Garden snails

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Just got a bunch of snails from the garden.Frying up as we speak. Garden to pan, talk about fresh. First snails of the year too. Any of you top lads have any tips/recipes for me to use next time?

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washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2018/03/08/a-young-rugby-player-ate-a-slug-on-a-mates-dare-now-hes-paralyzed/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helix_pomatia

Bidwell
Bidwell

...
you're supposed to feed them nothing but water for a few days so they clean out their digestive tracts
enjoy your snail shit

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I hope this thread is bait, but just in case somebody really is this stupid you need to clean snails before you fry them.

Feed them carrots or something for a few days until they start pooping orange so you'll know they aren't full of bird shit or whatever.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

First I have heard of this. I wouldn't worry through, I live in a nice part of town. Basically in the country. I am reducing my wine sauce for the snails as we speak.

Evilember
Evilember

ok bon appetit as they say

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Thanks. They are some big ones to. Making wine sauce, going to saute some anchovy in fish oil and thicken with flour, mix it with the reduced wine.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I hope you get brain worms

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I don't live in the ghetto the snails are fine. I bet you wash your hands after putting steaks on the grill. Grow up and realize the world is out their for the ones who are not afraid. Good luck bro.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Calm down cuck

massdebater
massdebater

says the guy afraid of snails
I have eaten them raw out of the shell before.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

cuck
2016 called, they want their memes back

Methshot
Methshot

Snails simmering in the delicious thick whine sauce. The smell is very nice.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Can snails feel pain?

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Yes, but we have domain over all creatures. I have seen things you wouldn't believe. Like snails in the rain.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

they don't have a nervous system
is that answer satisfying for you?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

It has been shown that snails will operate a manipulandum to electrically self-stimulate areas of their brain. Balaban and Maksimova[76] surgically implanted fine wire electrodes in two regions of the brains of snails (Helix sp.). To receive electrical stimulation of the brain, the snail was required to displace the end of a rod. When pressing the rod delivered self-stimulation to the mesocerebrum (which is involved in sexual activity) the snails increased the frequency of operating the manipulandum compared to the baseline spontaneous frequency of operation. However, when stimulation was delivered to the parietal ganglion, the snails decreased the frequency of touching the rod compared to the baseline spontaneous frequency. These increases and decreases in pressing are positive and negative reinforcement responses typical of those seen with vertebrates.

They seek pleasure and avoid pain so likely yes.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Mind hacc the snail with leucochloridium, eat it, kill 6 billion people.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Sounds mean. Currently eating the snails.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I cooked periwinkle snails from the beach once, it was a huge pain to remove them from the shells but they tasted great fried in butter and garlic.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

sounds mean
Well life is simply unfair.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Eating un-purged gastropods
It's like you want to be retards
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/teenager-who-swallowed-garden-slug-as-a-dare-fights-government/news-story/7ada8f58d03de391055b13e9dade320d

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

scare tactics to make us buy from chain stores
Get off this board.

Methshot
Methshot

Cheese and Butter.
That's all you'll need, let your heart run wild with it

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

feed them nothing but wine! did i just blow your mind?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nice try slug shill

Bidwell
Bidwell

There's a ton near me, I've been thinking about trying it. How did you cook it?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I wouldn't imagine he's putting up much of a fight with him being paralyzed.
Shame about that, though, really it is. Life is can be so fucking arbitrarily cruel sometimes.

JunkTop
JunkTop

It was a raw slug though. Apparantly its ok if you cook snails properly.
Also that guy got fucked up real bad jesus

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Its not worth it unless you have a faster way of getting them out of the shells than a pair of tweezers. They tasted good enough, but cardboard would be good after 10 minutes in a pan with butter and garlic then sprinkled with salt.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Poor snails. Starved before murdered

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Emberfire
Emberfire

is responsible for his own affliction
fucker's body can't even regulate its own temperature now
is literally a fucking vegetable
I'm not trying to be edgy, but why keep him alive any more
can he even communicate his feelings at all

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Could you ever communicate your feelings... ever?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

fuckers deserve it, they always genocide the vegetables in my garden

FastChef
FastChef

Verdammte Scheiße.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

how do they get from the ocean to the garden?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

no I have aspergers

viagrandad
viagrandad

Tasty tasty botulism and disease. You shouldn't eat wild snails.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I wouldn't worry through, I live in a nice part of town.

Wow, your neighborhood is so nice the snails don't shit?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Australia
As expected of the demon land

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

what would they eat?

takes2long
takes2long

god I hope so

iluvmen
iluvmen

We've done this thread before.

Inmate
Inmate

washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2018/03/08/a-young-rugby-player-ate-a-slug-on-a-mates-dare-now-hes-paralyzed/

make sure it's fully cooked

Methnerd
Methnerd

They naturally carry so many diseases, that’s why birds don’t even eat them...

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

you generally don't eat the small, garden snails
snails for food are larger and usually farm grown for that purpose
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helix_pomatia

MPmaster
MPmaster

summer snails are best, they have snail caviar

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Please stop.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

That’s bullshit snails have to have brains

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Jesus Christ how horrifying

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Well after reading this thread I’m never eating escargot ever again. Thanks for the life lesson, Veeky Forums.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Man that’s fucked up. Talk about bad luck.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Try eating them raw. My mother told me they're full of revitalizing minerals and lots of vitamins

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS GUY OP
HE'S TRYING TO TRICK YOU
ALSO POST SOMETHING NEXT WEEK TO PROVE YOU'RE OK

MPmaster
MPmaster

They say luck favors the well prepared. Well, this story shows that luck also hurts the stupid.

happy_sad
happy_sad

they don't have full brains they have a series of connected ganglia. is still a moron though because they have a full nervous system

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

This copypasta is slowly getting stale. Third time in the last month I've seen it.

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