/deenz/ thread

FastChef
FastChef

Talkin bout deenz? Whatever you say boss ;)

Attached: deenz.jpg (10 KB, 292x172)

All urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s00nakAZZQi4
mouth-full-of-sardines.blogspot.com/
supforums.com/thread/165379532/politics
amazon.com/Season-Skinless-Boneless-Sardines-3-75-Ounce/dp/B000HDJYWA
youtube.com/watch?v=W_bYZ0LAnw8
youtube.com/watch?v=yLzfwK_NS3g

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Fresh sardines were like a whole new world. Didn't even like the canned ones before I had fresh, but now I just drizzle the canned with olive oil and reminisce.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

vocaroo.com/i/s00nakAZZQi4

Ayy, them deenz

Supergrass
Supergrass

saute a clove of garlic and some onions
add a chopped potato, pre-cooked a bit
deenz
crack 2-3 eggs over it all
salt and pepper
Finish in the oven if the top needs it

Soft_member
Soft_member

Sounds good senpai.

farquit
farquit

what are some beginners deenz? do I go in oil or plain?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Oil for sure. Water is completely inferior.

Booteefool
Booteefool

was just about to ask for this, thank you user.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

had my first serving today, my life has changed

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I have it as my ring tone.
Welcome to the deenz.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Should I pan sear my deenz first time eating them?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Attached: 1512678960935.gif (2.39 MB, 480x270)

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

No, just eat on toast/crackers with a bit of hot sauce.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Thinkin bout those deenz, my lad ;)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I have bought some King Oscar sardines
I don't buy sardines often, any suggestion on how to make make this a bit more interesting?
they really pack it full so I can do multiple styles.

Techpill
Techpill

Attached: A4E5BEF7-5B1E-4EC1-9F3F-3F20A5DCD677.jpg (31 KB, 294x273)

Firespawn
Firespawn

You can pepper to taste, eat them dudes plain...
You that they safe
low on that food chain...

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Can I get a power listing of the best brands of deenz?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Best /deenz/ info depository IMO
mouth-full-of-sardines.blogspot.com/

RavySnake
RavySnake

I've been listening to this for 12 hours now please stop me

Attached: 1491672671483.png (448 KB, 768x768)

eGremlin
eGremlin

I don't like sardines they made me puke

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Came here from /pol/
supforums.com/thread/165379532/politics

I thought it was a /r9k/ staple. Anyways you guys are awesome

Attached: you-are-good.gif (935 KB, 217x237)

Emberburn
Emberburn

NO

SniperWish
SniperWish

Sounds like something Ween would make.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

talkin bout the D, you know what he mean

takes2long
takes2long

he doesn't combine deenz-infused olive oil with balsamic vinegar to make a simple, tart & savory salad dressing
never gonna make it

Booteefool
Booteefool

i blend these up with oil or greek yogurt and use it as a pasta sauce

w8t4u
w8t4u

10/10

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

My favorite deenz are tomato. I also eat the olive oil ones with sriracha mayo sometimes.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Salmonsz>
But deenz are cool dtoo :DDD

Attached: 1521084068461.gif (758 KB, 336x200)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Think King Oscar or Coles? King Oscar is expensive buuut worth

SniperGod
SniperGod

Bar Harbor > Raincoast > King Oscar > the rest, but King Oscar has a bit more variety. I like the Mediterranean style sardines/mackerel, but Raincoast is superior for sardines in water. Bar Harbor is superior for the jalapenos, and the smoky taste is extraordinary.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Are you a real life Nirvanna The Band?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

eat deenz for the first time today
get a rock hard boner ~3 hours later
cum buckets

are there any other magical properties?

Attached: sight.png (62 KB, 446x378)

likme
likme

GOAT deenz? Yes.

Attached: cracked-pepper.jpg (163 KB, 640x478)

FastChef
FastChef

Anyone else feastin'?

