Alnatura is best brand

Do they think if we see their tongue tonsils we'll forget that they don't have a dick or testes? I mean, what the fuck?

I find this the opposite. It's obscenely strong and I hate the taste. It resides if I take it out of a sandwich too. Horrid.

Seltzer. I love unsweetened flavored seltzer but most people add sweeteners to it.

fuck off

>too lazy to go outside of bigbrandmart for food

kys

Fuck off kid. You're just sad. Go cry a bit more.

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I'd eat it if it weren't for that god awful texture
Nothing worse than finding those fuckers in my egg noodle soup, fucking disgusting slimy shits

This, such emotional language, you clearly eat a lot of soy

I find cucumber overpowers everything

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You actually have nice teeth. Gud 4 u

FUCK DONLA BLUMP AN FUCK WIPIPPO

Yeah.
Nobody can beat the cucumber.
Not the cucumber.

So this thread is basically peoplets that are mad they cant handle spicy food trying to make tasteless foods the desirable thing?

Ha.