What's the longest you'll wait for a pizza before you call the place and complain?

The amount of time they told me it would take.

It's funny, as a kid in the 90s I remember pizzas taking like an hour or to an hour and a half to show up from any pizza place, but now it seems like it always shows up in about 20 to 45 minutes. Does anyone else notice this?

nigga domino's sells pizzas for $5 now
and for every 5 orders over $10 you make you get another free pizza

>a fake engineer
??????

Why not just ask the server? Why the fuck would you call a restaurant you're already sitting at having drinks?

I grew up in Hawaii in the 90's on one side of the island and the only pizza places that delivered were crappy chain restaurants on the other, more populated side of the island. Then again, I grew up in Hawaii and am white, so my mom didn't have a job and would go get take-out from a couple places better than any chain.

I do remember this to be the case. Not sure what sorts of Taylorism are at play there but one advantage drivers have nowadays is digital maps and directions. You don't have to memorize how the fucks to get through every corner of every ghetto.

hour and a half
which is about double the average time it takes to get here
I think that's fair

I always wait about 20 mins after the deadline. If I ordered at 4:00 was told itd be here at 4:30 to 4:45 and it got delivered at 5:30, id bitch about it. If it takes more than double the time estimate id be very unhappy. This is why I only get take out, or order from Papa John's. They legit have not fucked me over yet. Every time I get a prompt delivery I raise the tip a dollar. Theyre at 9 dollars now.

Ayyy I live in Hawaii right now and am white, in honolulu. Pizza delivery is pretty fast here and I live in a very densely populated part of honolulu.

This seems plausible. Thank God for cell phones!

Does this even deserve a response? I think it deserves some kind of reprimanding...

For delivery or just at the place? If you're sitting there for more than 20 minutes you can say something. Otherwise shut the fuck up.

Geomatics engineer. Anyone who knows about engineering knows that 95% of us aren’t real engineers. Some of us are actual engineers, myself included, because sometimes what the client gives us to build is a pile of shit that won’t work, and we know it won’t work, and we explain why it won’t work, but very few of us have the ability to redesign something to make it work. I can redesign things to a point, but I’m not a machinist. Sometimes I can only explain what will work and send it to the drafters, but lots of times (with client and boss approval) I can redesign things on the fly to give the client what they want.

You wouldn’t believe how many “engineers” with zero field experience can’t actually do their job...

>earning good money and then paying rent

Cuck.

>tipping 9 dollars to a delivery driver for a one person meal

KEK
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I don’t pay rent. I have a mortgage. I was just making a suggestion for him because if he’s a developer and a shut-in it’s kind of assumed he rents in some expensive urban area.

I always pick up my pizza. It's easy mode because my local place is blocks away from me and I like the staff, so even if I'm trashed and can't drive I can just walk over. The only delivery I every really order is Chinese.

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>call the police and complain

I try not to complain because it's a bad idea to piss off the people handling your food. Had a cousin who worked at a pizza place before, and he told me a lot of horror stories.

Do you not need 7 years of schooling to be able to call yourself a proper engineer in burgerland?

Does biting a nigger cure their melanin disease instantly by transferring white bacteria into them?

Reminds me of that article where some black """""woman""""" called the police because McDonalds was out of chicken nuggets.

>really fuckin’ busy
>doing fake engineering
Tell me more

I prefer to order takeout, get there and back before the driver would have arrived, and not have to pay a delivery fee or tip

How much do these escorts cost and have you ever paid for two at the same time?

Also to keep it food related, what was your favourite meal when traveling?

>I love traveling to dirt poor countries and spending money on girls and then fucking them
At least I still hold some ethical backbone and moral baseline. How do you even live with yourself?

>At least I still hold some ethical backbone and moral baseline. How do you even live with yourself?

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What am I supposed to take from this? It's edgy and pathetic not to exploit the disadvantaged?

Bro, I don't know how the fuck you find these things.

>give gifts to someone
>have sex with them
admit it if someone "exploited" you like this you'd be ecstatic

voluntary exchange between two adults is not exploitation, kys fag

It’s different for different types of engineering degrees. I think you can become a proper engineer in 4 years if you go to the right school for it. It depends on the course you take. I was a poorfag who had to pay for everything myself, so I chose my school accordingly.
It’s geomatics engineering. Like I said, most engineers don’t consider geomatics a real engineering degree, and most geomatics engineers don’t engineer anything. But we are field workers, and we often work the most hours out of any type of engineer.
I never paid for sex when traveling. I just take them anywhere they want to go for dinner or entertainment, and pay for everything. They almost always want to come back to my place at the end of the night and fuck. Never had two girls at once.
I never forced or coerced anyone to do anything they didn’t want to do. Also I didn’t take advantage of them. Never got them drunk, and they were always happy and smiling in the morning. I made it very clear with every girl before taking them on a date that I’m not looking for a relationship.

Just because girls don’t want to fuck you doesn’t mean girls don’t like sex.

Delivery estimate + 10 minutes

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>How do you even afford to order pizza being a neet shut-in?
They don't. It's just a meme. Otherwise mommy orders and pays for it and they sit there like a good little bitch. Or they're 16 which is basically the same thing.
>At least I still hold some ethical backbone and moral baseline.
Lmao.