Attached: IMG-4943.jpg (1.81 MB, 3264x2448)

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I pose a question to thou anons: if you could come up with a new variety of canned deenz, what would it be?

I ponder that a bacon flavour wouldst be exquisite

takes2long
takes2long

My darkest desire... the sweet deen

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Those don't really look like the picture on the box. Just saiyan.

TechHater
TechHater

Just picked these up today. Will I make it?

Attached: D028823C-03B0-4069-8A4E-B39711CF4606.jpg (395 KB, 2048x1536)

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Saw pic related a few weeks back and thought about you deenz cultists. Decided to buy it on a whim.

I am now addicted.

amazon.com/Season-Skinless-Boneless-Sardines-3-75-Ounce/dp/B000HDJYWA

These are on sale at costco, are they worth it?

Attached: 1513179162244.jpg (30 KB, 450x450)

farquit
farquit

Im making this for breakfast tmro

Methnerd
Methnerd

A few Asian deenz distributors pack their fish in some kind of sweet soy sauce.

Evilember
Evilember

I think canned sardines are pretty good (smoked oyster master race), but these threads are ultra comfy.

RumChicken
RumChicken

There have been like 4 packs of these in my girlfriend's parents' fridge for like 3 months, should I steal them? They worth it?

SniperWish
SniperWish

The patrician choice

Attached: 20180322-203543.jpg (3.02 MB, 4032x3024)

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Might interest /deenz/
youtube.com/watch?v=W_bYZ0LAnw8

Evilember
Evilember

canned food in the fridge
huh?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Really? Those were the first deenz I tried and it almost turned me off them they were so bad

DeathDog
DeathDog

Aright, what's your deenz dipping sauce?

Grey Poupon
Horse Radish

Spamalot
Spamalot

Had their skinless boneless variety that is packed in Morocco, was really satisfy only four to a tin though

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Any other dutchmen that enjoy a can of deenz? Where can i buy them in bulk for cheap.

A friend of mine has a Makro pass where i guess i could pick up a stash for a lower price, but he rarely goes there, let alone he doesn't forget to invite me, but so far it's my best bet.

Attached: sardientjes-in-tomatensaus.jpg (86 KB, 586x390)

Skullbone
Skullbone

start eating deenz
get horny as shit, rock hard erections and huge loads multiple times a day
set new PRs when lifting
Honestly this shit turns you into superman. Tasty too.

Attached: 1521278712359.png (200 KB, 500x376)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

This thread is blessed

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Can you blend deenz?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I don't see why you couldn't, but i don't see why you would either.

5mileys
5mileys

Right next to the bread and peanutbutter. They're black btw, is this a "black" thing?

hairygrape
hairygrape

/deenz/ shakes

Firespawn
Firespawn

Love my Deenz with some garlic, ginger and chilli.

SniperGod
SniperGod

'deenz, saltines
i used to date a 40-something china-tina who ate the shit out of them. i wish i could go back to those degenerate days.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Brunswick in peppers, had to use chink sticks but great nonetheless.

Attached: 69B1C296-50C7-4044-A292-C690FC7CEB1F.jpg (1.77 MB, 3264x2448)

Illusionz
Illusionz

get with the can or get the can
deenz & teenz

StonedTime
StonedTime

I know a small German store around here that keeps their canned fish in the refrigerated section. I guess some people like their deenz cold.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Maximum gains for the madman willing to try

WebTool
WebTool

I've found some brands to be pretty inconsistent, the cheap ones in particular. One tin will be nasty fish mush and another will be nice and tasty. When you pay a little more they get more consistent.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Yes get the oil but drain most of it first.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

the beach cliffs are a gamble for me sometimes you get some nice bristlings other times you get three big ones that just end up dry and not as tasty.

Lunatick
Lunatick

huh?

Booteefool
Booteefool

huh?!

