What are the best and worst tanks of WWII in each of these categories?

oh geez, here we go

Camel vs Tank

>Japanese
You mean Italian
Japs had some good designs for the task that they were made for (infantry support). You're not going to have any big tank vs tank battles in South East Asian jungle.
Italian tanks on the other hand were useless in all roles and were being made fun of by both the Axis and Allied soldiers.

>Italian tanks on the other hand were useless in all roles and were being made fun of by both the Axis and Allied soldiers.

Daily reminder Rommel was never supposed to leave Europe and the Afrika Korps was never even supposed to fucking exist but they had to intervene because Italy can't do ONE FUCKING THING RIGHT

>Japs had some good designs

I met an Afrika Korps member back in the 80's.
He told me that Italian units would ask to borrow German tanks for their individual operations (patrols, etc.)

Some tanks were totally useless like a super heavy T-35 or Char 2C

Some were shitty like Most tanks were atleast decent or useful is a more proper term. The allied medium tanks T-34/Sherman/Cromwell were all excellent as well as the German Panther and Panzer IV.

>you will never make a stunning jungle flanking maneuver and surround arrogant british imperialists

just kill me now

Your post is pretty good, although technically, a Stug isn't a tank, it's a self propelled gun.

camel
>cute
>can eat it in an emergency
>can cut it open and crawl inside it for warmth in an emergency
>icebreaker with ladies
>runs on water

tank
>made of useless inedible metal
>runs on volatile gasoline
>ladies are turned off by an autist in a tank
>has no face and is thus repellent
>will cook you alive if penetrated by gunfire

how can tanks even compete?