how to replicate the taste of human breast milk?
How to replicate the taste of human breast milk?
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My wife loved when I sucked on her tits when she was lactating. I probably drank as much breast milk as our son did. Wasn’t really my thing, but she liked it so whatever. Skim milk with a little added sugar would probably be a close replication.
Whatever it is, I don’t like it.
My wife loved when I sucked on her tits when she was lactating
Fuck you are lucky dude
My mother was a certified "lactation consultant" (yes, there's such a thing).
I helped her study for her certification exam.
Breast milk flavor, texture/consistency, smell, and even color are all heavily dependent on the woman's diet.
If you eat a lot of broccoli for example, your breast milk will smell and taste slightly like broccoli and will have a green tint to it.
The nutritional value is also heavily impacted, which is why women are urged to have healthy, diverse diets during pregnancy and when breastfeeding.
My wife wasn’t turned on by breastfeeding our son. She was turned on by breastfeeding me.
not breastfeeding with your son so the wife doesnt have one tit fuller than the other
this is simple math, user
Two options: First, get her pregnant and start a family. This is expensive and your gf may not want to have a kid
Second option: TEMS machine and regular suckling and fondling. If you can electrically stimulate the tit correctly, and kiss+fondle it in the morning and evenings, you should get results after a few months
Just remember to talk to your GF about this. If she doesn't wanna do it, call it off and get your milk somewhere else
Or just a hormone regime to simulate postnatal physiognomy.
You can induce lactation in men this way, too, so not even perpetually single men have to miss out on the sweet taste of fresh breast milk.
I tried breast milk when offered by my baby mama. It was similar in taste and texture to skim milk.
So just buy skim milk, you fucking weirdos.
how to replicate the taste of human breast milk?
Closest thing I've had is: slightly warm homogenized milk with cream and brown sugar.
Take milk....Remove sugar, add salt, Heat.
Wala
I've drank my sisters breast milk twice on accident
Human milk has more lactose and inositol and less sodium and therefore should be sweeter and less salty. You probably tasted sweat.
I'd probably say that would be closer than skim milk, but that just be diet. My wife tastes just like condensed milk.
tfw my wife overproduced milk like crazy when our son was first born
hated having to pump her super engorged E cups constantly the first month or so after our son was born
would let me lay in her lap and drink her dry while she jerked me off late at night every night
tfw it's been almost two years since she stopped breast feeding but her right for still produces a bit for me
Wew lad I love tit milk.
would let me lay in her lap and drink her dry while she jerked me off late at night every night
boner.exe
I drank unlabeled milk out of the fridge, No real story.
Well this had to be at least 50% sweat, It was salty and watery. Tasted salty
why else would there be unlabeled milk in your fridge?
be honest you were curious the first time
Cue napoleon dynamite scene. "the defect in this milk is bleach." "the defect in this milk is the cow ate wild onions."