Methnerd
Methnerd

What

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

its a crapshoot you never know whats in the can like I said sometimes tasty little ones other times bigger dry tasting ones.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Best post I've come across in several months

Bidwell
Bidwell

i love you

Playboyize
Playboyize

Do you guys really love deenz as much as you say? Because I love them quite a lot, but your love blows mine right out of the water.

Evilember
Evilember

TALKIN BOUT DEENZ

SniperWish
SniperWish

Deenz with english mustard for breakfast boys

Attached: 20180327-105803-1.jpg (703 KB, 2396x2087)

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

vocaroo.com/i/s00nakAZZQi4
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENZ

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Deenz baby

massdebater
massdebater

Do you guys put these babies in the fridge or in a cupboard?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Who here /mack daddy/?

Attached: 51kL-cIDo7L.jpg (35 KB, 500x500)

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I bought three of these since they were on sale planning on eating them throughout the week but ended up eating all three sunday afternoon. The fish was very very small, there were I want to say fish in 106 grams.

Fridge

Attached: file.png (385 KB, 556x423)

Nojokur
Nojokur

Can we have it as a .flac and can you also make a full album of deenz songs like this

Illusionz
Illusionz

I've always kind of liked deenz and eat them when I crave them, but I fucking hate how they leave the shit in them. Even dirty chinks clean out shrimp so there isn't a shitvein. I'll start breaking up the fillets and see this line of black shit and it always makes me lose my appetite.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Sorry boss. The MP3 is the only file I was given after the recording session and the guy who recorded it (the drummer) is in Ecuador for like 3 months so I can't get in contact with him... but if /deenz/ is still around then, I'll get my hands on an uncompressed recording.
I'm glad people enjoy the song enough to repost it. It makes me truly happy :)

King_Martha
King_Martha

eat deenz
buy a bunch of random cans
accidentally buy anchovies
They're fuckin delicious. I can see why people get them on pizza.

Methnerd
Methnerd

we need a full song. this is so authentic and laid back, it could even go viral

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

So fucking excited about /deenz/ and what the future holds

Attached: suckondeenz.png (73 KB, 776x611)

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I usually get the mustard deenz.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Cupboard, i take them to work and the gyn!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

tfw when you actually did this
I was trying to make deen dip and I accidentally liquefied it. It was like a thick, light beige milkshake. I dipped my crackers in it anyway and ate every bite of that shit, though I don't suggest it.

Attached: FOOD-IS-A-WEAPON.jpg (56 KB, 458x646)

Techpill
Techpill

save it for the /mack/ threads buddy.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Bought deenz with mustard, big mistake, will buy normal regular olice oil deenz and add my own

girlDog
girlDog

In thailand they feed muay thai fighters deenz+raw milk protein shakes

TreeEater
TreeEater

imagine being reincarnated as a 'deen
youtube.com/watch?v=yLzfwK_NS3g

viagrandad
viagrandad

Lel, what an odd song

Bidwell
Bidwell

What are some good deenz to take when hiking with a girl over the weekend?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Had some deenz for dinner last night, having another can when I get home from work!

Attached: EF51686A-78CF-4F28-B476-810CDE3098D5.jpg (1.94 MB, 3264x2448)

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

do you guys take the spines out of the deenz first? sometimes i don't and barely even notice them

girlDog
girlDog

Generally I do, but yeah sometimes I've eaten them and not noticed. I suppose you should eat the spines for bonus calcium.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Let's all love deenz!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

this, Seasons is best

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

It's a chill song, it needs more work and to be longer but it has good potential

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

easily, the best thread ever
this is us, boys

askme
askme

Why, God, why?

Attached: oh-shit.jpg (1.17 MB, 3206x1804)

Snarelure
Snarelure

She is a cruel mistress. Perhaps a can opener would work?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Thanks guys, but don't expect any revisions of the song. I know it's rough but at the end of the day it's merely a musical shitpost. Sure I could rerecord but the original song does the job it was meant to do (contribute to an unpopular meme on an unpopular fast food messageboard), and besides, it's not all about me... it's all about the deenz.
ps hope people appreciate that the climax of the melodic line lands on the words "For me."

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

This vocaroo is like a can of deenz for my soul

Attached: 1521234243284.jpg (33 KB, 530x444)

Emberburn
Emberburn

/deenz/ threads are some of the best Veeky Forums threads

Supergrass
Supergrass

Hell no, I love the texture of them. Really satisfying to eat.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

The fact that it's just a little rough jam session is why it's so cool. You did a good job, mate.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Attached: giphy.gif (223 KB, 220x200)

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I bought some today, but fell victim to temptation and got a hot and ready BBQ Chicken from Kroger. So I will eat tomorrow.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

That's wonderful, your band sounds like alot of fun!

Bidwell
Bidwell

Do girls like deenz? I've never seen one eating them.

Snarelure
Snarelure

asian women do

Flameblow
Flameblow

I work with a surly Italian/black girl who loves them.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

start eating /deenz/
no longer feel anxious around women
sex drive through the roof, dick got bigger
grew a full beard in just a few days
What other effects have you started noticing, lads?

likme
likme

Is this common or does this only happen with the cheap brands

TreeEater
TreeEater

I guess someone else will have to record it. Any other deenerz here that are music fags?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Finally found a brand of deenz that doesn't make me gag.

Attached: httkb.jpg (51 KB, 450x450)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You are a great man.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

tomato sauce is rarer, but my first choice if available.

hairygrape
hairygrape

You disappoint me

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Yeah these threads got me eating them.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I love the ones in tomato sauce, but only if I cook them with onions and peppers

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Don't like /deenz/ that much but try to eat some a few times a month. They are 6/10 on crackers usually, these are 9/10 by themselves.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

The fish was very very small
fish she is very small

Attached: 1515708590485.jpg (94 KB, 570x427)

Snarelure
Snarelure

Attached: bb72ba99c9462d629b8b9d69389165ad--meme.jpg (37 KB, 625x469)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Italian/black girl
why don't you just say black or mutt?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

because he wants to fuck her

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Ok boys, I have a rare opportunity to get a shitload of deenz from the Chinese grocery. Should I just but everything I can't read or do you have any recommendations?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It's blood, faggot, how else are you going to get extra testosterone in your diet

takes2long
takes2long

if they are chinese brand, i'd say fuck no. they prob make they're tins with lead in the mix.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I don't remember the brand name, but the last time I went to the chinese market I got some south east asian (maybe thai?) brand of canned sardines in green curry with basil. It was fucking top notch stuff.

MPmaster
MPmaster

chinese deenz
it's like you're begging to be poisoned

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

yeah, that seems like bad news.
but these: holy shit, if i could get my hands on some of those
anybody got some leads. i know amazon carries some obscure shit. maybe like deenz curry recipe that someone has tried? that sounds fucking divine.

askme
askme

this and deenz are slowly becoming my fave food I havent found the spicy variety of mackerel but the ones in tomato sauce are a blessing in a can.

SniperWish
SniperWish

the circle of life.
MFW we become the deenz.

Attached: deenz.gif (1.99 MB, 500x281)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I would get the most expensive ones because that would increase the likelihood of getting a good product

TechHater
TechHater

jamaican chicks around here buy them by the ton

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Because she identifies herself as biracial and I'm not a douchebag who derides people because of traits they didn't choose.
I would. She's kind of a hoodrat but she's really nice.

cum2soon
cum2soon

FISH
I
S
H

SHE
H
E

IS
S

VERY
E
R
Y

SMALL
M
A
L
L

Attached: 1521116749791.jpg (52 KB, 620x670)

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

who /transparent/ here

Attached: 1521828032879.jpg (48 KB, 650x433)

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Confirm your age

This website may contain content of an adult nature. If you are under the age of 18, if such content offends you or if it is illegal to view such content in your community, please EXIT.

Enter Exit

About Privacy

We use cookies to personalize content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyze our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our advertising and analytics partners.

Accept Exit